[Uglybob]

ted bovis, remember him from hi de hi

[ted]

winker,<P>your mums certainly dead - dead fat.<P>x.

[Baza]

Bugger off, Ted!!

[stevotrash]

who is ted? A man who holds a personal grudge. But for what reason?<P>your entitled to your own opions yet your flaming is unproductive. <P>

[winker]

Teddy, Teddy bare you are a co.ck<br>You regularly meet sailors at the dock<br>You think you are it<br>When in fact you are a bit of a sh.it<P>Whilst reading your crap I'm in boredom mode<br>Oh, and Ya mamma is so fat she has her own postcode<br>I've know that you're a sex shop punter<br>You're also a cocoa shunter<P>Oh why, oh why, oh why don't you just cease<br>to be alive. (Doesn't ryhme, but has a hell of a lot of meaning)<P>You're a co.ck. You're a co.ck. You're a co.ck. You're a co.ck. You're a co.ck. You're a co.ck.You're a co.ck. You're a co.ck. (repeat forEVER)<P><br><p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 06 August 2001).]

[Roddy]

which one's Liz?

[Lawrie]

Ted by any chance do you like `beryl` oxide and `dennis` neutrino??? leave Mrs moyles alone!!! you tosspot and leave us moyleslites alone

[Roddy]

if u just ignore his posts he will get bored and go, that's how u all got rid of me

[Biggest_Ted]

Dear ******s,<P> I like reading your witterings, you wouldn't believe, all this "im gunna ignore you" and "im never gunna write a reply to you again" etc.. and then further down the argument, suprise! a load more posts from the same bell sniffers who earlier swore they'd not argue anymore.<P>At least stick to your word, then I may become bored and go and find a Sarah Cox forum to get some more off my chest. While Im on with it, she is becoming increasingly annoying dont you all think, and it gets on my tits how people think shes fit. Shes such a plain old dog./<P><br>Wa.nkers song was very good, nice tune, pity about the words.<P>**** and balls.<br>x.

[Roddy]

mate, it's SARA Cox

[winker]

Glad I could oblige Big Ted/small knob. Now it's your turn to insult me. That's how it works you scote sucker. Doh!<P>In regards to Sara Cox. A think I would, but only after 4-5 pints. She'd have to shut her gob tho'.<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 06 August 2001).]

[stevotrash]

when have message board posters suddenly adopted such high standards? Sara cox is definently worth a roll in the hay.<p>[This message has been edited by Stevotrash (edited 06 August 2001).]

[Sanjay]

agreed (come on Ted, tell us how you'd rather **** a chicken than Sara Cox!)

[Guest]

Ted, ok, what have you really got against Moyles?  You don't have to listen to him, and 99% of the people on this board love him & find him v. funny, hence their presence here.  Do you really find mocking someone's dead mother funny?  If you do, I really hope you're very young or someone who's going to find medical help very soon, because what you're doing is simply not normal.<P>I'm not going to launch a diatribe against you as I'm really concerned for your well-being.  Either seek counselling or get a girfriend or something as the image you portray is of the next Thomas Hamilton.  Try not to pen a "witty" response to this as I really think your time could be used more constructively.  <P>Take care

[Sanjay]

I think he secretly likes moyles, but is rebelling (why else would he come back to the board time and time again?<P>And after saying to mrs_moyles (i quote here) "course youll read it out of curiousity you dumb bint." - what exactly are you doing?

[Baza]

I think hes just a sad b*****d with nothing else to do and no life at all.<br>

[ted]

dear all,<P>claiming your mother is dead is the oldest reply to a mum joke, everyone knows that. If winkers mother is genuinely deceased, then I apologise, but I very much doubt it, as she was certainly thriving last time I was round.<P>Obviously SarA Cox would get it, shes got a definate blow-job shaped mouth, its just what comes out thats irritating, and first thing in a morning. Whenever I see pictures of her shes pissed and looking ropey. See, thats how I made my decision. Terry Wogan is a better bet, or Fresh AM.<P>I really do not like Moyles' show, its entire format is poor. R1 were obviously looking for the next Chris Evans/90's 'lad' when they came across him. Now that may have been tolerable in '95, but now as culture gets increasingly tired of people pedalling the same 'loaded' lifestyle of 'down the pub' 'kebabs' 'fags' 'football' 'birds', there is only so much to be said about this sort of thing. Now I enjoy most of the above, but I don't go on and on and on about them, even to my mates, never mind the nation. I suppose hes appealing to the masses though. Ho-hum. What can I do, I try to make you see the light, but it's not working is it?<P>thanks for elevating me to the top of the topic list. xx. ted.

