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By Moz
#121656
That only applies when it's got the umbrella bit on it.
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By ~JACQUI~
#121657
how about this?

A young woman is whisked away to a far off land, where she kills the first person she meets. Then she teams up with three others to kill again.

who is she?
By Bridgie
#121658
its supposed to be "she joins up with 3 people AND a dog"

who is she?
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By Moz
#121659
Yeah, you can't forget about Toto.
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By ~JACQUI~
#121660
she already had the dog with her when she was whisked away!
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By ~JACQUI~
#121661
this one is daft actually!

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?
By Bridgie
#121662
Moz wrote:Yeah, you can't forget about Toto.


you should have let ppl guess before saying that, otherwise theres no point in asking them if someone just ruins them
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By Sidders
#121663
Baby_Bear wrote:this one is daft actually!

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

A hair cut?
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By Moz
#121665
Rhinoplasty?
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By ~JACQUI~
#121666
exactly!

A fisherman is found dead in a phone booth. Around him are broken glass and a pool of blood. How did he die?
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By ~JACQUI~
#121668
i meant exactly to Sidla!
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By Moz
#121670
The phone booth is on the edge of a cliff and whilst the fisherman is in it a car ploughs into it sending it flying off the cliff (a la Waking Ned).
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By Adam
#121673
ahhhh - the sig is making me ill.
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By ~JACQUI~
#121675
sorry!

anyone know what it is?
By Bridgie
#121677
yes its absolutely ridiculous

the fisherman was on the phone telling someone "the fish is THIS big" and moved his hands to show how long it was forcing his hands through the glass in the phone box and slitting his wrists and he died of blood loss.
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By ~JACQUI~
#121678
it is stupid. Im gonna change my sig, when i find a new 1, its givin me a headache!
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By Nablo.
#121684
The sooner the better.
By Sheep
#121736
yes, please do that.
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By Nablo.
#121739
No it had been changed to a swirling colour things to this crappy bouncing heads.
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By MK Chris
#121762
Moz wrote:The phone booth is on the edge of a cliff and whilst the fisherman is in it a car ploughs into it sending it flying off the cliff (a la Waking Ned).

Waking Ned, what a great film that is... Bloody brilliant.
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By Moz
#121802
There aren't too many films that make it to the big screen that come out of the UK and Ireland, but they always turn out to be brilliant.
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By kendra k
#121805
are you sure? i'm sure i've seen some pretty bad ones. "the englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain" comes to mind (even though ian hart is in the "would do" list.)
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By ASG
#121806
But often Americans don't appreciate our film making in the way that we acknowledge theirs!
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By MK Chris
#121807
I never saw The Englishman... But to be fair it did look pretty damn dire.