[Benjoo]

Jonny Hoare: You fasinate me strangely, tell me more my Cornish friend.

Nobody would say that unless they were paid or if they were jonny hoare

lets way up the facts, Shall we
1) the cornishman has been on a posting spree as of late, we havent seen the intelligent and witty (??!?!!??!??!) posts of jonny for a while
2)they are both, or claim to be cornish(why you would want to claim to be cornish i dont know)
3)never seen them both in the same room together, have you.
Now the penny drops

[The Cornishman]

Not that I mind being likened to the legend that is the 'Hoare' but the only way out of this would be for myself and Johnny to post a message at exactly the same time, for I can assure you I have no alter egos on this site.

[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

I don't think he's lying. Absoloutley none.

[Teh Cronishnam]

I tell you what though,he's a bloody funny bloke that Cornishman.

[The Cornishman]

By the way- the "vice versa" is superflous.

[Pasty Man]

Paaaasties.........get yer piping hot paaaaasties,more Cornish than a pair of siblings exchanging bodily fluids.........paaaaaaaasties,place yer orders here. All yer favourite flavours get yer paaaaaaasties.....

[Pasty Man]

Ah come on! I'm trying to make a living here- PAAAAAAAAASTIES Sodding hot PAAAAAAAAASTIES, more Cornish than a racist slack jawed coal miner beating his wife up.....PAAAAAAAAASTIES!!!

[Benjoo]

ill take one with out the filling

[stevotrash]

I can assure you that Hoare is not the cornishman. One posts witty and creative subjects whilst the other....well doesn't.

[Jonny Hoare]

Could be nablo.....

but methinks the cornishman is a genius
but even i cannot not reacgh to that greatness

[Lawrie]

i dont give a flying fu** if they are the same person.......

thats my opinion!

there both comedy gods

[Funky Drummer]

If you REALLY wanted to find out, could you not ask Chris? Does the server not log all the IPs or something???

[magenta]

Yeah it should do, I was going to mention that before but couldn't be bothered.

[M+L Fan]

No. Cornishman is actually very funny and a bit of a legend, whereas Jonny whore is a bit of a fag who lives up to his surname.

[Benjoo]

handbags at dawn

[kendra k]

yeah, seriously though, i think the cornishaman is a bit more manic than mr hoare. also, does he like cricket as much?

lat man down!

[Jonny Hoare]

nice to see my endgame plan has been chosen by dr loz - thank you once again....

however if people wANT TO liken me to the cornishman- then carry on

[gem]

Fiver says Cornishmoosh is Stevo.

[Jonny Hoare]

I don't think sooooooooooo
the cornishman is the cornishman