[Baza]

i dont like ted but well done on amending yourself. That was mature.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

ted, i hope you were not referring to me when you said 'this bird' do i have wings? (no, but i do drink red bull occasionally) do i go 'tweet tweet'? do i eat worms? do i get up at 5am and start singing? NO I BLOODY WELL DO NOT! <P>of course i did read the replies to my post but i didn't reply until now (go check if you like!) and i will read the posts after this if there are any but this is the last time i will reply to you, from now on i am only replying to normal people (ie everyone except you)

[the_dr]

Well at least your won't be replying to yourself in the future then Poppy.  :)<P>BTW, whos going to see Poppy do her live stand up show 'One Night, One Mic, One Mad Girl, No Laughs'? Apparently Ben'jammin' is the support act... sounds like a good night out to me.<P>the_dr

[Ben_Jammin]

OH YES!!!!!!  Comedy Ben! <P>But No...... I want to strip.....Its a natural calling of mine.. I feel drawn to it like a lemming to a Cliff..... I remember the 60s, with all the casual sex and stripping. In those days u could walk around naked as much as u wanted to! ( in the confides of your own home of course ) So yes i'll do this support act I just wanna know Will Poppy let me?  how much do I get paid ? and How come no matter how often I get my Willie out in public i'm not famous yet or been on the news?  I've broken all world records for the amount of time my willie spends outside the confides and safety of my boxers, which may i say have ''horny devil on them''.....<P>So yes I will be the support act and all you lot can have VIP tickets and Mr Sheldon (for giving me that plug) can be MY support act  :)<P><br>cheers <P><br>ben <p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 08 August 2001).]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

yes you can strip! but what do you look like? would you draw the female population of britain in to watch the show with your devilishly handsome good looks and charm?!

[Sanjay]

i.e. mrs moyles is hinting - does your gorgeous body and handsome good looks and charm make up for your small weener that your "clients" have witnessed in past shows?  :)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

you took the words right out of my mouth.

[Ben_Jammin]

Oh Sanjay takes one to know one!!! and Poppy i am a handsome wee devil and I was wondering if U would like to go out on a date with me and bring that furry creature that u are holding in your photo in the gallery it looks a right good shag <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[the_dr]

Ben - I think you missed an inudendo - let me point it out, then you can edit your post. Trust me, it will allure the ladies  :)<P>"Thats not the only thing you'll be taking out of your mouth, baby"<P>Try that, Benjammin  :)<P>the_dr

[Ben_Jammin]

Lol I like my post  :)<P><br>The cat wants me all animals do... <P>And thats why they call me''swings with apes''  <p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 10 August 2001).]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

my pussy has a girlfriend, she's called molly and she lives next door, but the people next door are moving at the end of this month.

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

Your neighbours can't stand you,eh,Poppy ??

[winker]

But you still haven't told us if your cat has a partner?<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[Uglybob]

yeah jenny frost of atomic kitten was the one i was meaning when i said theres only 1 good looking girl in the band, kerry had the face like a cabbage patch kid on ecstasy.

[stan]

Ted, you're a exactly the type of tedious w***** who spends a lot of time contributing to message boards. A futile geek who gets off by writing boll**** and feeling good about it afterwards. Very sad indeed. Why not spend less time on your computer and jacking off in the bathroom and do something worthwhile with your life. Get some friends, get out more and calm down.

[Beard]

First off, Ted is spot on.  Moyles is a talentless tool.<P>Secondly, I find it highly amusing that most of the biggest strokers on this chatroom have "member" written below their name.  Strangely accurate, methinks.<P>Mrs Moyles wannabe clearly has a weight problem approaching the magnitude of the fat bas.tard moyles himself.<P>Stan, where do I begin?  ****ging someone else off for entering a message on one of these elephant graveyards for the terminally sad is either the peak of irony or the nadir of your tragic existence.<P>In short, everyone who likes Moyles is either deaf or on a higher dosage of prescription pharmaceuticals than would normally be healthy.<P>Yours,<P>Beard.

[tedted]

Dearest Stan the Tran,<br>            <br>Surely you set yourself up well to get shat on from a great height by saying how sad it is to post on a message ground. Well, suprise! guess what, look what youve just done you daft prick. Then rethink your pitiful argument. If youve nothing to try and add to this thread, just fu.ck off. <P>Also, The Dr Dolittle, <P>maybe, just naybe, I'm not always in control of who puts what on the radio. Answered your question or what, you fu.cking child molester?  MAybe I'm at work sometimes with other people. Prick.<P>AND another thing, by stating my age, 22, I said nothing of maturity, whereas you have mentioned this. You can have daft thoughts at 22 can't you? Maybe re-read your post and thn resubmit when you have rethought. Otherwise, don't bother, dissappear off and keep on imagining what its like to have hold of a bird. (Thats a girl tw@) otherwise, sound thinking.<P>kisses and hugs.<br>ted. xxxxx.<P>P.s. Beard is bang on with his postings, keep it up.Show these toss'rs<P>

[Sanjay]

Bugger! Thought he'd gone!

[Cornishtw@]

hey ted, you sound a bit cute, fancy coming down to cornwall and sorting me out?  go on cheeky, i know you want a big slice of hot manly loving..e-mail me & i'll give you my number, big boy

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

well if i have a weight problem then what do you call the problem that you have beard? severe crap-talking **** -taking mother-f****** a$$hole syndrome???

[ted]

Cornishtw@,<br>           yeah, you sound like my type of man. When can I *? Are you gunna supply the lube or me? when we do 'it', can it be in a location that smells of ****  that members of the public have access to? know what I mean.<P>ted.<br>xxx just for you.

[stevotrash]

I have a question ted. Beard appears to have the same I.P address as your goodself. Could this mean that ted and beard are...<br>a) the same person (surely not, i thought ted was so mature)<P>or<P>b) Ted and Beard are live in lovers, bonded by their hatred of chris moyles as they masturbate to the dullfull tones of tommy boyd.

[Sanjay]

Good observation trash  :)

[the_dr]

lol<P>the_dr<br>Member<br>Child Molester<br>Prick

[ted]

Stevo,<br>      now firstly what is an I.P address? I have no beard, either facial or anal, I am a shaven haven. Why would I bother to hide behind another name?, read my other posts, I am not bothered about what I say, or anyone says to me. Unless Beard has snook into my house this weekend when I was away, there must be some confusion I cannot explain.<P>Apparently there was an article in one of the broadsheets which said something along the lines of Moyles and Cox sum up the lowering levels of education and intelligence among the young. I wanna shake the journo by the hand.<P>Ive just had a shower and must go and dry myself. <P>.xx .det