[coct]

well that was meant to be wasn't it.

ha

[DemonHorse]

a VERY belated congrats and all (i wasn't even here when this was first posted), but thought I'd also post a little something to think about, before things are rushed to the marriage stage:

Love : When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust : When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage : When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room
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Love : When intercourse is called "making love"
Lust : When intercourse is called "screwing"
Marriage : When intercourse is a small town in Pennsylvania
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Love : When you share everything you own
Lust : When you steal everything they own
Marriage : When the bank owns everything
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Love : When it doesnt matter if you don't climax
Lust : When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage : When, uh, what's a climax
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Love : When you write poems about your partner
Lust : When all you write is your phone number
Marriage : When all you write is cheques
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Love : When your only concern is for your partner's feelings
Lust : When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around
Marriage : When your only concern is what's on TV
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Love : When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
Lust : When you only see each other naked
Marriage : When you never see each other awake
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Love : When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust : When your groin twitches every time you see them
Marriage : When your wallet empties every time you see them
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Love : When breaking up is something you try not to think about
Lust : When staying together is something you try not to think about
Marriage : When just getting through the day is your only thought
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Love : When you're only interested in doing things with your partner
Lust : When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner
Marriage : When you're only interested in your golf score
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Love : When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk
Lust : When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex
Marriage : When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement
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Love : You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts
Lust : You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline
Marriage : You only leave the house when you're allowed
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Love : You talk about nothing for hours on end
Lust : You talk about sex for hours on end
Marriage : You argue about money for hours on end

[Sheep]

well that was meant to be wasn't it.

ha

That was uncalled for

[Uglybob]

i take it theyve split up then

[coct]

just a bit

[iSeb]

well that was meant to be wasn't it.

ha

That was uncalled for

Agreed. Fucnt should leave this topic alone.

[Ickle Angel]

Ok for all the gossips around here we have split up and are both upset so if you could now leave the subject alone then we would very much appreciate it.

Thanks

[Mcqueen_]

See, that'll show the doubters.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i like the fact they make an issue of this on the board then complain when people comment on it now.

i said nothing on it before but if you start it its tough luck.

[Uglybob]

like les dennis and amanda holden...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Yeah an i'd like to formally deny that rumour anyway. les just wouldn't have it...

[Uglybob]

would you also deny that you have caressed claire sweeneys bosoms with your hands in yellow rubber gloves while she neighed.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

no but i would like to add she was modelling the new everton kit at the time.

woooahh horsey.

i even worry me.

[Chris]

And, calm ....