[Morals]

Someone suggested this topic in another thread so I thought I'd start it off...

1 - Make it big as a guitarist
2 - Have a ride in an F1 car (one of those two seater jobbies will do)
3 - Be a dad
4 - Invent a lager that tastes exactly like Carling, gets you drunk but doesn't give you a hangover
5 - Write a book
6 - Read a book
7 - See Enlgand win a World Cup
8 - Win a welly throwing contest
9 - Eat the perfect kebab
10 - Throw up the perfect kebab

[Jonny Hoare]

1. produce a top quality radio programme for a national radio station
2. drive a stock car
3. watch england play cricket on tour
4. watch tottenham win the league/cup
5. see plymouth argyle in the premiership
6. see a westcountry driver win the f2 world title (could be happening by next week)
7. have children
8. marry a nice bird
9. eat lots of nice fry up breakfasts
10. drive a nice fast car and overtake gimps with bmws

[Morals]

4. watch tottenham win the league/cup

You'd better hope you live a long time then Johnny

[Gigglyboots]

10. drive a nice fast car and overtake gimps with bmws

Whats wrong with Bmws???

[Morals]

I don't think it's the cars that Johnny objects to so much as the people driving them....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

after long deliberations i decided on:

1. be a guest on rise,
2. sleep on top of buckingham paris,
3. shoot a machine gun,
4. visit every mcdonalds in the world an not buy anything,
5. pee in the pacific ocean,
6. watch manchester united be relegated,
7. play in a first team match for roma break totti's nose score a hattrick then retire,
8. wipe my arse on one million pounds,
9. meet terry wogan,
10. commit suicide.

[Miss Charlie J]

1. become a millionaire
2. go to egypt
3. work in egypt
4. go to brazil and help the amazon rainforest
5. get married in an old church on a hill in scotland with the man i love
6. have many one nite stands
7. travel the world
8. become a nun (only jokin) see the queen abdicate
9. become extremely famous for something
10. also commit suicide by jumping of the highest thing i can find

not necessarily in that order of course and also i have won a welly throwing contest

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

1.see the toon win the league
2.see metallica live
3.play at murryfield
4.have kids
5.get married to a top bird
6.travel the world
7.work for a year at a skiing resort
8.see sunderland go down(only have to wait till may)
9.to do a hang-glide
10.to get a job that pays 40k +

[David]

so far no one has put

Sit in the studio when Moyles is on air

[TJD]

1. put the bin bags out
2. have breakfast
3. die abruptly

[MK Chris]

1.see the toon win the league
8.see sunderland go down(only have to wait till may)

Nice choice!

6. have many one nite stands

Depending on how fit you are, how drunk I am and how picky you are (i.e. Are you a member of the RNIB), I could be your first conquest...

[MK Chris]

I have a star now!! Woohoo!!

[Miss Charlie J]

fortunately im not a member of the RNIB, and neway i would be drunk aswell!

[Miss Charlie J]

and if u actually do live in milton keynes then i live extremely close to you

[MK Chris]

OK, quite wishing I hadn't put that now - just seen ur web page - which has ur age on it!

*Quite embarassed*

[MK Chris]

I just saw that and all. Other side of MK, not Bletchley side.

[tomwhite]

1. Accidently video tape some kind of major criminal activity or natural disaster will abroad

2. Get a really well paid job that I enjoy

3. At the age of 30 have a birthday party, inviting everyone I've ever known.

4. After no-one turns up for the party due to a mis-print on the invites I have a nervous break-down which forces me to...

5. Resign from a really well paid job that I enjoy

6. Write a comedy fiction about real life and become a faceless celebrity for it

7. Drop a live toaster into a bath with some kind of domestic furry animal in it (eg. a hamster)

8. Burn a house down

9. Establish a new religion or write a song that will bring meaning to all human beings on Earth, bringing world peace and ending world hunger as all nations work together to start a new life without hate.

10. See what happens to a carrot after leaving it in a microwave for 10 minutes.

[LE_VEY]

well done topher i also just looked at her webpage, heres your coat, theres the door.

[Miss Charlie J]

so this time tom the fireman wont come round coz u pranked them!
and dont worry topher i hear the charges for bein a pervert arent that harsh(only jokin)

[The Cornishman]

Magnetize my fillings-download MP3 files to them.
Break into the Co-op steal all the keys to the Corn Beef tins.
Adopt a penguin.
Combine my love of bass fishing and excercize into new sport: Bassercize.
Marry one of the glamorous ladies of wrestling.
Re-arrange the Labour cabinet in my mind,then put it all back.
Take photograph negatives to 'Boots' minutes before we set clocks ahead in the Spring,sue them for not being developed in an hour.
Sucsesfully pull off the 'Safari look'.
Go into the bathroom I sealed off five years ago see if the big spider is gone.
Raise funds for my new TV show 'The Cornishmans Wacky World of Animal Noises

[M+L Fan]

1 Bone Holly Valance
2 Bone Holly Valance again
3 Bone Holly Valance again
4 Bone Holly Valance again
5 Bone Holly Valance another time
6 And another
7 Bone her once more
8 And again
9 And another time
10 Then bone her for the last time

Then I would die a happy and contented man.

[Everlast]

Magnetize my fillings-download MP3 files to them.
Break into the Co-op steal all the keys to the Corn Beef tins.
Adopt a penguin.
Combine my love of bass fishing and excercize into new sport: Bassercize.
Marry one of the glamorous ladies of wrestling.
Re-arrange the Labour cabinet in my mind,then put it all back.
Take photograph negatives to 'Boots' minutes before we set clocks ahead in the Spring,sue them for not being developed in an hour.
Sucsesfully pull off the 'Safari look'.
Go into the bathroom I sealed off five years ago see if the big spider is gone.
Raise funds for my new TV show 'The Cornishmans Wacky World of Animal Noises

I hear big Bertha is a sort