[stevotrash]

Since our debut a mere 4 days ago, our private message inboxes have been full with good luck messages from potential mWo candidates. Now there's a strict guideline for mWo members,
number 1- Do not reveal mWo documentation to others
number 2- Do not clash your tweed patterns.
number 3- Show utter disgust for anyone who believes the original Star Treck series is the best.

After rustling my broom bristles and polishing wood, i decided that holding a Pop Idol style contest in order to pluck the most promising member of the masses to be in da order would be a splendid idea. So if anyone who wants to take the 5th spot, send us a statement not exceeding 100 words documenting your abilities and how they will positivley effect the group.
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Tall Paul has already recieved a statement from one extremely hopeful applicant,
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very very funny, however you and the trash should sign me. Do an image minualpation of my big money transfer. however you might need to apologize to charmaine..
Jon Hoare
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Take heed moyles-ites, that is a prime example of a failed application statement. Firstly he is under the dellusion that his joining of the group would be equate to a 'big money transfer'. Such unjustified egocentrical ramblings are not a great way to get your foot in the mWo door. Secondly, he places an ultimatum stating the 'need to apologize to Charmaine', if he is to join the group. I hear that Charmaine has been offended by our actions, I'm a bit confused as to why because we didn't really do anything...but nevertheless the jannitor man apologizes if you were upset by whatever we did. However, the way in which this applicant makes a failed attempt at bribary is quite amusing.

Overall his application is self centered, fails to highlight any skills which might contribute to the success of the mWo and implies that if we let him in to the group, he would be doing us a favour.

[Nablo.]

Who cares about joining your sad pointless little group!

[Funky Drummer]

I don't get this MOW thing at all. Seems rather pointless to me...

[Jonny Hoare]

Hoare has info on said jannitor and big sexy tall pall

[stevotrash]

Nablo- By consulting my private message inbox I have found out that many Moylesworld members 'care' about the mWo.

Drummer- Altough the mWo might appear pointless to you, I have revelled in the irony of the website that you endorse which is 'the gathering place for drummers'.

'I used to hit the drums with sticks, now i use fresh fish to amplify the bass sound'

Notions of Anthony Edens contridictory foreign policy spring to mind.

[LE_VEY]

ok im confused, i disappear for a week and something new and un explained comes along, sorry if it has already been done but could some1 plz enlighten me as to wat da hell mWo actuall y is and what it does etc? cheers!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i'd ignore it its mostly crap

[stevotrash]

I'm getting annoyed with people taking pot shots at us when the most creative thing such individuals have undertaken involves searching for an avatar from someonelses site.

At least we're trying to explore some innovative avenues of forum posting rather than just inserting our ambiguous and repetitive '2 cents' into each topic.

The success of this board was originally built upon the industrious work of a few message board members who created many formats of material which fueled the forum conversation.

[gem]

Alright I only post here rarely and am generally not as involved as I would like, so my opinion may not count for much. However I like what the MWO is doing. Name me one other message board that has got something as original and funny as this going on.

The message board is good, it's damn good, the people who post on it are funny, there are often interesting intelligent threads, there's an air of community, so lets all hold hands and sing. Come on...I'll start....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont mind it if you are original and funny mostly so far you have written a lot about yourself an done nowt.

[stevotrash]

have you seen the large amount of imgage manipulations we've done? Check the other posts.

[Guest]

So, what are the advantages of being a member of the mWo, rather than just being an independant poster?

[Sidders]

So, what are the advantages of being a member of the mWo, rather than just being an independant poster?

From me.

[stevotrash]

you get to be involved in something quite big which will get some recognition.

Phase 2 kicks off tommorow. You'll soon hear about it

[Lawrie]

Its simple we ARE here our aims are simple......and our first mission is simple....you will be suprised at it




PHASE TOMMOROW.....FIRST OF......M.A.N.Y

[Jonny Hoare]

Love the minuature picutre of trash

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wow i'll wait a few days before making my judgement thats its all a load of crap then.

[Uglybob]

it wont be a success, ill drink my own piss if you succeed
if its what you told me anyway

[TJD]

if it works, you'll all want in

[stevotrash]

I'd like to announce the recruitment of our two newest members, TJD and Mcqueen.

We welcome them to the group.

Also, hello to Ol Dr Loz Baker one of the founding members of the mWo who made his debut last night.

Look out for more new members and the sight of Bob drinking piss when our first mission gains us some big time mentions.

[David]

I don't have any views on mWo, I am neither for or against it, but one little request:

Could you please keep all mWo issues to one topic rather than having about 5 active topics all about mWo spread across the board.

Thanks,

David

[LE_VEY]

hello???? i asked some1 to explain what this is plz! i dnt understand what all this is about, why r ppl so against it and some so 4 it? whats it doin? HELP!!! im havin a proper blonde moment here!

[Everlast]

Well the mWo is basically a faction to bring entertainment to the board which it obviously has due to the post increases on the board. Some have taken it well but people like Weeman and Nablo<new Gimmick> have taken it too seriously, what they don't realise is that the board is way way more popular now than it was pre mWo days so basically its a winning battle.

[PhatBwoy_Fat]

Le Vey, you really are quite thick aren't you - not blond thick, just thick. mWo isn't that hard to figure out. And you write in text speak as well. Doubly thick.

[LE_VEY]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhh thankyou for clearing that one up phatBwoy_Fat what. i just click on the quick reply thingy coz its easy, tell me how can i be treble thick? i wana do that too!!