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#133453
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again (that'll be me then!)
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By MK Chris
#133473
1 to post stupid jokes about changing light bulbs and posting it on a forum.
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By Sidders
#133484
2436 to make complaints about stupid posts.
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By Uglybob
#133506
450 to tell the person off from nicking it from another website
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#133577
* wank * tosspot * wankstain knobhead bollocks bullshit.

one to randomly swear.
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By Mcqueen_
#133579
One to inform, There is no lightbulb.
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By Adam
#133584
Someone better pop down the local shops and buy one.
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By Mcqueen_
#133591
No, There is no lightbulb.
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By Matt
#133600
Then you will see that it is not the lightbulb that needs replacing; it is only yourself.
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By kendra k
#133609
where did the lightbulb come from?
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By Sidders
#133610
The matrix I expect.

I watched Horizon the other week which was about time travel. The said that technology is getting so good now that we will soon be able to create a simulation of Earth's history. If we ever do this then it becomes extremely likely that we are merely a simulation of a future dimension's past. Scary stuff.

1 to post something completely off-topic and change the subject completely.
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By ~JACQUI~
#133622
Uglybob wrote:450 to tell the person off from nicking it from another website
yeah, but the person i nicked it off nicked it himself!
789434 to tell the original poster to sod off................. again
By Sheep
#133701
! person (Me) to rememebr i saw this on an Evanescence board not long ago.
By Sheep
#133703
Sheep454 wrote:! person (Me) to rememebr i saw this on an Evanescence board not long ago.


meant to say "1" at the beginning
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By Golden Syrup
#133711
1 (me) to remember to buy a new lightbulb for her bedroom (or get her mum to do it)
By Lew
#133869
Sheep454 wrote:! person (Me) to rememebr i saw this on an Evanescence board not long ago.


that perfectly illustrates the intellectual level of this thread then. this doesnt even deserve to be in trash.
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By ~JACQUI~
#133886
:P 1 to say that its a worthless thread and that lightbulb dont exist.

1 to ask how long has the lightbulb been invented cos they think they missed it
By Sheep
#133894
im confused..
too many numbers
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#133914
i just turned on the light an sparks went everywhere. now the bottom of the bulb is stuck in the socket while the glass bit has come off. whats the answer to that?
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By MK Chris
#133918
You need a new light fixture?
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#133921
yeah. i got it unstuck now but the bit dropped out that connects the bulb an makes it work
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By ~JACQUI~
#133925
that happened to mine. as topher said. you need a new light fitting!
By Sheep
#133971
yea just buy a new one