[MK Chris]

I was watching telly the other day and news came on for 60 seconds. I'm not being funny but the bloke who presents that has it cushy, wonder how much he gets paid for 60 seconds of work a day, I mean lets face it they only have to repeat the one bulletin a few times a day, so it's not even as if he has to do it more than once. Fair enough it's BBC3, which must get about three viewers at peak times, but then being on telly is loads of money anyway.

Can you imagine living with him and him coming home at the end of the week going "Christ, I'm so tired, I've worked every day this week."

[Sidders]

I thought this was going to be a topic about masturbation.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

is that your record then sidder? I'm assuming thats maximum...

[MK Chris]

I dunno, first topic I start in ages and you lot just drag it into the gutter.

[Sidders]

No, I thought Topher was talking about his...

errrr....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I dunno, first topic I start in ages and you lot just drag it into the gutter.

it takes 8 hours to put the makeup on.

[djscotty]

it takes 8 hours to put the makeup on.

like that one m8!! [/quote]

[jameseuk]

I thought this was going to be a topic about masturbation.

as did I,was dissapointed

[Uglybob]

strange, i was thinking more of paddy ashdown

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

whatever gets you goin eh bob? meself its liz from atomic kitten....

[MK Chris]

Are they still going? I haven't heard you mention them for ages. The name Liz makes me think of old people.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

no they split up but i think shes acting or something. they were the best...

[djscotty]

whatever gets you goin eh bob? meself its liz from atomic kitten....

liz is gorgeous

[DemonHorse]

whatever gets you goin eh bob? meself its liz from atomic kitten....

liz is gorgeous

and definately the most talented of the 3...

The name Liz makes me think of old people.

? why's that? don't understand that at all, but then again allthe Lizs i know are young and fit... it's a hard life .

[Ickle Angel]

Surely they do more than one bulletin?

[DemonHorse]

Yeah it's 1 an hour on BBC3 isnt it? and they always claim theyre live too, which you'd be able to tell if they ahve any breaking news stories.

[Jonny Hoare]

I love it, there all ex newsbeat or five live, i mean having eddie "broadcasting house" mair do the news is funny enough did anyone see paddy o connel do it the other night. but could u see michael nuerk, and sophie say next up its eastenders/two pints (repeat)/little britain (repeat)/some crap movie