[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i have a picture of me with derek fowles and trisha penrose in pyjamas! i look awful in that pic, yuk!

[chand]

i have a signed jimmy saville photo with jim'll fix it sticker...and timmy mallets autograph....beat that<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[the_dr]

Stop the competition!<P>We have a winner.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

who?

[Uglybob]

does anyone know why splinter was called that, bbc news saying turtles making a comeback, i went to the cinema to see tmnt2:the secret of the ooze.

[Uglybob]

god im over 800 posts now scary, what do u think of bang wills head against the studio window. i like the theme

[????!!!!]

My friend got me an ex-Forest players autograph on a hooters menu. It was Pierre Van somehtingorother (not sure on the spelling, he was Dutch).

[Guest]

me too bob. feature might not last too long though. then again. . . <P>and i agree, chand wins. landslide  :)<P>btw - this is ****ing time consuming and confusing trying to reply to two different boards. but who cares, with the wisdom of the imortal poppy, i'm just going to eat crisps and arse about on the net.  :)<br>

[Tom_Murphy]

pierre van hooijdonk, one of the most famous dutch players ever, not only was he supremely skillful, but also a complete w*nker at the same time.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

is he really called hooijdonk? i took part in that one minute jump thing today at school, it was soooo much fun! my friends (sonia) tights kept falling down! hehehehe! 'twas great! i wonder if anybody at radio 1 did it...

[kt]

Yes he really is called Hooijdonk.<br><br>AND... I saw Jamie Oliver in town today. He had just come out of WH Smith after signing copies of his book. I've also seen Chris Evans getting on to a cable car in matlock but that was a few years ago.<br> So try and beat that... ;D

[Guest]

i saw ruud hullit (sp?) in london, that's about it. i loose  :(<br><br>jamie oliver you jaffa!!! hahahaha. i shouldn't poke fun really  :-*

[kt]

It wasn't my fault he was there, there was a big crowd around him so i had to go and look. He was signing an autograph for this old woman.

[Guest]

i wasn't calling you a jaffa kt! i was referring to jamie oliver - seedless.

[gregs]

i stopped collecting autographs of the local Blackburn Rovers team as most when i had got them, left. <br><br>We ended up with hardly any decent players. <br><br>gregs<br><br><br>ps. i got the blue peter teams autographs, katy hill, konnie huq, the one that does it now (not the geordie1) and simon somethin.<br><br>jesus....how sad

[Ionic_Storm]

You know I can see this topic becoming the next Stickyspanner one - it goes along the same theme too..<br><br>I must do one....<br><br>No maybe not...