The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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Just a side note..... Dr Fox was on the news before Moyles talking about the Hearsay break-up I just wonder what his own show would be like. I think it would make Moyles look like a comic genius...

Swedish bird Victoria Sgbuiugfv was on the show (former playboy playmate of the year) and moyles spoke (dubbed over) to her in swedish about whether she was missing home etc. and she replied basically saying how great he was especially last night...

Tonight Moyles was feeling devastated because hearsay broke up. Tonights audience are consumer researchers and one bloke was apparantly off work becausea woman peed in his bed and also someone fancies him (dunno if the two are related). Random gossip about people we dont know or care about.

Through the Papers:
Daily Star - Census says more people over 60 now than under 16 - good for MD's love life.

The Sun - German bulldozers knock down Wembley. Bloke says he didnt want tomake a mistake - he was only knocking it down how can he make a mistake?. A young lad got an acorn stuck up his nose - laughs at photo of boy with acorn near nose. Truely sad news on Hearsay break-up..... no one cares
from kids they poll anyway not even Myleenes cousin. Dominic Moron on phone says they split because of abuse on the street (people power does work). Moron says they will be forgotten. Moyles blames us for breaking them up (I personally feel I can live with it). Moyles says hes gutted because no more pics of myleenes breasts. Does cost
break down of starting a group £1,150,000 costs got to sell 2.5m singlesto recoup this.

off the top of my head - Simon - Nearly ran over Catherine Zeta Jones's Granny, Some woman who met Frank Bruno, Gareth - pastry chef single for 6 months. Picture
of man with pegs on his face (record holder) best guesses were: freak, student and hello. Answer: Loser (simon won).

END OF PART

Talked to Victoria Wotsit about how attractive she was and how she is swedish (really deep like the woman herself). Plays inga in boat trip. She likes tanned blokes so moyles puts brown marks on his face. Moyles draws picture of her boyfriend from her description..... really crap picture.

Wolf Whistle Challenge - every wolf whistle she gets on balcony £100 to charity(£200 if woman whistles). Doesnt say how much she won.....

Meets the audience of consumer researchers but no real time....

Push the Pint - 1st audience, 2nd audience, 3rd audience.

I cant help feeling if this was on the radio I would like it but with TV youjust expect a bit more.... Having said that it is much improved and at this rate I hope by next week it will be more consistently humourous.

Sat and today are up