[spanky]

right look, a lot of people have a big problem with me and the other newbies...and i personally don't wanna stay here if ppl don't want me here!! so i'm gonna leave my fate up to all of you, so you decide by casting this vote!! and if the majority want me to leave, then i'll go!! right so fire away!

[Morals]

As I said in one of the other topics - if you weren't abusive to everybody, stopped using that sodding text talk shit and had something decent to say then there wouldn't be a problem.

[spanky]

god enough with morals words fo wisdom!! if i wanted a lecture i'd ask for one!! just vote already!!!

[LE_VEY]

To be honest we were all newbies once and we obviously werent as annoying as you lot because since ive been here there has always been a bit of a grudge against newbies but never a full on riot.

[Morals]

I was trying to at least be civil but no, you just get abusive yet again.

[The Cornishman]

Which naturally leads me to wonder which channel I'd choose to watch the holocaust.Think I'd go for ITV since there's a chance they'd show the current Boddingtons ad one last time.But there'd be a high risk of a Dimbleby,and that would be a real turn-off.Hopefully they'd bring Alastair Burnett out of retirement for one last gig."Well, that's it for mankind.If you don't want to see the destruction of the planet, look away now.Right, now over to some eager young bint who thought she'd get a career in television by doing the weather."

[The Cornishman]

This is just a rehersal.

[The Cornishman]

I repeat this is just a rehersal.

[The Cornishman]

Problem with ITV is they would probably go to a commercial break in the middle of the news flash.

[Morals]

Ah, but the BBC would have Tony Gubba and you'd be "guaranteed the best seat"

[spanky]

emmm ....is anybody else confused?!

[The Peter Kay Fan]

pearsonally it'd have to be Sky News for me, they've won best news channel 4 years running, so you're bound to get good coverage

[Tall Pall]

Yup, Sky news gets my vote, great channal!

[The Cornishman]

I might order a Pizza from my local-let's see the c*nts get it to me in half an hour.
Wouldn't want to be around to claim my free one-might be a bit well done . . .

[Gigglyboots]

This isnt the answer, it really isn't. I would be pretty upset, if the rest of you had polled to get me off this board when I first came here. You deserve a chance like everyone else, just don't blow it!

[The Cornishman]

On the dress code issue for the end of the world,Alan Partridge stylee 'Sports casual' ice white shoes and ice white socks is de rigeur,and the wearing of a silly hat can only be a plus.

[Morals]

I was willing to give spanky a chance - scroll up - I told him what he should do to stop people wanting him off but he just made a sarky comment...

[The Cornishman]

I heard that clingfilm is really really really thin aluminium foil.Or congealed puffin sperm.Surley that can't be right?By the way lemonade added to gravy makes a very servicable substitute for Coca Cola.

[Morals]

Is sports casual acceptable in Milliways?

[The Cornishman]

And on a similar thread,only not quite but what the hell, this morning I felt compelled to nip over to Ikea Brent Park once again and buy six more bookcases.This brings my tally up to ten in the last three months.It's getting out of control.As if that weren't enough,I also bought six additional shelves.Well, I saw them in the warehouse and they looked like they needed a home.Best part of the trip was cycling in the fast lane of the North Circular overtaking the traffic dawdling along at a laughable 10mph.

[Lawrie]

All newbies who post about 10 posts a night should be burnt on a cross while the sounds Of Iron Maiden ring around their heads......"RUN TO THE HILLS!!!"

[The Peter Kay Fan]

im not a newbie, but im finsing that im posting a lot of posts, just to defend this board and its better members from the mindless rubbish coming from others

[Lawrie]

dude your ok..your not annoying like some of these muppets.......

[kendra k]

muppets, you brits crack me up!!

newbies can post, but starting poll after poll is just tedious. i thought we had a poll about this.

[MK Chris]

Cornishman's on some strong drugs man!