[ted]

Theres no need to get hett up. I just wanted to get some stuff about him off my chest. <P>I have never posted before, and probabley will not again now Ive said my bit. Its just I tried e-mailing the fat ****  and he never e-mails back! How rude. Must be his boyfriend comedy dave filtering his mails. The ****ed-up ridiculum.<P>out.<br>

[Cornishtw@]

>****ed up ridiculum. Thats out of 'Blue Jam' Good work sir!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

and how many thousands of e-mails does he get every day?!

[the_dr]

Blue Jam: Series 78 Episode 65:<P>Ooo art welcome, ohhh... ye vuge welcome to BLUE JAM! blue jam. blue jam. blue jam.<P>(insert ambient music here)<P>(knock knock)<br>Doctor: Come in<br>Patient: I feel like a pair of curtains<br>Doctor: Well pull yourself together.<P>(insert ambient music here)<P>Man A: I've been killing people for about 6 years now. I kill anybody, really - mianly relatives and friends. I like to kill people in strange ways - I never use a gun. I remember when I killed Derek, your dad darling.<br>Wife: Oh yes.<br>Man A: Derek - I sawed off his genitals with a chainsaw and inserted it in his left nostril. That was a shame, really. I wanted to mess about with the corpose for a while.<P>(insert ambient music here)<P>(Computerised voice)<br>I can see Scott Mills, rubbing his genitals against Emma B. Mark Goodyear is cutting off John Peels nipples with a rusty stanley knife.<P>(End of Blue Jam)<P>I like it really. I listened to an episode this morning - I got series 1&2 on mp3. Class.<P>the_dr

[winker]

Ted you brave ladyboy (unregistered cretin ). Only have one thing to say to you, <B> YA MAMMA. </B><P>Whilst you're looking in your big print younger childrens dictionary learn how to spell nature/niture? Also when you are slagging me, please use the correct diction you  <A HREF="http://www.muppetworld.com" TARGET=_blank>muppet</A><P><br><p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 09 July 2001).]

[ted]

dear winker,<br>            are you just being funny or incredibley thick.<br>I had merely substituted an 'a' for an 'i', as in ******. i.e. you!<P>typical moyles-ite. a complete nob.

[Guest]

So posing on a Chris Moyles message board that would make you a what?

[winker]

Oh I am so sorry teddy boy, for you are such a learned tw.at. Maybe if I pretend you're not there you'll eventually go away. Much like a fart in a crowded lift.<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 11 July 2001).]

[ted]

I think I'd sooner bugger your mum.hard.

[winker]

I'd sooner you bugger your mum, and you've probably beat most men in your local pub to it, but not all. Have a good day fu.ckwit.<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 12 July 2001).]

[Guest]

Look at the brains on Teddy!  What a comeback!  How DO you cope with your wit, Teddy old boy?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i like the fart in the crowded lift bit, hehe!

[winker]

I'm quite enjoying this 'debate' with teddy (unregistered cretin). Bring it on teddy boy, I've only just started. If only he wasn't a cowardly hand shandy merchant and register like a brave boy. I fart in your general direction, you big poo (last part copyright wannabe_mrs_moyles).

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

yay!

[stevotrash]

ahhh a new feud developing. Perhaps if ted stopped spanking ralphs german sasauge he may be able to devise a coherent arguement.

[ted]

Maybe if you could grasp basic spelling, we might do abit better. **** .<P>My argument is quite a simple one - that Chris Moyles and his cronies are no good at radio. Come on face it, his show is a ****ing joke, all features stretched to their limit, wheeling in dull impressionists to do frank bruno Joe Pasquale/Beckham every single week, just general dullness. Ringing any bells?. I am definately not alone in this line of thinking as everyone I voice my opinion to agrees. Must be just you misguided fools who actually like the ******. Its a wonder they keep him on air - probabley because R1 is so short of DJ's, the reason we have to put up with other crap like fu.king sarah cox and Nimdull.<P>Long live Ken Bruce.<P>This forum is a pissin joke - don't know why I bother trying to make you lot see the errors of your ways.(que predictable "don't bother postings from various c.unts)

[ted]

Maybe if you could grasp basic spelling, we might do abit better. **** .<P>My argument is quite a simple one - that Chris Moyles and his cronies are no good at radio. Come on face it, his show is a ****ing joke, all features stretched to their limit, wheeling in dull impressionists to do frank bruno Joe Pasquale/Beckham every single week, just general dullness. Ringing any bells?. I am definately not alone in this line of thinking as everyone I voice my opinion to agrees. Must be just you misguided fools who actually like the ******. Its a wonder they keep him on air - probabley because R1 is so short of DJ's, the reason we have to put up with other crap like fu.king sarah cox and Nimdull.<P>Long live Ken Bruce.<P>This forum is a pissin joke - don't know why I bother trying to make you lot see the errors of your ways.(que predictable "don't bother postings from various c.unts)

[stevotrash]

I can see some valid statements in your arguement which highlight the often crapness of moyle's show. <P>However, you can't expect members of chris moyles fan site to agree with polar opposite views. If your mission was to convert moyles fans on a chris moyles website then i find your lofty expectations unrealistic. <P>

[Guest]

Firstly, Moyles is good. Find me better entertainment between 4-5:45 after a hard day at school/work, and I will find you a liar. If it seems he can't be bothered, ****ing fantastic that suits me to a tee. Arsing around is what occasionally makes Moyles hilarious. Similarly, he sometimes makes quite good observations, questions, which show up foolish & questionable things in the media or at radio one.<P>Yeah this forum's ****  mate(!) whatever.

[winker]

Hasn't that smell gone from the lift yet?

[ted]

no, the smells still around. Tell your mum to keep her legs shut next time she's touting for business in lifts, the seafood stench is terrible.<P>Stevo - the first bit of sence Ive heard on this forum, but I shall keep trying to ween you all off grandmaster fat for a little longer.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

ACTUALLY TED, it's not sarah cox it's SARA! sooooo screw you! <P>why are you posting on here anyway if you don't like chris? (how can you not like chris?! he's sweet, sexy, cuddly, funny....) and why do you bother listening to him if you don't like him?

[ted]

the thing is mrs, you cant help listening to it sometimes, as its national radio. I do try to switch off whenever I can but sometimes I let slip.<P>He isn't any of those things you said, thank * hes gone on holiday.<P>Did you hear Mark and Lard, they were blinding today, maybe skip PE and home ec. tomorrow to catch them.<P>ted xxx.

[Rob]

rebel

[Sanjay]

without a cause