[The Cornishman]

If you're ever in Penzance drop in to a drinking tafern on Market Jew Street called 'The Star'.It is possible for one to extract shiny pound nuggets from the condomn dispenser in the blokes toilet by simply pressing your face against the machine and sucking on the coin slot.
Don't ask me how I know this.

[kendra k]

i think you need to clean up your act batty boy.

[a_girl_from_mars]

I've been in that pub- but strangely I never went into the gents and I don't plan to next time I'm there either.

[Nablo.]

......and another pointless boring broadcast from Cornish-Tw@ there

[Comedy Jimbob]

if i go all the way down to cornwall just to suck a slot, my missus will demand the same attention. cant be arsed.

[Funky Drummer]

good point

[Comedy Jimbob]

thank you!