[Faith2002]

It's a crush I know but they get worse.

I saw him on little Brothers Big brother tonight and I nearly started crying ( like a scary Westlife fan or something )

Tell me bad things about him so that I can think of someone else

[Uglybob]

ahm, he likes lap dancers
he thinks Carol Vorderman is good looking
he trims his pubic hair
he likes early 90's techno
his weight could balloon again
He gets on with Peter Stringfellow
He has Uncle Buck on video and DVD
He gets a cleaner to do his cleaning
He supports Leeds


is that enough

[Faith2002]

Well the lap dancers bit is not nice.

As for Peter Stringfellow.....what can I say? He seems a bit of a loser to me?

I'm such a loser. Why can't I like someone good.

Let me die....

[Uglybob]

see i help everyone realise that everything in this life is crap and worthless. I love depression me.

[LE_VEY]

negativity is the key to a healthy life!!

[kendra k]

uglybob- the bearer of bad times...

though he still hasn't turned me off of "mr football" will kinder.

[Faith2002]

Do you think he is the type of person to cheat on you?

Has he ever cheated on his past girlfriends?

You don't have to make him sound bad anymore. Just answer the question honestly.

[Jonny Hoare]

adopts simon bates tone

i hava laeedder here from faith it reads as follows

[Gigglyboots]

ahm, he likes lap dancers
he thinks Carol Vorderman is good looking
he trims his pubic hair
he likes early 90's techno
his weight could balloon again
He gets on with Peter Stringfellow
He has Uncle Buck on video and DVD
He gets a cleaner to do his cleaning
He supports Leeds


is that enough

Right! First lot are sick
If I had money I'd get a cleaner to do my cleaning too, wouldn't you?
And I like Leeds! Thats not a bad thing! They aren't that bad, its not like they are at the bottom of the premiership (yet).

[Morals]

What's wrong with lap dancers?

[kendra k]

lap dancers are just trying to make some money, so why should people hold that against them.

as for the leeds thing, it doesn´t add any points to him. granted my future baby daddy, danny mills, plays for leeds.

seriously though, a crush on moyles, my god, could that be as bad as a crush on mills? doubtful.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

oi! off my man! i might let you have an affair with him if you do my homework and GCSEs for me

[Morals]

lap dancers are just trying to make some money, so why should people hold that against them.

Especially when they look like this... (alright, so technically she's not a lap dancer, but table dancers are only trying to earn a crust too!)

[Uglybob]

lapdancers are a step away from prostitution

[David]

it's funny about u saying about going out with Chris Moyles cus just last nite i was having a conversation about marrying chris moyles.... NOT ME MARRYING HIM BUT MY FRIEND MARRYING HIM (get that straight, and she is female) and she said "I'd rather marry her friend" (who is female)

so i dont thing the ladies like him!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

but i like him

[Sam]

I wouldn't mind Chris as a boyfriend, you get worse. At least he's faithful and I reckon he could probably be sweet and quite romantic away from the "shock DJ" alter-ego.

[David]

most likely yeah - it's hard for me to comment - but the girl i was speakin to doesnt like moyles.... SHAME ON HER!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

lapdancers are a step away from prostitution

no offence bob but its one hell of a huge step unless you got different lap dancers round your way....

[Morals]

lapdancers are a step away from prostitution

Does that make Peter Stringfellow one step away from a pimp, and Chris Moyles one step away from a 'punter'?

[Lawrie]

Lapdancers are nothing but disease infested pieces of meat..although Lisa Rogers wasnt half bad as one

[Tall Pall]

Ive never had a lap dance, nor been to a strip club etc. I dont think we have any near me anyway. But am I the only guy here who finds the idea slightly (if not more than slightly) repulsive and a waste of money?

p.s. for one day only i thought id try and scare as many people as possible with a new "scary sig".. however it dosnt appear to be showing.. o well

Sod it, that was too scary.

[Faith2002]

Well I still love him. Maybe love is too strong of a word considering I haven't ever met him.

One day we will get married. Well if not.....then I at least hope I meet him on my lifetime.

[Tall Pall]

Oi Faith, look at the signiture, burgers and pints right... are you either? Ok, sorry carry on loving/crushing er or whatever you do you you mixed up person you.

Thats supposed to be ironic, i think.

[kendra k]

sounds like dependency issues to me. infatuation is a pain in the backside.

/me dreaming of deputy prime ministers