[Lawrie]

sorry but she is soooo good looking HOW DARE THE SAVIOUR OF RADIO 1 ABUSE HER! shes a godess

[Ben_Jammin]

You would think she is a goddess wouldn't you...?<P>I did...<P>Until she took me to court over it... <P>...and now by the court of law I am stictly bound never to enter an area of space within 200 yards of her, or send her photos of myself naked and draped over a warm ''Cuppa Soup.'',<P>well I hope that's given you something to think about...<p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 07 June 2001).]

[Lawrie]

That is slightly scary. Are you joking???

[Tom_Murphy]

yes it is true! we (the magical pixies) all went to the intergalactic court to cheer on Ben in his hour of need! It was a great occasion, even the overlords of time were there!

[Guest]

I cannot belive this is happening<br>The Millenium<br>The  Best Of Tubular Bells.... otu now.

[Sanjay]

No! ur not... man come on you only have to look, and well the rest is left to the imagination - the more creative the better!

[Stickyspanner]

Sanjay`s back!!!!<P>Eastenders hasnt been the same since u left with Shamila and Guppy, sorry Gita  :)

[Sanjay]

Thank you! "Geet-aaa's'" fine ...  but i'm thinking of doing the dirty on her and maybe going for Lizzi? eh? (but ssssh)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

lol!

[Sanjay]

you know when people say 'lol' i honestly can;t tell whether they are being sarcastic or not... R U?!

[stevotrash]

wanabee isn't farmiliar with sarcasim of irony. She is more interested of kittens and dolls houses.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

do i own a kitten,no (he's 13!) do i own a doll,no(we have a porcelain one in the bathroom) do i own a house,no (my mum and dad do) and i do know the meaning of irony and/of sarcasm, i looked up the meaning of irony and i already knew the sarcasm bit. i was not being sarcastic by the way,it was a funny post!

[Tom_Murphy]

i don't think the fact that you are 'laughing out loud' is a good enough reason to post anyway. thats more for chat rooms and the like. what we want from you poppy is a clever, slightly ironic retort that will make us think how witty you are.

[Sanjay]

jeez - tx for the reply, i only asked if she was being sarcastic and got a whole load of dictionary deep and meaningful's!!  wahey!!! hehhe  (i won't say "lol" this time eh?)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i don't know anything witty

[Tom_Murphy]

no sh1t.

[Guest]

Monkey gruffnuts, leave the girl alone - Tweenies is on in a minute and youn know how the Popster gets agaited if she can't watch it.

[Tom_Murphy]

agitated is an understatement - she'll rip up her cage if you don't restrain her in time...

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

hey hey are you ready to play<br>it's time to come and play with the tweenies<br>you can laugh with us<br>you can sing with us<br>you can run about and jump and shout<br>every day<br>come and play<P>there's not going to be another series of teletubbies made  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">