[Uglybob]

kendrak do u know what jordan is<br>are u familar with a person called steve davis<br>

[Guest]

no and double no.

[M+L Fan]

Kendrak,<br>Jordan is a model with nice kahoonas(is that alright Chris?)<br>And Steve Davis is a former World Champion snooker player.

[Charmaine]

Them things arent nice there abnormal!

[Uglybob]

giant enormous comedy breasts is what they really are.

[M+L Fan]

They'd be a nice pillow though.....

[Guest]

hmm, me thinks i'll have to imnvestigate this further then.<br><br>kaiserin von komedy

[a_girl_from_mars]

Careful, you may be shocked!

[M+L Fan]

If u don't wanna investigate yourself, I'll willingly take over and examine Jordan's bristols.

[Guest]

hmm, now my interests are piqued!  i'll do all of the investigating for the two of us thank you very much.<br><br>

[M+L Fan]

I'm sorry; I insist I check out Jordan's bazooms.<br>   * Running out of comic names for breasts *

[Guest]

watchout.. think of the kids

[M+L Fan]

I know; it was very irresponsible of me.<br>And I realise now there will be several kids going 'Mummy ! Mummy ! that nasty man on the Moylesworld message board said the word bazooms'.<br>I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF.<br>

[Guest]

i'm ashamed of you :-*

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

pinky an perky - you can use that M+L fan

[Uglybob]

or 2 melons in an egg cup

[Guest]

cheekey

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

them's some crap melons you got there uglybob if you can get two in an eggcup.

[Uglybob]

kendrak, heres an example of jordans hmm, rubbish in the tabloids for want of a better word. over here you cant go a day without an exclusive with jordan. this comes from august this year. <br>She's chest amazing<br><br>30 Aug 2001<br><br>PSYCHIC, social commentator, party girl, Page 3 pin-up and, in extremis, a handy life-jacket - is<br><images/news/tabs1_010830.jpg><br>'How do you spell feminist?'<br>there no end to Jordan's talents? It is little wonder the versatile Brighton belle is the toast of the tabloids this, as every, morning.<br><br>Where once you had to call in Uri Geller, sign up Julie Burchill, traipse around after TP-T and whip out the old fish-eye lens for Maria Whittaker, these days little Katy Price does it all.<br><br>In the Star this morning, the buxom beauty uses her special pneumatic powers to tune into a higher cosmic plane in a bold bid to help England football captain David Beckham recover from a groin strain in time for Saturday's crucial World Cup qualifying match against Germany.<br><br>All that Star readers have to do is turn to the centre spread where they are invited to place "their Hans on Jordan's Fritz" at noon today and give them a good rub. It is believed the resultant surge of energy will help cure Becks' dodgy pecker, as well as help Jordan overcome her deep-seated fear of publicity.<br><br>Another young lady with a deep-seated fear of publicity is Becks' missus, Mrs Victoria Beckham, who has come under a blistering attack from that great social commentator, Professor, er, Jordan.<br><br>The busty author of such books as 'Silicone: Post-structuralist inquiries into mammarian dysmorphia' and 'The world's 100 best boobs - bare' slams Posh's clip-on lip ring stunt as "pathetic".<br><br>"I think it was a really sad attempt to grab publicity," Professor Jordan opines to the Sun after the Kerrang! party. "She only did it because she has got a single out. I have got an 11-year-old sister whose age group love to copy what pop stars do, so I know the effect she has on her fans."<br><br>Jordan fans, meanwhile, are easily recognisable. They have a copy of Max Weber's 'Protestant Ethic' in one hand, a large glass of the Spirit of Capitalism in the other - and they go white at the very mention of pins.<br>

[Guest]

"in shock news today George W Bush has announced that the USA are pulling 100,000 troops out of Jordan"<br>With breasts that size I'm not surprised.