[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

ben bashing? ben bonking...

[Guest]

Can I join the Ben fan club too?<br>

[Tom_Murphy]

as chairman i say yes!

[Guest]

awww - thanks<P>Give me a B<br>Give me a E<br>Give me a N<P>Whaddya get?<P>BEN!!!!

[Ionic_Storm]

*At this point Martin tries to think of a witty comment for the last message, but cannot think of one, therefore, he does not say anything*<P>....

[Guest]

I get that problem all the time!

[Ben_Jammin]

I like this idea about everyone loving me...<P><br>but i think there MUST be some rules to make sure i am never disrespected..EVER!<P>- ' Looked at me all funny' - Brutal Beating<P>- 'Called me ''sir'' in a really, really sarcastic tone' - shot<P>- 'After listening to my plan said ''Right!'' then made wierd braying sound with his lips' - shot, family hunted down and killed<P>- 'Called me a cross dressing, psychotic arse ravenger nutball'' - sent to bed without supper<P>

[Tom_Murphy]

watch your letterboxes for the start of a vigorous leaflet campaign supporting ben in his bid to "take over the world in 8 days".