[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. them he-men toys they are advertising on itv
2. a new cd player
3. bournville chocolate
4. 3 points at utd on boxing day
5. liz mclarnon

not necessarily in that order...

[David]

1. them he-men toys they are advertising on itv

Theres a guy in our year at school called Heman. Provides much hilarity.

[Sidders]

Is that his first name or his surname?

I want a digital camera.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

It is highly unlikely his first name is Heman for f*ck sake. Can you get widescreen cameras?

[Gigglyboots]

It's his first name I think. Is it not just his English name David? He's one funny dude anyway.

I want an mp3/mini disk player, but I don't see it happening.

[Uglybob]

ive a wish list on amazon if anyone wants to buy me anything.

[David]

it is his first name... I aint lying :p

[kendra k]

what else would you expect from the shetlands?

i want... a laptop and roundtrip airfaire to germany.

[David]

He's actually Chineese

I would like a PDA... one of those really nice ones with Bluetooth and all that...

but I wont get it.. I am getting Wireless headphones among things.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if we're on about gadgetry i would like the new sony ericsson p900. pure sex in a phone, with a built in pda.

[kendra k]

i want a phone.

or... the entire duden series of books on german grammar. i think it's 12 or something.

[Gigglyboots]

I was playing on a cute Dell PDA at work, and you can write on it with the peerie pen and all.

Wireless headphones sweet. How much are them things?

It's Shetland, not the Shetlands. I hate when people say that. We aren't that odd, but I'm not even a Shetlander, so you can say what you want.

[Adam]

Wireless headphones sweet. How much are them things?

Try here

Depends what you want really.

[kendra k]

sorry, i'm american, so i don't know how you weird islanders refer to yourselves.

i must remember that... i'm american.

[Gigglyboots]

Tis cool. You're a cool American though.

[Eddie]

I was playing on a cute Dell PDA at work, and you can write on it with the peerie pen and all.

May I ask what a "Peerie" pen is please?

[Adam]

It means small and the word is used in Orkney and Shetland, I think.

[Uglybob]

i want lisa faulkner for christmas

failing that then christina ricci

[kendra k]

it was on my midterm this morning. damn dialects.

[Morals]

if we're on about gadgetry i would like the new sony ericsson p900. pure sex in a phone, with a built in pda.

Topher kept on going on about those.....

[Uglybob]

whats a pda, do you need ointment for that sort of thing.

[Adam]

whats a pda, do you need ointment for that sort of thing.

There's no ointment for PDA at the moment. Its fairly expensive if you get it actually.

PDA

[Aaron]

Has anyone completly done there christmas shopping yet?

[Gigglyboots]

Yes. As of yesterday.

[Uglybob]

ive done all on t'internet