[LE_VEY]

Does anyone know a real Mike Hunt? i know this sounds childish but i really thought id found one the other day but i was upset to be corrected that it was infact a mike hut, doh! oh well never mind! anyone know any comedy names that are your mates names or infact yours?

[Uglybob]

one of my tech teachers had a friend called Randy Thacker.

[Eddie]

There was a boy in my school called Richard head who changed his name legally because as you know Dick is short for Richard!

[Jonny Hoare]

there is a stock car driver called
mike *

still waiting for a
claire taurus
phil mccreavis

[Morals]

Someone at my school was called Michael Cane, and I know someone called Richard William Cox (Dick Willy *)...

[Gigglyboots]

Makes you wonder what their parents are like before they could subject their kids to them sort of names! For once, I'm glad of my plain-jane name which no one can twist into something rude!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

the head of a grammar school near mine is called richard head...damn, same as eddie's. also, there's a girl called emma dale that one of my friends knows.

[Jonny Hoare]

of course myslef - mr condom prostitute

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

i knew a chris wankey and a mrs. waxburger.

gigglyboots,even if you can twist jane into a rude name, school-yard rules would clearly make you Jane with no brain or Jane that lives in a drain.
its the order of things

[edmondo]

I used to go to school with a bloke with the surname Kerr, but unfortunately his first name wasn't Wayne. Must be a few Wayne Kerrs out there though.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i cant believe i added to this crap but i do actually know someone called michael hunt. he came out on a charity trip with us an we gave him the new name of lazy hunt (oh how we laughed). hes now joined the RAF....

[Uglybob]

it would have been better if he was spanish and was called Juan Kerr, it would sound much more like the word you are implying.

[LE_VEY]

The best i knew was a bloke called Adam Mycock which we all joked about him having a brother called Paul. And the other one was definatley my tutor, Joy Alcock pronounced All-cock.

[Eddie]

Juts passed this one by some friends and appartently my mate stuart's dad who's a policemen works with another copper called Robin Banks! No joke! and another friends used to know a girl called Robyn hood!

[LE_VEY]

excellant smithers............keep them comin!!

[Benjoo]

i have a friend called Greg Alexander Young. initials G.A.Y
A girl in my primary school was called cathy ness, primary school ruling states that we should have callled her ness-cathy

[LE_VEY]

i like the robin banks for a pigs name!! thats good

[TJD]

what about an Ivor Biggun, Hugh E Rection, Jenny Taylia e.t.c.?

[tomwhite]

I suppose hoping for Amanda Hugankiss would be a little too optimistic

[Funky Drummer]

Moving away from the human names, my friends have a dog called Jerry. (The dog is a springer).

[Jonny Hoare]

Actually on my last sourjourn to Buxton, which i am headed on sunday
there a lorry haulage company

Phil M Mycock Haulage

[Sam]

There was a boy in my school called Richard head who changed his name legally because as you know Dick is short for Richard!

I know a Dick Head - and he really is one aswell

When my parents went to school they had a cookery teacher called Mrs Baker, an art teacher called Mr Green and a geography teacher called Mr Land.

[Funky Drummer]

There's a band up here called the Richard Head band.

[Lawrie]

yeah and i certainly want to change my name..............

[Guest]

Once worked for a guy, Mr. Akhmed Khunt ( or spelt similar), worked with this bit of female anatomy for 3 years, lived up to his name! He's A. KHUNT all right!