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- Mon May 23, 2011 9:01 am
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6:30 The show starts on time with the Monday cheesy song.
6:34 They talk about the weather and the heavy winds and the volcano that has erupted in Iceland over the weekend. Dave mentions that this happened just before the world was apparently due to end after a Preacher in America stated that it would. But he has predicted the world ending many times before and got it wrong of course as we are all still here now. Chris also mentions that Olly Murs was apparently very late finding out this news and on Twitter he said thank you to all his fans just in case the world did end.
6:45 Chris talks about a substation church near him.
6:47 The team talk about the baftas last night. Chris says it is very middle class, snobby and selective and says he hasn't even heard of half of the shows that received nominations. But he is also shocked that The Only Way is Essex won one an award.
6:52 The talk manages to move to the Saturday night programme, Sing If You Can, presented by Keith Lemon and Stacey Solomon, which Dave thought was surreal at the weekend. They then congratulate Jake Humphrey on his bafta for the BBC's coverage of the Abu Dhabi grand prix.
6:56 Chris has managed a week off booze which is longer than the rest of the team.
7:00 Jack Whitehall was meant to be on the show later today but he couldn't make it so Alan Carr is in instead to promote the Comedy Gala on Channel 4 which is being filmed tomorrow and Chris will be on it. And Chris has a goatee for it.
7:04 News with Dominic and Tina
7:11 They talk about really old phones as Andi Peters still has one. And they reminisce about having to pull the aerial up before making a call and the sim card being the size of a credit card.
7:16 Black Eyed Peas - Don't Stop The Party [Download]
7:20 Example - Changed The Way You Kiss Me [Download]
7:28 Celebrity Raspberry with Shaun from North Wales who lost his voice singing along to the scrubs soundtrack over the weekend. He guesses lady Gaga who is of course wrong. They then go through the clues. The celebrity who blew the raspberry got married last year to a famous person of a different nationality so all the team think they know who it is now.
7:36 News with Dominic and Tina
7:40 Snoop Dogg featuring. David Guetta - Sweat [Download]
7:44 Travie McCoy featuring. Bruno Mars - Billionaire [Download]
7:49 Aled says there is a Radio One DJ that laughs at his own stories so they play guess who to find out who it is. Eventually, Aled reveals it is Reggie.
7:57 They play out a clip of Alan Carr singing Green Green Grass.
7:58 Chris and Dave run down this week's chart top 10. Dave reads out the odds and Chris reads the evens. The Top 10 for this week is:
10. Jennifer Lopez featuring. Pitbull - On The Floor
9. Snoop Dogg - Sweat
8. Lady Gaga - Judas
7. David Guetta featuring. Flo Rida and Nicki Minaj - Where Them Girls At
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge of Glory
5. Chris Brown featuring. Benny Benassi - Beautiful People
4. Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar
3. LMFAO / Lauren Bennett / Goon Rock - Party Rock Anthem
2. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song
1. Pitbull featuring. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer - Give Me Everything
8:01 Pitbull featuring. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer - Give Me Everything [Download]
8:08 News with Dominic and Tina
8:14 Chris and Dave both bought hard water tea bags at the weekend which leads to a very boring conversation about water and then Chris makes fun of Dom for showering at his Nan's house sometimes.
8:20 My Chemical Romance - My Bulletproof Heart [Download]
8:25 Chase And Status - Blind Faith [Download]
8:51 Alan Carr arrives in the studio. They discuss how his teeth gave the dentist an electric shock when he went in and he wants to use it for his stand up show. Also Alan Carr has recently got back from New York where he took his Mum for a late Mother's day treat and they went to see Adele. Alan Carr also tells us about how he was doing one live show where someone was shouting abuse at him for the first half then when they were no longer there in the 2nd half it turned out that they were tagged and they had to go up because their curfew was up.
9:05 Tedious Link from Air to Graham Coxon - Freaking Out For the full transcript please see the tedious link archive here.
