[Guest]

1. mince pies or christmas cake?<br>2. dave vs will in a fight. who wins?<br>3. have you ever been robbed? how much/what was taken? (following on from everlast's topic )<br>4. have you ever fallen asleep somewhere apart from a house/flat/hotel etc. whilst drunk?<br>5. what's on your coffee/tea mug?<br>6. mallet's mallet or challenge ant?<br>7. nap, rest or sleep? (thanks kendrak)<br><br>cheers,<br>and make sure you chill<br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. neither<br>2. dave - hes lived in warrington hes gotta be a little bit tough.<br>3.nope<br>4. nope<br>5. differnt categories of dumps (honestly)<br>6. can i go to the toilet mr mallet?? no contest mallet every time.<br>7. slezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jupiterlove]

1.erm.... not a big fan of either sooo can i opt for chocolate money from the xmas tree?<br>2.Dave, cos his laugh would make Will run in the opposite direction!! (save yourself from the frank bruno esque ness!)<br>3.Erm, had my wallet nicked, not much money, but loadsa fotos of my mates and my drivers license  grrrrrr.<br>4.Yup, on the beach in Benidorm!better than my mate who fell asleep outside the jag showroom and got woken up by the police!<br>5.Eeyore!<br>6.Mallets Mallet<br>7.Sleep, but not at conventional times<br>

[Ionic_Storm]

1. Christmas Cake - there's more of it.<br>2. If we go by the Big Blubber theory, Will, cos he trains more.<br>3. Nope.<br>4. Never been drunk.<br>5. Don't have one, so shall I go the closest I can? Mouse mat - Cartman from South Park.<br>6. Mallet!<br>7. Sleep!

[Guest]

1. mince pies all the way.<br>2. will, he's my boy?                                <br>3. yes once, someguy lifted my bike from me when i was riding it.<br>4. every week i woke up in the same park, same slide, and had the same kid kicking me.                                <br>5. some underground thingy<br>6. wie bitte?<br>7. none for me thank you (you're welcome monkey!)<br><br>kk

[Sanjay]

1. Christmas cake<br>2. Will - presumably more money (always helps in certain situations)  :)<br>3. Been beaten up but nothing was robbed.  :D Suprisingly <br>4. Train Station/Toilet - Love Parade 2000 and 2001  :) - Council's cleaner's were not happy the day after the night before.<br>5. Flowers - i use my parents, never been bothered to buy my own.<br>6. Both pinnacle of unadulterated comedy <br>7. rest (closely associated to Monkey and Dan as 'Chill')

[thunderdug]

1. Has to be Christmas Cake for the brandy content!<br>2. Dave<br>3. Every time I go to my local! Damned expensive and the beer tastes like piss!<br>4. I fell asleep in a thorn bush on my way home from club one night.  Fortunately my friends were coming home the same way about an hour later and found me in the bush and guided me home.  One of my freinds fell asleep in the middle of a main road, he was lucky that the first car to come along was a cop car and funnily enough they arrested him.<br>5. Kylie Minogue - Enjoy Yourself Tour! (I know, I know!)<br>6. Mallets Mallet everytime.<br>7. Most definately sleep.

[Everlast]

1: Mice pies<br>2: Both pansys<br>3: Stood my ground and got the crap kicked out of me<br>4: Got drunk nightfishing fell asleep in the bivvy (not very interesting i know)my mate told me though he went clubbing in Devon for the weekend was dancing with a nice girl and fell asleep in the toilets untill the bouncers found him.<br>5: I dont drink coffee or tea but my glass has Chris's pint on it.<br>6: Mallets Mallet the good ol' days<br>7: Sleep

[Guest]

1. mince pies<br>2. dave <br>3. NO<br>4. NO<br>5. Nothing it's plain green<br>6. challenge ant?<br>7. sleep?

[Baza]

1. cake<br>2. will<br>3. no<br>4. no<br>5. plain blue with a green handle<br>6. challenge ant<br>7. sleep<br><br>That is my contribtion. Thank you.

[Charmaine]

1. Mince pie<br>2. Will<br>3. No<br>4. Yes, on a bench on the promenade, behind a haystack in a field<br>5. Nothing<br>6. Challenge ant<br>7. Sleep

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

1) christmas cake, mmmmmmm icing <br>2) er...probably will<br>3) nope<br>4) nope<br>5) i don't actually have my own, the one i used last was my dad's. it has his name on and it says 'martin, meaning brave' or something like that and it has a reaaaally funny little poem on.<br>6) mallet's mallet<br>7) sleep *yawn* <br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i think this is conclusive proof that timmy mallet should make a comeback.

[Guest]

Mallets Mallet!