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moo moo the cheese monkey#110045

By Eddie - Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:34 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:34 pm #110045

Once upon a time there was a green mouse drill named jeff who was hibernatimng backwards alongside green hair Gel and was best mates with moo moo the naked purple cheese monkey. Moo moo liked gliding past tall cheese mountains whilst being drenched in yellow paper CD's. Well Jeff didn't take too kindly to this and took an orange pair of scisors and removed the light from the chocolate window after firtsly adding lead to the chimneys microwave!!! Some people can be so insensitive, especially after seeing snake men dance the upwards sky larkle!!!!! Damn them!!. Oh well, just had to get that off my chest. The question is, have I gone mental???? Eddie. ;D

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110046

By MyseriousWeasel - Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:45 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:45 pm #110046

No, that all seems perfectly normal to me. But then again, I believe in a great battle between Stoats and Weasels that rages on while the world sits, unknowingly, letting fate be decided without them.

Mysterious. Not 'Myserious'...

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110047

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:59 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:59 pm #110047

Did you know that if prepared magic mushrooms are a class A drug on a par with heroin.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110048

By Ionic_Storm - Thu Oct 04, 2001 6:27 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2001 6:27 am #110048

This comin from someone who bitches about people saying lol ;)

My name is Simon Garden...

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110049

By Guest - Thu Oct 04, 2001 8:12 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2001 8:12 am #110049

Eddie - I'm worrried about you man

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110050

By Guest - Thu Oct 04, 2001 8:13 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2001 8:13 am #110050

Narcotic Jackanory

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110051

By Eddie - Thu Oct 04, 2001 12:53 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2001 12:53 pm #110051

There's no need to worry about me - I'm perfectly fine, I thought I'd just see what people's response would be. I've found out - people think I'm messed up!!!! ha ha Eddie

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110052

By Baza - Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:44 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:44 pm #110052

What a great story. I'm really touched. Tell us another one, Eddie.

Baza is here!

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110053

By Guest - Fri Oct 05, 2001 3:25 pm

- Fri Oct 05, 2001 3:25 pm #110053

That wasn't that strange I know alot weirder stories than that. That one was rather mild. ;)

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110054

By Guest - Sat Oct 06, 2001 12:46 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 12:46 pm #110054

*stares at screen* *faints*

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110055

By Lawrie - Sat Oct 06, 2001 12:51 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 12:51 pm #110055

okay one question? who has been smoking the weed?

Leeds through and through....like a big tunnel

*The ginge who used to be known as drlozbaker*

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110056

By Eddie - Sat Oct 06, 2001 5:23 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 5:23 pm #110056

Draknarfu couldn't believe his luck when the page of the fleecey tree turned outtobe old boots knitted together with his favourite thing - custrad frogs! He jumped for joy and landed on the scantily clad hopping coke rake, the coke rake wasn't best pleased and challenged Draknarfu to a game of picture framing with sideways drainpipe filling. The picture framing turned out to coinside with the hairy grass eating festival which was actually draknarfus favourite event of the year so he told gregory to unload the elf lorry and bundle up some singing hymn tramps and not to let them go until the large liver goble monster agreed to help them out..... to be continued Eddie

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110057

By Baza - Sat Oct 06, 2001 5:27 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 5:27 pm #110057

Wow!

How exciting! What will happen next?

Baza is here!

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110058

By Gordon_the_Cromag - Sat Oct 06, 2001 5:33 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 5:33 pm #110058

they are very mild,when i right stories in school the teacher rips the page out,u need wierder

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110059

By Everlast - Sat Oct 06, 2001 9:09 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 9:09 pm #110059

She only rips them out coz you fill your pages with graffitti of male and female genitals....................... Well i did it

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110060

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sat Oct 06, 2001 10:27 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 10:27 pm #110060

Eddie's been watching too much Nightfever. Geoffery george bungle zippy and david essex on the same show. Messes with your mind.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110061

By Uglybob - Sat Oct 06, 2001 11:04 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2001 11:04 pm #110061

(bbc continuity announcer) and now on BBC2, talking heads, this week performed by Howard Marks. next week patricia routledge playing an old woman with a bout of memory loss

dave benson phillips

Re: moo moo the cheese monkey#110062

By Eddie - Sun Oct 07, 2001 12:24 am

- Sun Oct 07, 2001 12:24 am #110062

Draknarfu decided that he could miss the hairy grass competition for one year but gigglecrump sprayed yoghurt all over the shinning light of cheese from the fence crusaders. Cars have no special heegle plump energy and thus can't deliver reversed steering objects beside triangle lorry fluff and also dangling bungee Jeeps rely soley on humpty juice to glide smoothly between lamposts and tree fountains which hang in the sky alongside CD towers made from mouldy safes. Green toilet seats mingle with kitchen spillages to enhance the smell coming from lee's energetic hangle pumps and you'd be advised to steer clear of elephnat ear piercings!!! Some people are unbelievable, coming home today I saw 11 entry level elfs siiping on drain whores aswell as eating bannanas backwards through haribo straws of gooness, all this was going on whilst Jim talked sideways through radiators which was a hinderance to his love of fondling puppy jump lawn mowers. Sometimes Jim prefers to swim upwards and silently within * drenched guitar tuners licking mouse mat jam and eating school reunion homeless people. I thank you for the endless jean wearing shop assistants hovering alongside market paving slabs of gold honey. The over heated round plums turned out to be eight times heavier than string which has been soaked with arseholes thinly over a hot fire of icey cabbage men. The cabbage men looked quietly at train soup which went well with prickly curttains and all that is a pretty normal day I can't belive I just typed all that!

Eddie.