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By Betti911
#224166
Try flirting with her. It may make the other girl you really like jealous. If it doesn't then you know theres no hope.
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By Sidders
#224168
She doesn't fancy me!!
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By kendra k
#224193
which girl? i thought girl #1's friend did fancy you.
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By Sidders
#224216
No! Not as far as I'm aware anyway!
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By Quincy
#224220
stick your * in her and find out you GAYER
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By Adam
#224228
Quincy wrote:stick your * in her and find out you GAYER


i think you'd qualify as a gayer, quincy. you'd be popular with the boys.. :P ;)
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By kendra k
#224252
haha! i love how we've all been making "mincy" jokes, and adam gets told off! though his was a little more graphic than the rest. tut tut.
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By Sidders
#224564
I'm just gonna try and be friends with her.
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By Sidders
#224565
Seriously, sorry about tonight, I really shoud resist t'internet when I've had a few, but it was all connected so there was nothing i could do.
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By kendra k
#224593
wha huh?
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By Sidders
#224596
Ah, I made a few posts last night after I'd had a few. It's not actually that bad looking back.
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By kendra k
#224597
yeah, i couldn't tell.
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By Lucie
#224598
Um sorry but I wouldn't assume that just because a girl is nice to you that she fancies you! Siderla you should just show what an all-round-good-guy you are by accepting their friendship and be super friendly to all that lot. Don't ignore the girl you like but just act, indifferent. Maybe she'll realise what she's missing out on or maybe she'll feel the same but at least you get some shiney new friends out of it all :P.
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By Sidders
#224605
Yeah, cheers Luce, that's what I'm going to do. As another female friend told me last night, I've gotta be friends with her otherwise nothing (if anything could) will happen.
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By Quincy
#224614
just go up to her with a massive hard on and put it in her face
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By Quincy
#224618
ok put it in her hand
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By kendra k
#224637
ask her to the films and hide it in the popcorn. i don't think it'll work, but i've never heard of anybody actually trying it.
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By fish heads
#224638
You'd probably have to go and see a porno though if you were to "keep it up" throughout the film. Either that or encourage her to eat the popcorn quite quickly
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By Gigglyboots
#224651
Taking her to the cinema would be a sweet idea..without the dick in the popcorn part. What would you do if you found a dick popping out your popcorn?! Just a thought.
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By Sidders
#224654
I wasn't actually contemplating that Giggly.
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By fish heads
#224668
Gigglyboots wrote:What would you do if you found a dick popping out your popcorn?!


Put it in my mouth - what else could I do
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