[Quincy]

i found an opened but unouched tin of heinz beans with sausages. ive decided to eat them cold without heating them. will i die?

[Tom Holt]

no...



however, it does depend on what type of sausage they claim to be

[Quincy]

pork sausages

pork(65%), water, pea starch, salt, spices, emulsifiers - try - poly - and diphosphates

who is poly and why is she in my sausages

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Quincy you could be our crash test dummy. before we try anything you could do it and see whether you die.

first up can you see if standing on carpet grippers cuts your feet open?

[Lucie]

This old man opened a tin of baked beans and didn't bother to cook them first or even take them out of the tin. He ate them with a spoon and then he saw a piece of string. He pulled it out and IT WAS A RAT.

True story.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

was it a small rat or a huge can of beans?

[Lucie]

ok, so IT WAS A MOUSE

[Wyatt]

I just found a few bottles of WKD (not mine) in the kitchen, would you like them Quincy.

Its best before November 2003

[Betti911]

i found an opened but unouched tin of heinz beans with sausages. ive decided to eat them cold without heating them. will i die?

Where did you find them?

[huckerby6]

Ive got canned bombay balti beans in my room from last year

[Betti911]

Whats there sell by date?

R they still in the can?

[huckerby6]

Still in the can and unopened. I kept them for a reason but don't have a clue what that reason is. Sell by date is 06 or something at a guess

[Betti911]

Ah well your alright then... not going to poision yourself.

[huckerby6]

Hope not, I don't plan on eating it anyway cos my experience of meals in a can is not great

[Quincy]

im still alive. but for how long?

i always eat the beans cold out of the tin and i havent found any rodents yet.

Re Carpet Grippers: ok with shoes on i was ok, however i have now gashed my left foot after treading on the grippers. i am getting a plaster now

[Betti911]

Dunno I like raveolli in cans.

[Quincy]

yeah thats nice as well. i like stuff out of cans cos then i dont have to wash up or waste time cooking it. if i want something cooked i will go to the takeaway (money permitting)

[huckerby6]

They are good for camping but from home ready meals or easy cook stir frys are good

[Betti911]

Can't be bothered with stir frys. They take too long after you get home from work. I just get M&S ready meals if I'm eating on my own.

[huckerby6]

These are great tho. My dad buys them and puts them in a freezer then when Im at home i put them in the wok, cook for 6 minutes and voila its a meal

[Betti911]

I love the M&S pasta meals. They are lovely, much nicer than safeway or asda's offerings. Mind you would never do all of my shopping in Marks as it is too expensive. Just some treats

[Quincy]

if i want anything im M&S i get my mate who works there to get it for me with his staff discount card. im never very impressed with their clothes though. the 'sp' range is poor

[fish heads]

The only place I can get a discount is in the National Museum of Film & Photogrpahy where my mate works.

Entry is free, so it doesn't really work

[huckerby6]

Would you get a discount at the cafe in the museum assuming them have one

I get loads of discounts for various things which is cool

[fish heads]

Yeah, I suppose I could. But it's overpriced, so the discount means I'd just be normal priced.

I could go into the Imax though.