9:10 Alan Carr promotes his tour and he wants people to go to the Wembley show as he needs it to sell out as the DVD is being filmed there. He is also doing a tour warm up so he knows what jokes get a laugh and which ones don't so he can drop a few from the main tour if he needs to. The interview moves to talking about Live Earth which Chris and Alan both had a presenting role in and Chris had to do a lot of padding where he ran out of things to say. Chris ends up speaking to Chris Rock backstage there where Chris provides Chris Rock with a joke by accident which he then goes and uses on stage which doesn't get a reaction. Then Chris Rock ends up using a particularly bad swear word live on BBC1. They then go on to talk about the warnings that they had to give about swearing at Big Weekend and how the Black Eyed Peas were particularly using a lot of bad language.
9:28 Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand [Download]
9:30 News with Dominic and Tina
9:38 Alex Gaudino (feat. Kelly Rowland) - What A Feeling [Download]
9:42 Tina Daheley featuring. Chipmunk - Champion [Download]
9:46 Carpark Catchphrase - Roy Walker has been working on a new chant. On Line 1 is Andi Peters, who flew to France on Friday to go shopping and came back yesterday. On line 2 is Jack from Northampton. On the first Catchphrase, Andi tries first with 'put your money where your mouth is' but is wrong and then when the next person buzzes in there is an argument over who did it but we run out of time so it doesn't matter.
10:00 Show end
On Newsbeat Today:
- A Scottish newspaper says it was right to name a footballer at the centre of taking out a superinjunction
- Forecasters say ash could hit the UK soon after a volcano has erupted in Iceland
- Authorities in Pakistan say at least 12 people have been killed in a naval base
- The Only Way is Essex got the audience award at the BAFTA's last night
- Carlo Ancelotti has been sacked as Chelsea manager
- Birmingham and Blackpool have both been relegated from the Premier League
- Lewis Hamilton says his F1 car can finally compete with Red Bull's after finishing only 0.6 seconds behind Sebastien Vettel at the weekend
If you would like to download the full show then ianpwilliams has kindly uploaded it here.
6:30 The show starts on time with the Monday cheesy song.
6:34 They talk about the weather and the heavy winds and the volcano that has erupted in Iceland over the weekend. Dave mentions that this happened just before the world was apparently due to end after a Preacher in America stated that it would. But he has predicted the world ending many times before and got it wrong of course as we are all still here now. Chris also mentions that Olly Murs was apparently very late finding out this news and on Twitter he said thank you to all his fans just in case the world did end.
6:45 Chris talks about a substation church near him.
6:47 The team talk about the baftas last night. Chris says it is very middle class, snobby and selective and says he hasn't even heard of half of the shows that received nominations. But he is also shocked that The Only Way is Essex won one an award.
6:52 The talk manages to move to the Saturday night programme, Sing If You Can, presented by Keith Lemon and Stacey Solomon, which Dave thought was surreal at the weekend. They then congratulate Jake Humphrey on his bafta for the BBC's coverage of the Abu Dhabi grand prix.
6:56 Chris has managed a week off booze which is longer than the rest of the team.
7:00 Jack Whitehall was meant to be on the show later today but he couldn't make it so Alan Carr is in instead to promote the Comedy Gala on Channel 4 which is being filmed tomorrow and Chris will be on it. And Chris has a goatee for it.
7:04 News with Dominic and Tina
7:11 They talk about really old phones as Andi Peters still has one. And they reminisce about having to pull the aerial up before making a call and the sim card being the size of a credit card.
7:16 Black Eyed Peas - Don't Stop The Party [Download]
7:20 Example - Changed The Way You Kiss Me [Download]
7:28 Celebrity Raspberry with Shaun from North Wales who lost his voice singing along to the scrubs soundtrack over the weekend. He guesses lady Gaga who is of course wrong. They then go through the clues. The celebrity who blew the raspberry got married last year to a famous person of a different nationality so all the team think they know who it is now.
