[Guest]

Arent water bills stressful.  Rates were so much easier.  Degs i wouldnt clean your sink, you may have to pay for the water.

[Degs]

I'm not really too bothered about the bills.  I just don't want chunder in it.  Go on Loz.  Clean it.  Be a mate

[Guest]

But its dirty geordie sick.

[Degs]

I AM NOT A GEORDIE  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/mad.gif">

[Guest]

You are, or u talk like one which is good enough for me.

[Guest]

Are - u speak like one

[Degs]

I can do a cracking big brother voice over bloke impression.  But i aren't a geordie dammit.  Born in Gateshead but left when I was old enough to know better (2 year old)

[Guest]

Balls - posted that twice.  You are a bloody geordie as far as i'm concerned.

[Degs]

But I have a job.  Explain thattun if I'm a Geor*ie <P>Oooh, new parody inna area.  Beer Sway.  Amazing eh?? hmmm.   <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif"><P>What u lot think?

[Guest]

Beer'sway? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?<P>S Club 7 - Dont Stop Movin or whatever its called, dont u reckon the bass sounds very much like Billy Jean by Michael Jackson?

[Guest]

Ok - Beer'sway - crap.  Worst parody i've ever heard, can't believe it.<p>[This message has been edited by Lozza (edited 09 June 2001).]

[Degs]

this gorillaz song is great.  well it is

[Degs]

It does seem pretty bad.  Lacking effort.  No surprises there.  Shocking singing by Dave.  And Chris on most of it.  The excuse that they try to sound more p!55ed as the song goes on is a good effort.  Oooof, don't strain yourself there Dave

[Andrew]

Beersway's not that good.<br>Could mp3 it and send it to mr harris if anyone wants it though...<br>Gorillas song is fantastic.<P><br>Favourite line<br>"there's a monkey in the jungle..."

[Ben_Jammin]

Chris's new parody, you say... It was Minty Tastic, <P>I can get off over that.. all I need is my blow up Lizzie and that parody playing nicely in the back ground and I will be a happy sticky person...<P>anyway speaking of sex i'm off to have sex with Laura, <P>unpack Laura and get out the puncture repair  kit out, it's gunna be a long night... <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/biggrin.gif"><p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 09 June 2001).]

[the_dr]

I got the thing on mp3 and I'll send it to Chris if anybodys interested in it. Personally, i thought it was a Bag O'Crap.<P>the_dr

[Degs]

noooooo, you love it.  Which is why you have it on mp3 in the first place

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Another person from Hartlepool telling us what to think.  Peter Mandelson should be up for an award for most unintentionally funny speech ever ("i have an inner steel").  

[Degs]

Great that was.  I did a proxy vote for me Dad cos he's in Italy.  So I thought it would be funny to vote for someone different to who he wanted.  As it turned out, it wasn't really that funny.

[the_dr]

Degs: I was recording the show anyway<br>Gaspode:  :) Very funny - I didn't notice the gag until you pointed it out - well done! Not even Have I Got News For You spotted that one.<P>the_dr

[Degs]

I managed to tape over the last half hour (yes, it's time for the last half hour) of the Big Breakfast from Friday.<P>Did I miss owt?

[Guest]

Ok Ben, i'll be there within the next 200 years to sort ya.

[Guest]

Who likes meat?

[Degs]

Chances are the doll will be better tho Ben  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[Seony]

don't start