[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

speak properly fool........an stop using foreign languages as well        :P :-[

[Guest]

i'm sorry. i will try to minimize my german speaking, i have no clue who was saying "chris moyles" on the human zoo this week, and will still hasn't responded.  grrr...<br><br>kk

[Guest]

nein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>

[Guest]

we have german kids at our school this week. my friend has one staying with him. a lot of people have been doing lots of '5-1!' shouting - as would be expected - and also the obligatory 'funf! -einze!' <br><br>he brought the german into the common room, and i asked 'is he good at english, is he fluent ?', to which my friend laughed. so i said, as if carrying on a sensible conversation, 'so, would you imagine i could just sit here and call him a *?'<br>'yes, i suppose you could do that '<br>' you mean i could quite frankly sit here and call him a batty jocky, and so long as i kept the insults non-regular, pretty much anything?'<br>'yes'<br><br>i wee bit cruel, but much hilarity

[Guest]

what a poor kid!  when i was visiting my friend in germany they said rude things around me thinking my german was far worse than it really was.  grrr...<br><br>wie auch immer...<br><br>kk- waiting for will.<br>

[Ionic_Storm]

I spent three years doing German and all I can remember is.<br><br>"My name ist" and I can't even remember if I spelt name right.. lol

[Guest]

i did german for three years, remembered only the rude bits, and then fell for a boy into german, so i'm takig again.<br><br>kk- torn

[Sanjay]

Try French... in a French city  :)<br><br>I had a nasty experience, but it involved nature  :D  Bottom of the eiffel tower and no prizes for guessing what happenned...

[Guest]

you and the mannequin, with the removable... what?  oops, sorry.<br><br>kk

[Uglybob]

all i can remember from my german is<br>"Das Krankenhaus ist auf der rechten seite"<br>which might come in handy for any england supporter in munich

[M+L Fan]

Wo ist Jonny Hoare? Er holt sich in der Chatroom einen runter.<br>Jordan: Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen !!<br>Jakki Degg: Willst Du ficken oder was?<br><br>

[Sanjay]

Kendrak - would the word 'bird' help to define what happenned?   :-/

[Guest]

Darf ich zu toilletten gehen?<br>Wie sagt man "karteloffelchips" auf Englisch?<br>Vier und zwansig bier bitte.<br>Alle zusammen<br>Zwei Weltenkreig und eine Welt Koppe<br>Ich Verestehe Nicht!<br><br><br>

[Guest]

sanjay-<br><br>so wait, it was a latex bird with the opposable...<br><br>crossing the line since last week.