[stevotrash]

Whilst watching Moyles and BB (what work do I actually do?) Aled give an award to Tim for being the biggest tosser on Big Brothers Little brother, I have been intrigued to discover the height of TV diddy man Dermot O Leary.

Now Moyles shapes up to a modest 5'8 apperently, but this average height dwarfed the bald headed pub compere of cable shows by at least two inches.

Whats the point of this? Well Trash Media Productions are producing a new show similar to pop idol but we'll be looking for the nations best lap dancing midget. Ronnie Corbett was supposed to present the series but had to pull out due to a hamstring injury (seems the vouge thing to do at the moment) so we need another wee cheeky chappy to front the show.

Do you have any other suspected or comfirmed 'little celebs' to front the show?

[Uglybob]

Tom Cruise
Eddie Large from Little and Large
Sandi Toksvig
Gillian Anderson
Willie Carson from BBC racing coverage

[Eddie]

Heat Magazine did a feature on small celebs recently(of which Dermot was one of them - i think he's 5 ft 5 or something) I'll dig it out!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the whole of s club 7 are midgets are were actually orginally the cast in a snow white and the seven dwarfs production in bogner regis.

Official Gaspode FACT.

[kendra k]

my radio show is called "revenge of the little people" as ricardo is only 5'4" and i'm barely 5'3"

[stevotrash]

Notice how short fashionable celebs usually work out at a gym? Word of advice, it doesn't matter how big your arms are you'll still fit through the cat flap.

Given that Dermo is a 'rising star', I wonder what other high profile jobs he could be in line for.

Keep your eyes peeled.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yet he still cant learn more that 2 lines without looking at his script...

[a_girl_from_mars]

Danny Devitto (sp?)

[stevotrash]

Kendra, you have a 5'2 presenter called ricardo? How odd. I usually have to make up such characters.

[kendra k]

odd is my ex, ricardo's merely strange. and he's from arizona, that's why... great?