[Morals]

I have just discovered my kid brother has been using my laptop to surf the net and post messages to various sites whilst pretending to be me. Please note any posts made by "me" between last Saturday and today were not me, so I apologise for anything he's done.

He won't be doing it again, I've removed his fingers...

[Chris]

You muthas - i wanna slap you all - barbie rulezzzz - s club foreva

[Morals]

Okay, so maybe that one was me...