[Uglybob]

From public perceptions and newspapers a lot of people are stated as the most hated but who really is. Michael Schumacher won a late reprieve.

[Funky Drummer]

I just voted for Saddam. I downloaded a great parody of the Chumbawumba song "Tubthumping" about Saddam. It includes great lyrics such as:

We're gonna drop a rack,
of missiles on his rack,
to get him off our back.
And if he doesn't let us look for all his nerve gas,
the US army is gonna kick him in the ass

and

(High pitched female voice for the interlude bit):
Let's destroy...
Let's destroy...
Let's destroy this Iraqi boy...

Then into the chorus...

Let's hunt him down, and shoot him in the head,
let's beat the crap out of Saddam.
Let's hunt him down, and shoot him in the head,
we'll pulverise him to the ground

Female interlude again...

Don't screw with the U.S.A.
Don't screw with the U.S.A.. Repeat to fade...

It's great

Rich

[Uglybob]

think its one of them
""you had to be there moments""

[Funky Drummer]

lol, yeah, I think it must be. I can send it to you if you want though. I thought it was very funny...but then people tell me I have know sense of humour

Rich

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

in the absence of john leslie i voted for kilroy...

[David]

And with there being no Tim Henman or Jimmy Hill - Bin Laden gets my vote :p

[Uglybob]

if its that dickweed Weird Al Yankovic im not interested.

[Funky Drummer]

err....ah...okay then. Actualy, it may not be him...but on the other hand, it could well be. There were lots of his, but I'm not 100% sure if this was one of them. I just thought it was funny. Not all of them, but this one made me chuckle

Rich

[David]

if its that dickweed Weird Al Yankovic im not interested.

I hate that guy - in my own opinion I find Moyles' parodys so much funnier but not many of my mates agree, but then again I wont have a bad word said against moyles.

[kendra k]

weird al is sooooooooo stale. my cousin-who fancies herself a comedian (yet only likes the most tediously obvious monty python sketches as good british comedy)- loves that loser and thinks he's brilliant. he only sings about bad tv shows, food, and the obvious current event. he's sooooo 20 years ago. especially since he ditched the glasses.

[Funky Drummer]

I'd never even heard of him before.

[jc]

Harvey, Harvey, Harvey The Wonder Hamster... - jc

[The Cornishman]

Speaking of song parodies-

I always keep the window open when I have a bath so there is:
A Little Less Condensation

[The Cornishman]

I've just taken some Ex-Lax,so with any luck I'll have:

A Little Less Constipation.

Ahem.

(Goes to get coat but finds it set on fire by irate audience)

[The Cornishman]

My dad has just fallen down the stairs and hurt his neck, it was partialy his own fault though,so he'll be getting:
"A little less Compenbloodysation'

Fetch the claw hammer

[The Cornishman]

I once remember a scuffle between 'comedians' Mr Dennis and Mr Dawson.
It was a little Les confrontation.

[The Cornishman]

I was recently chatting to a comedy double act,but the fat one was doing all the talking whilst the thin one didn't say a word. Thus making it:

A Sid Little-less Conversation

[The Cornishman]

I can't quite make out whats on my screen,I think I'd better consider
'A little less masturbation'

[The Cornishman]

Academic has to stoop to avoid thrown Hardy classic
A skittled Tess don curvation

[The Cornishman]

Lost one of my soul albums
A little less Candi Staton...

[The Cornishman]

If I ever came to power the first thing I would do is get rid of those cheap & nasty supermarkets that sell margarine called 'Splang' and washing powder called 'Frisko etc. I would then upturn the British Isles and Make Scotland the new 'South', thereby ensuring (ahem)....
'A Lidl-less Converse Nation'

God I love this thread!

[The Cornishman]

Annaul Fayre of domestic water boilers slips below surface of garden pool.
A kettle fest pond vexation.

[The Cornishman]

Not many people know that coke-sniffing,minx-fiddling,eyebrow-arching 'Have I Got News host' is,a deft exponent of the martial arts. So much so,that when he accidentally kicked Ian Hislop in the head during rehearsals,the producer had to call for 'A little less Kung Fu,Angus Deayton'

[The Cornishman]

Confident that the class was ready for the times-table test,the maths teacher decided to move on to something a bit trickier.

"Class...a little less multiplication, a little more fraction"

[The Cornishman]

One gay bloke passing on a not very handy hint to another "player of the pink oboe":

"A little less lubrication,a little more friction".