[Chris]

Tonight's show was quite good.

Chris opened the show by announcing that he was feeling 'welcoming' - Yes, welcome back to planet earth to Arsenal supporters!

The main news stories tonight we're:

IM DEALING ACES INSTEAD
Robbie Williams is an avid poker player - no jokes apparently but a good look at a photo of Rachel Hunter all the same :)

BADGE OF PRIDE
The SBS - an equivalent to the SAS are sick of being placed in the shadows by their more glamourous counterparts, have changed their motto to sound more dangerous.

Chris came up with -

We came, we saw, we shot everyone.
Are you looking at my pint?!
Hard as F***!

The third headline - MOYLES IS TOP PEST
Chris was voted the most annoying DJ in todays METRO newspaper.

1000 people were surveyed, said Chris. And I got 15% of the vote, which is 150 people. I have 6.5m listeners to my Radio 1 show. Nice one

Another story which caught Chris' eye was an article about Northern men being softies, as oppose to the traditional thinking.

This claim was based on hair product sales, cut to a guy outside supposedly a Northerner, being blown by a huge gust of wind - his hair stays the same because of the hair products! POINT PROVEN SOUTHERN SOFTIES!

After the break Chris spoke to a sculptor who was auctioning copies of celebrity body parts - including an Atomic Kitten's arse, and Micheal Greco's hand.

The show finished with Push The Pint

Audience
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(Yawn)

See ya folks