- Fri Jul 19, 2002 5:10 pm
#17201
Not that you would anyway.You're faaaar to sensible for that.Notwithstanding I just partook in a last minute dash to the Post Office before closure to get my daily fix of 'Golden Virginia' .So pathetically shagged was I by this minute marathon that upon arrival I couldn't even get my words out to the shrivelled up old granny behind the till and had to let the prolaptic codger behind me order his crampoons before the deep exhaling had subsided enough for my larynx to come into action.Of course I fail to see the irony that I was after cigarettes and almost died purchasing them.