[Guest]

<br>It's freshers week again and the odious smell of puke adorns the universitys and colleges of further education this week. Any of you lot going to do such.... I have vivid memories of mine - at home!<br><br>Chundering is good- more room for beer, however acting like the Trash at One Big Sunday, plymouth, will get you arressted and you've probably mistaken the student union for the primary school!<br><br>Jonny ;D ;D Hoare

[stevotrash]

jonny, i only act like a dick when i'm drunk....unlike yourself who acts like a dick all the time.<br><br>(Don't worry jon, i won't tell anyone about your 'how many underage girls can i fit in my nissan' challenge)<br><br>I can't wait to meet your girlfriend jon, have you been hiding her from me? Are you scared of the imminent piss takings.....so you should be bald sheep rustler.

[Guest]

she's in her playpen

[Uglybob]

how do u know its a she!!!

[Guest]

johnny 'smell my fingers' hoare

[Uglybob]

if his fingers are as bad as his face god help us

[Guest]

Arse.

[monkeynotloggedin]

yes if thar too is as bad as his face then god help us.<br><br>though stevotrash informs me that some biker men said that you have a 'beautiful asss'

[Guest]

The Trash may besmirch my nature- but the fact is I was having a nice situation with my girlfriend who shall be coming on to this board complete with something just to proves the Trash wrong<br><br>His drunken ramblings continue in preparation for the Freshers Fayre

[stevotrash]

a nice situation???<br>You act like a twat and she brings home the bacon....quite literally.

[Guest]

To those who don't know Trash's eating habits- he has a fascination for bacon rolls. He has been known to munch nearly five in a day.... <br>(BTW trash see you tommorrow for registration - and bring those jingles with you as Big Keef is on board!!)<br><br>Apologies for the Subculture radio announcement<br><br>Jonny Parfitt