[Frank]

A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy.

His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast.

Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or shall I?"

[Console]

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.

When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hes not going to get any cat for a week?

[parody number 9]

I kicked a ball the other week.
Does that mean I don't have balls for a week?

[Sheep]

hes not going to get any cat for a week?

Thats what i was thinking....

[Console]

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

As long as he didn't kick it in the head, he's laughing...

[Sidders]

hes not going to get any cat for a week?

Thats what i was thinking....

Great minds think alike. And yes I was thinking that too.

[Sidders]

Oh, hang on, I get it now.

[Sheep]

Oh yeah i just got it too... lol.....

[fish heads]

I kicked a ball the other week.
Does that mean I don't have balls for a week?

Not unless you are one of the characters in the joke

[Sidders]

He was, he was hiding under the sink.

[fish heads]

He was, he was hiding under the sink.

Haha - that made me laugh more than the joke (which isn't too hard)

[Sidders]

It disturbs me when people find me funny.

[kendra k]

hmm... maybe my boyfriend's right when he says britons are humourless.

[DemonHorse]

I kicked a ball the other week.
Does that mean I don't have balls for a week?

.....


am I the only one who got the first joke straight away?.....


that's probably because I've Heard it before?

[Sidders]

Not just heard it before, he's Heard it before. Damn straight.

[DemonHorse]

damn sticKing shiFt key more like it...

[Quincy]

you shift face

[parody number 9]

Please somebody, why the cat?

[Console]

What's another name for a cat? (Hint: it begins with P)

[DemonHorse]

I bet he still don't get it...

[Console]

Probably too young.

BTW No ones commented on my 'kick it in joke'. I thought that was rather funny myself.

[Console]

Sorry, that was ment to be 'kick it in the head'

[parody number 9]

I get it. I must have a SOH failure.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hmm... maybe my boyfriend's right when he says britons are humourless.

i just get worried how thick people must think i am if they think i didnt get the joke first time.