[winker]

As much as I detest you (don't forget you're a co.ck) my mother actually is dead. I accept your apology. I don't know who's mother you're boffing. It ain't mine. Maybe it's yours? <br>You have a some reasons to not like him. I don't agree with them. I find him funny, and sometimes not. I just like the general 'laziness' of the show and the way it seems to fall together. He has some bad shows, yes. But they are definetely outweighed by the good shows. With no malice I say to you don't listen if you don't like him. I can't remember listening or watching something I don't enjoy. I either switch off or turn over. It's sort of YOUR choice.<P><p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 07 August 2001).]

[ted]

Winker/All,<br>       If what you say about your mom is actually true, then Im sorry bigtime.Proper.If youre having me on then I'm not.<br> <br>I suppose its just horses for courses - you lot like him, I dont. I'm comparing him to about the only djs on R1 i like, Mark and Lard who appeal to my 'Northern' humour, they amuse me no end seemingly effortlessly.<br>Given, the antiques roadshow is ****e, but Fat Harry White was a ****ing classic.<P>Maybe Ive said my piece now, I don't know, <br>I dont listen to Moyles, when that music comes on, I switch to Steve Wright on R2 which is ****, but not tolerable. It just gets on my tits when sloppy broadcasting is let run wild. Whilst this is by no means a good thing, if you played part of y'mates show to most adults, theyd just think it was a pile of ****. Maybe im no longer in the target audience at 22.<P>cook pass babtridge.<br>x.ted.

[Ionic_Storm]

As Sybil Fawlty would say... "you're American"

[Sanjay]

Fair enough Ted (you came to a conclusion after so many posts, which i'm sure many of us will be satisfied about)<P>But please explain (second time round):<P>Quote FROM Ted TO mrs_moyles: "course youll read it out of curiousity you dumb bint." - what exactly are you doing, after mocking the board and it's users several times?<P>Poppy, you can back me up on this one - would help  :)<P>

[ted]

Sandgey,<P>I don't understand what you don't understand.<br>This bird writes in saying "blah blah blah...and you can reply all you want but I won't read it", well if youd left that post, you'd take a sly peak at what the replies were wouldn't you? I would. See. And so she will have done. Not a very bright thing to put, hence the justified 'dumb bint' tag.<P>catch my drift monk.<br>xx.<P>p.s now get back to your homework.

[the_dr]

Not wanting to add another post to this sad, sad man's thread - I felt I had to point out a contradiction. I may be wrong, in which case I would appriciate if you correct me.<P>Post#3 by ted - "you know when someone else puts the rad on so you have to listen. see."<P>Post#43 by ted - "I dont listen to Moyles, when that music comes on, I switch to Steve Wright on R2 which is ****, but not tolerable."<P>You obviously want to spark contraversy and conflict on this board - which you may view as debate, but I don't. Firstly, 99% of us on this board are Moyles fans - so it is futile trying to argue with us. Secondly, you use immature insults and yet you claim you are too mature to be in Moyles' target audience. I didn't want to post this, and I am pleased you have made some ammends with your last post which was, on the whole, agreeable.<P>I wouldn't go about things like yourself - for example Loz invited me onto a Mark Radcliffe chat room, bearing in mind I'm not a fan of them. She wanted me to say "Mark & Lard aren't funny. They do the same boring catchphrases all the time blah blah blah" while Patrick, a scriptwriter for Mark & Lard (who did your favourite 'Fat Harry White'). I went into the chatroom and said I'm not a fan, but thats just my opinion. I'm not gonna try to sl.ag them off on a Mark & Lard chatroom cos thats just stupid. You have your opinions, I have mine - let's leave it at that. No conflict, no argument, no calling of each others mothers.<P>the_dr

[Guest]

Dan,<P>You twisted what i said...but i love u still  :)<P>Ted u have some big up nuff respec radio opinions, not sure about the rest. <P>Loz

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

I would like to reply to the Atomic Mingers debate...<br>The original line-up are all absolute dogs - 2 of them are left now; fortunately the ugliest one(Kerry) left - after falling pregnant to another fat,blonde minger(Brian? from W.anklife).<br>But they brought in this Jenny Frost chick who is fit....wouldn't mind giving that poonanie a lick....booooooiiiiiiiiing !!<br>And Sara Cox..I agree I wouldn't say no; but I would have to gag her(Not for a sick perverted S+M reson) but so as I wouldn't have to hear that Bolton accent.