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By Dickie
#181403
Bear with me, when next hearing Feel Good Inc listen to the 1st line, i swear it says "Sidders breaking down on a camels back."

Something you're not telling us Sidders?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181418
have you ever sat on a camel? very uncomfortable.
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By MK Chris
#181433
I have and yeah it was uncomfortable..

Also would a camel stand Sidders' weight? I mean two humps full of water is one thing but Christ.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181434
ah they are hardy animals though. i reckon it could do it.
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By MK Chris
#181436
I bet it couldn't take the weight of the bird we sat opposite on the way back from Liverpool today.
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By Lucie
#181441
:roll:

If there is ever a good moment to use that emotion, it is now.
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By MK Chris
#181463
It wasn't you was it?
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By Sidders
#181464
I suppose citys does sound a bit like Sidders.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181488
now a whole city would break a camels back. im pretty sure.

unless the camel was huge...
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By Mafro
#181491
It's "sand".
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By Lucie
#181499
Topher wrote:It wasn't you was it?


Yes actually it was. It's glandular :(.


Seriously though, I know this is ultimately a lad board, but you could try being a little.... nicer.
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By MK Chris
#181550
To be fair I didn't know her - therefore the only impression I got of her was what she looked like... Had I spoken to her a bit more maybe I could have said something about her personality.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181554
ah if shes an ugly boot who cares?
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By Lucie
#181626
Topher wrote:To be fair I didn't know her - therefore the only impression I got of her was what she looked like... Had I spoken to her a bit more maybe I could have said something about her personality.


Well then mister, you could have been a gentleman and not said anything at all :P.
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By DemonHorse
#181627
you're looking for gentlemen?

on here?
















* falls off chair
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By Lucie
#181628
hahaha. well yeah wishful thinking huh? :P
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181634
dating for the blind and deaf on here.
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By Betti911
#181643
You're fighting a losing battle here Lucie.....
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By MK Chris
#181645
Ah but just to put your mind at rest we made up for the fat bird when we went to Green Day on Saturday in the scorching heat and loads of women were there in bikinis/bras.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181647
there was a coast guard on southport beach in a binkini on saturday...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181654
he was a right fat git.

no seriously she tried to push me back in but i told her whales didn't talk.
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By Sidders
#181667
She must have been pretty thick if she thought they did. Was she blonde?
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By DemonHorse
#181679
probably bleached... doesn't that mean the sea wouldda turned her hair green?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#181683
she was a very tasty brunette... mmmmmmmm
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By DemonHorse
#181685
hmm tasty brunette lifeguard....


no chance it was Yasmine Bleeth I suppose?