[TJD]

from time to time, someone says something meaningful, giving a new outlook on life. here are my favourites:
from:coupling "not all women have big breasts, and they're people too"
from:homer simpson "if something's hard to do, its probably not worth doing"

any other suggestions?

[David]

I used to be indecisive (dunno if thats how you spell it) but now I'm not soo sure.

[tomwhite]

"This is an old joke. There was a street clown called King of the Mice: he trained rodents, he did horoscopes, he could impersonate Napolean, he could make dogs fart on command. One night he jumped out his window with all his pets in a box. Written on the box was this: 'Life is serious but art is fun!' I hear his funeral was a party. A street artist had killed himself. Nobody had supported him but now everybody missed him. Now who would make the dogs make music and the mice pant? The bear knows this too: It is hard work and great art to make life not so serious. Prostitutes know this too."

[Benjoo]

Pam doove from the league of gentlemen series two: ESKWED BEEF HAT ANYBODY GOT ANY BOKKLE OF ORANG DOOF.

just cracks me up whenever i see that

[Morals]

LL Cool J's explanation of the theory of relativity in Deep Blue See:

"If you put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. If you put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative"

[The Cornishman]

Dr Dre from- 'Keep Their Heads Ringing'

"I gets plenty of ass so call me an ass-tronaut"

[Morals]

The CornishPasty wrote:

I would give up but I always remember the advice my father used to give me- "quitters are never winners son, if you take up something you stick at it" Thanks dad!

Made me laugh so much I had to go have a cigarette...