[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

with gaspodes dictionary....

meff.... smelly weird person (think adam)
shell suit.... height of fashion
ay mate... hello
calm down..... highly ironic way of stopping an argument
can i mind ya car for ya?..... give me money or i'll torch your car
eh la... oi you
red sh*te..... the scum


de do doh dont de doh?... never, ever said by any scouser.

[Sidders]

I've learned a great scouse phrase since being in a McDonalds in Liverpool on Wednesday morning: "Ay! Who's robbed my double sausage!!"