[Tom_Murphy]

i am currently on ko samui in the gulf of thailand working on my tan. we made the full moon party on ko phag nan the other night which was the most insane party i have ever been to - 10,000 people on this one beach either dancing, chilling, or getting completely stoned. it's really beautiful here, but abouyt 3 times as expensive as bangkok, which means i can only afford one meal a day which sucks.<P>tom<P>p.s. you havn't been travelling until you have wiped your arse with your hand. nice.

[Stickyspanner]

Too much information Tom<P>Nice to see u decided to go for the 1000

[Ben_Jammin]

Why go travelling just to wipe your arse with your hand when you can do it right here at home..... <P>and that's why I have never left cheltenham...

[Baza]

Can't you use a bidet to wipe your arse abroad? Foreign countries usually have them.

[Guest]

. . .what happens if you sneeze though? . . good god NNNNNoooo!<P>1000 posts: whoop whoop whoop <br>in a overactive breakfast show stylee

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

can't you sit on the grass or something and slightly burn your bum and turn it green? but don't sit on dog crap

[Tom_Murphy]

well, some places have these kind of spray guns that you direct up your anus. i think scott mills invented them. i spent last week on ko phangan in a place with no electricity. the toilet was a whole in a ground and if you wanted a shower, you collected water from the river and tipped it over your head. so no, there was no bidet there. i have been spending 1 pound a night on accomodation, but tomorrow i am leaving for singapore which should be expensive, and also quite dangerous as you cannot spit, chew gum, smoke, or jaywalk otherwise you get caned. the penalty for drugs is death. lovely.<P>so long,<br>tom<br>bye! luv me

[Sanjay]

wow! Singapore is good.  I had the same kind of problem when i went India in December... you either carry a holiday's supply of toilet paper - or squat  :)  Shower principle is the same, though when you are travelling (as you may know India is full of poverty) you see people of every corner of the street bathing in public, not a good site but...  :)  There are even posters promoting abortion  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/confused.gif">

[Guest]

respect to yourself there tom, in a negro stylee. tom's dedicated - he's not able wipe his arse properly, but he still manages to post on moylesworld. much like johnny hoare.  :)

[the_dr]

Sanjay: I'm guessing the abortion posters are aimed to stop the population of Inidia growing even more quickly than it is now. It about 1 billion strong now, I think.<P>Tom: Good luck, you're a brave man - remember to swallow.<P>the_dr

[Guest]

Swallow what????!!!!

[Demoose]

Hey,<br>I'm flying to Thailand on Friday and also travelling to Malaysia, Singapore and Dubai! Might see ya there Tom, on the Gulf of Thailand!

[Guest]

Murphy in "I thought She was girl honest " shocker<br>

[Tom_Murphy]

well she just looked so real, i mean i never knew two oranges and a pair of scissors could do so much. i wondered why she only wanted anal as well...................<P><br>woooooooah controversy<P><br>i am in singapore and am too scared to breathe. it really isn't all that though, the hotel we are staying in charged either by the day or by the hour (work it out).<br>man i am so sick of f*cking *****s.

[Tom_Murphy]

bali is mad

[Guest]

bali hell.

[Tom_Murphy]

tess and dione have had a massive argument and that swine darcy is cheating on dione with tess! paul is having hassle with his footy coach, and tad and paul are fighting over the same girl!<P><br>p.s. i am in australia. bonzer.

[Guest]

Well just tell us all what happens!  We haven't got that far yet!  Btw, is Libby pregnant?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i think she is. she seemed like she was today in neighbours, feeling sick and everything.

[magenta]

definitely is

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

yup, she's preganant. i looked in next weeks radio times and it says 'libby decides to keep the baby' and apparantly drew and libby have a huge argument at the end of this week over the baby because drew thinks libby might be ill if she has it. <P>

[K(Kate)]

Ill get my password again soon - I will!<P>You lucky sod Tom - hope it's a load of fun, fun, fun. Enjoy and send us a postcard..... <P>Neighbours - just check out the site.  Also, Dione causes Flick and Joel to split - Joel and 'Di' 'embrace' after a heart-to-heart, realise it was a mistake etc etc, Flick then gets annoyed about Dione and Joel spending time together (she was away when the latter two started getting chummy), so Joel dumps her for being 'immature' about it, and on her 18th too....nice!<P>Gosh I need a life in the worst way.  Anyone?<br>

[K(Kate)]

Libby - she has always been able to *get*  pregnant, it's just that there is a very high chance that she'll die should she decide to go through with the pregnancy, hence everyone's worry for (determined) Libby.<br>Eventually Drew 'supports' her even though he's worried.<P>I really miss my edit function......

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

There is only one neighbours question i want answered....how does Dione not fall over?

[Tom_Murphy]

ok, flick moves in with joel, then for some reason joel goes away, while he is gone toady and di kick flick out for being a slob. while joel is still away, flick gets really, really friendly with............................................................................<br>........................... Matt Hancock!!!!!!!!!!!!! also, tess has just written a letter to dione about her and darcy.<br>and, how evil is darcy!!!!! karl has just made him a partner in the surgery, and now darcy is planing to ruin him! he has an evil scheme set up with another surgery or something.<P>by the way, do you actually want me to be telling you this or not? i'll stop if you ask. the great barrier reef was the single greatest thing i have ever done in my life, i spent the day snorkelling with the most amazing fish, some the size of st. bernard dogs, and on the boat ride back we saw dolphins, a whale shark and minke whales, just incredible, so beautiful.<br>tomorrow i'm doing a sky dive from 10,000 feet above Mission Beach 2 hours away from cairns. i am so scared it's not funny.<P>tom