[Bean]

I'm really happy that I found this website. There are some very funny people and topics here. Do any of you guys actually know each other, i mean, has anyone found a new friend on here or even love?

[Betti911]

There was a couple of people who got together.

I'm really not happy that its nearly lunchtime. I've got my work review in 20 mins Am v worried!

[Jono]

Do any of you guys actually know each other, i mean, has anyone found a new friend on here or even love?

No - today's your lucky day.

[Betti911]

Are you Bean's secret admirer then?

[Jono]

Are you Bean's secret admirer then?

Well I eat Heinz Baked Beans, the poster eats them too - it's a match made in heaven

[Sheep]

I didnt even realise its dinner time, hungry now...

[Quincy]

i prefer the beans with the little sausages in them

[Betti911]

I used to love them when I was wee. Beans give me a sore tummy now

[Quincy]

i dont understand women

[Betti911]

I don't understand men. How come every time you try to help them out you are accused of nagging and when you don't you are told you aren't being supportive. Woman can't win!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i heard jonny hoare "knows" stevo.

the evils of cider.

[Sheep]

Yeah cider put me in hospital.

[Adam]

How old are you again? I didnt start drinking till I was 18.

****s me off the amount of kids I see in pubs..

[Sheep]

Well it was a mix of stuff, but cider was involved, im 17 btw..

[Quincy]

yeah i hate all the kids in pubs. our pub is great most days then on friday night all the 17 year old chavs come in with their 15 year old biatches

[Sheep]

I think its funny when the "chavs" come in expecting to get served and get thrown out, makes my day

[Jono]

Do they speak in rhyme like Science does off of Big Brother

[Quincy]

the thing is in our pub they serve them anyway the muppets. and they stopped doing carling now they got p*ssy 4x its rank so i have to have john smiths instead

[Walter Sobchak]

nothing wrong with John Smiths!
When I was in Chicago, I could only get hold of Newcastle Brown Ale, John Smiths, or Taunton Dry Blackthorn apple flavoured slightly alcholic lemonade.

So being a good Somerset man,


I opted for John Smiths every time!

[Quincy]

im not saying there is anything wrong with john smiths but my problem lies with castlemain xxxx australian wee

[Uglybob]

I'm really happy that I found this website. There are some very funny people and topics here. Do any of you guys actually know each other, i mean, has anyone found a new friend on here or even love?

its best to love yourself ive found

especially with your right wrist

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you can do it with your wrist? now thats a pub trick...

[Quincy]

both wrists or just one? one must be prety difficult?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

unless he uses his thigh as well. either way its clever.

[Quincy]

hats off