7:36 News with Dominic and Tina
7:40 Snoop Dogg featuring. David Guetta - Sweat [Download]
7:44 Travie McCoy featuring. Bruno Mars - Billionaire [Download]
7:49 Aled says there is a Radio One DJ that laughs at his own stories so they play guess who to find out who it is. Eventually, Aled reveals it is Reggie.
7:57 They play out a clip of Alan Carr singing Green Green Grass.
7:58 Chris and Dave run down this week's chart top 10. Dave reads out the odds and Chris reads the evens. The Top 10 for this week is:
10. Jennifer Lopez featuring. Pitbull - On The Floor
9. Snoop Dogg - Sweat
8. Lady Gaga - Judas
7. David Guetta featuring. Flo Rida and Nicki Minaj - Where Them Girls At
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge of Glory
5. Chris Brown featuring. Benny Benassi - Beautiful People
4. Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar
3. LMFAO / Lauren Bennett / Goon Rock - Party Rock Anthem
2. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song
1. Pitbull featuring. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer - Give Me Everything
8:01 Pitbull featuring. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer - Give Me Everything [Download]
8:08 News with Dominic and Tina
8:14 Chris and Dave both bought hard water tea bags at the weekend which leads to a very boring conversation about water and then Chris makes fun of Dom for showering at his Nan's house sometimes.
8:20 My Chemical Romance - My Bulletproof Heart [Download]
8:25 Chase And Status - Blind Faith [Download]
8:51 Alan Carr arrives in the studio. They discuss how his teeth gave the dentist an electric shock when he went in and he wants to use it for his stand up show. Also Alan Carr has recently got back from New York where he took his Mum for a late Mother's day treat and they went to see Adele. Alan Carr also tells us about how he was doing one live show where someone was shouting abuse at him for the first half then when they were no longer there in the 2nd half it turned out that they were tagged and they had to go up because their curfew was up.
9:05 Tedious Link from Air to Graham Coxon - Freaking Out For the full transcript please see the tedious link archive here.
9:10 Alan Carr promotes his tour and he wants people to go to the Wembley show as he needs it to sell out as the DVD is being filmed there. He is also doing a tour warm up so he knows what jokes get a laugh and which ones don't so he can drop a few from the main tour if he needs to. The interview moves to talking about Live Earth which Chris and Alan both had a presenting role in and Chris had to do a lot of padding where he ran out of things to say. Chris ends up speaking to Chris Rock backstage there where Chris provides Chris Rock with a joke by accident which he then goes and uses on stage which doesn't get a reaction. Then Chris Rock ends up using a particularly bad swear word live on BBC1. They then go on to talk about the warnings that they had to give about swearing at Big Weekend and how the Black Eyed Peas were particularly using a lot of bad language.
9:28 Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand [Download]
9:30 News with Dominic and Tina
9:38 Alex Gaudino (feat. Kelly Rowland) - What A Feeling [Download]
9:42 Tina Daheley featuring. Chipmunk - Champion [Download]
9:46 Carpark Catchphrase - Roy Walker has been working on a new chant. On Line 1 is Andi Peters, who flew to France on Friday to go shopping and came back yesterday. On line 2 is Jack from Northampton. On the first Catchphrase, Andi tries first with 'put your money where your mouth is' but is wrong and then when the next person buzzes in there is an argument over who did it but we run out of time so it doesn't matter.
10:00 Show end
On Newsbeat Today:
- A Scottish newspaper says it was right to name a footballer at the centre of taking out a superinjunction
- Forecasters say ash could hit the UK soon after a volcano has erupted in Iceland
- Authorities in Pakistan say at least 12 people have been killed in a naval base
- The Only Way is Essex got the audience award at the BAFTA's last night
- Carlo Ancelotti has been sacked as Chelsea manager
- Birmingham and Blackpool have both been relegated from the Premier League
- Lewis Hamilton says his F1 car can finally compete with Red Bull's after finishing only 0.6 seconds behind Sebastien Vettel at the weekend
If you would like to download the full show then ianpwilliams has kindly uploaded it here.
