[The Cornishman]

Those millions,who believe that centuries of processing of humans into consumer robots with the corporate carrot of the illusion of choice and freedom,are in revolt.It is a quiet,subversive revolution fought without gun nor terror.The tactic is simple but devastating Not moving forward in f*cking queues!
The queue moves forward.The following queuees(?)do likewise.Until.... Che Guevara in the middle decides that he is going create a new 'Front' by standing stock still.He is in charge of the queue now.The space ahead is his and his alone.He has literaly 'made his stand'.Victory is his.W*nker.

[jc]

And this happened when? - jc

[pond life]

My ginger tomcat is called Che....

[Morals]

In situations like that a swift kick to the back of the knees ususlaly does the trick

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

another option is to get a few mates and form your own queues. just stand in a line an eventually more people join until it becomes huge then you start a marathon conga line....

[pond life]

Has anyone read THE JOY OF QUEUES by Ima Qjumper

or

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT QUEUES*

*BUT COULDN'T BE ARSED TO ASK


I know it's pathetic... but i am a N*wbie