[Uglybob]

when was this board last mentioned on the show. oh btw i want dave to sing u cant touch this again so ill print the lyrics here<P> You can't touch this (Repeat 5x)<P>My, my, my music hits me so hard<br>Makes me say "Oh my Lord"<br>Thank you for blessing me<br>With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet<br>It feels good, when you know you're down<br>A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown<br>And I'm known as such<br>And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch<P>I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)<br>Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)<br>Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)<br>Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)<P>Fresh new kicks, advance<br>You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance<br>So move, outta your seat<br>And get a fly girl and catch this beat<br>While it's rolling, hold on<br>Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on<br>Like that, like that<br>Cold on a mission so fall them back<br>Let 'em know, that you're too much<br>And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch<P>Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)<br>Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)<br>Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)<P>Give me a song, or rhythm<br>Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em<br>Now, they know<br>You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show<br>That's hype, and tight<br>Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe<br>Or a tape, to learn<br>What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn<br>The charts? Legit<br>Either work hard or you might as well quit<P>That's word because you know...<P>You can't touch this (Repeat 3x)<P>Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!<P>Go with the funk, it is said<br>That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead<br>So wave your hands in the air<br>Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair<br>This is it, for a winner<br>Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner<br>Move, slide your rump<br>Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump<P>Yeah... (You can't touch this)<br>Look, man (You can't touch this)<br>You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)<br>Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)<P>Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Hammer time!<P>You can't touch this (Repeat 4x)<P>Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!<P>Every time you see me<br>The Hammer's just so hype<br>I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic<br>Now why would I ever stop doing this?<br>With others making records that just don't hit<br>I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay<br>It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"<br>And the rest can go and play<P>You can't touch this (Repeat 8x)<br>