[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hes wearing the hat to cover the c*ck on his head. its genetic..

[Sidders]

What exactly is your problem with Walker, Gaspode?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

his dad is a c*nt. he is sh*te. does that explain?

[Sidders]

Ok then, what's your problem with his dad?

[Sheep]

just coz hes got the same genes it dont make him crap.

[kendra k]

i think that's the definition of genetic disorders sheep.

[Adam]

Sheep - please stop.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Ok then, what's your problem with his dad?

he came to everton. he f*cked up everton. he left everton. pretty much the role model for walter smith.

[Sidders]

Ah, stop whining. It's not as though you've never recovered.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

when have we recovered? only one season not fighting relegation. i believe we have finally got some momentum but mid-table is now a success for us.

[MacGlumpher]

I like watching the England game riots.

Makes me feel good about being normal.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

whats normal eh? although i must admit england matches do tend to attract the less evolved members of society (newcastle fans often).

[MacGlumpher]

normal = not English (or american, for that matter)

[MK Chris]

whats normal eh? although i must admit england matches do tend to attract the less evolved members of society (newcastle fans often).

Okay, there's the bone, you're so close to it. You have developed a vendetta against Newcastle in the last few weeks.

[MacGlumpher]

My dad always told me that the Geordie types would support Scotland because they hated the souther-shandy-drinking-pooftahs so much.

[MK Chris]

That's the Northern idea of down here, it's so twisted it's untrue. I'm proud of the fact that I've never had a shandy and don't ever intend on having one.

[Gigglyboots]

Shandy, I remember the appeal of getting them out of vending machines when I was 9. It's a lame drink.

[MacGlumpher]

That's why the southerners drink it.

[Sheep]

a 2 litre of shandy cont5ains 0.5% of alcohol.

[MacGlumpher]

so does 5 litres!

You should ask a maths teacher to explain that.

[MK Chris]

I'm proud of the fact that I've never had a shandy and don't ever intend on having one.

That's why the southerners drink it.

I think you'll find that I and any self respecting drinker from south of Rugby will not drink shandy. I do not know any shandy drinkers. I would so like to drink you under the table.

[MacGlumpher]

Dance, monkey boy!

I could drink you over the table and back round round the other side.

I could do more glue than you also.

[MK Chris]

Is that because you can't get hold of anything else to sniff. I don't do glue thanks.

[MacGlumpher]

You'll never beat Bostik for a good braindeath buzz.

I do it as a challenge to prove how strong I am.

[Gigglyboots]

I am (averagely) happy. I don't need to hang my nose over a glue bottle to reach that high. When I start needing substances to make myself happy, I will start to question my existence.