The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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I haven't watched Moyles for 2 weeks so I dont know how the show has progressed but im my opinion it has been steadily improving so im optimistic (an unusual trait in an Evertonian)

The Carling ads have improved anyway.

Nick the researcher tells all and shows clip of Moyles shouting at him when he got wrong biscuits. Shows chris having a tantrum I'm not doing it - GET PATRICK KIELTY! then Nick walked in on him getting dressed. Not a bad start at all...

Tonight Moyles was wearing an american jacket and top hat because the audience are all Americans.

Yank or Prank? are they american or not audience has to guess. Audience guessed Prank and were wrong.

Children can win the toys that are going to be on tonights show with some expert from Hamleys.

Through the Papers:

Island Girls take on the world - despite 10 pulling out because a woman is soon to be stoned to death in the host country Nigeria. Luckily our women have no morals and are competing. Moyles says if only 77 more would pull out they might have a chamce.

Daniella is living in terror - thieves stole noseless's car and demanded £5000 but returned it anyway. Moyles says it now veers to the white line in the middle of the road.

Top 10 number 2's - let it be by the beatles voted best number 2 ever. (No posh spice??). Moyles said Ronan Keating was biggest number 2 in music...

Killed by headers- heading the ball killed Jeff Astle... Could create a league of leeds utd players. Went on street to see who would head a ball - most did(just).

Live with Chris Moyles up for an award - against International King of Sports for nomination. Wants people not to vote because they will finish last in main awards against likes of Phoenix Nights which should win but the Office probably will.

off the top of my head - Lies about Celebrities, Simon - some lie about Kelly Jones i missed, Sarah - Gareth Gates is covered in scales from neck down, Nicole - jenny frost from used to be some bloke from Wales.

Pic of Jay Kay an tramp (who is who?) Best Guesses: Jumper, Scruffy Answer: Sad.

Yank or Prank? is it a real american (if it is her accent is dodgy)

END OF PART

Prank: She was from Aberdeen

Toy expert has shown Micheal Jackson round the store. Top Toys:

1. Micropet you can teach stuff £9.99 Kids dont like it.
2. Spiderman Toy £19.99 (Can i just say now I want one) Kids like it.
3. Rapunzel(?) doll who has lots of hair £19.99 (boring but yank men love it)
Little girl likes it but hates hairbrush...

Gave Moyles a DJ Bear.

Meet the audience of americans.. they are all interns (i think they are people who have sex with politicians). Arm Wrestling contest Moyles brings in the world champ who wins suprisingly.

Can I lick it? Has to eat doughnuts without licking lips (been done so many times before... im thinking bring back push the pint it looks genius compared to this). He wins £400.

Adam, 11 Mum an Dad have baths together with their clothes off (wins prizes)

This is a pretty good show now, not good enough to rush home for but good enough at this time when theres nothing else on. Fame Academy? never heard of it.....

Sat and today are up