[stevotrash]

The campaign involving my employment at radio 1 is well and truely under way. In the last 5 minutes I have received contact from andy parfit who wants me to head the 'dave pearce baseball cap' department. Its a start nevertheless....<br><br>All good charity events need a fund raising single. My worthwhile cause is no different. I have recruited my fellow trash family members including mammatrash, pappatrash and lord humperdicktrash in recording my single 'do they know its stevo time'.<br><br>I have received much backing from fellow celebrities including my good friend Paul Daniels who reacted with the words:<br>'your unemployment situation, like my tricks is hard to believe'<br><br>Such monumental strides in the campaign are extremely positive. Your help however, will help strengthen the movement.

[Guest]

How do you want us to help you then?  :)

[Dave_Peersch]

i want the dandruff shcrubbed out of my white nike cap by tomorrow's schow shtevo.<br><br>i just finisched the bv's on 'do they know its stevo time'  - i want the cash upfront.<br><br>

[Guest]

By wearing a pasty on your face, you too can help make the difference. But there are more pressing items on Stevotrash's itineray. Stevotrash is in desparate need for a woman. So Come on Girls, whatever you can spare, a kiss, a hug, a cuddle wuddle even a knowing stare. Every little bit can help us acheive our long term goal- getting Stevo laid.....

[stevotrash]

you can help the appeal by sending moyles an email either today (thursday) or tommorow with the subject 'Stevo relief' <br>and the text 'give stevo trash a job, so he'll shut his gob'

[Guest]

stevo waterstones need another 100,000 copies of the scott mills joke book, pretty quick - strike while the iron's hot sir.

[stevotrash]

may i just remind you that 50% of the proceeds from sales of the 'Scott Mills Joke book' goes towards the stevo relief campaign. I will also being in Warrick tommorow to do a book signing, so if your in the area, why not pop along.

[Guest]

Raise money the stevo way. Let's here about your fundraising events. Myself , Jonny hOare will be hosting the Telethon which will get stevo (hand) relief<br>