- Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:52 pm
#241937
1. Cassidy feat R. Kelly - Hotel, 2. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, 3. Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out, 4. Jay Sean feat Rishi Rich Project - Eyes On You, 5. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You, 6. The Killers - Mr Brightside 1:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Kelis - Trick Me, 8. Jaimeson - Complete, 9. Ash - Orpheus, 10. Usher feat Ludacris - Yeah, 11. Supergrass - Kiss Of Life, 12. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don't Wanna Know, 13. Jamelia - Thank You, 14. Muse - Sing For Absolution, 15. Baby D - Let Me Be Your Fantasy (Sporting Number One), 16. Christina Milian - Dip It Low, 17. Eminem - Without Me, 18. Snow Patrol - Chocolate 2:30 NEWSBEAT 19. N-Trance - Set You Free, 20. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 21. Deepest Blue - Is It A Sin, 22. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 23. Nelly Furtado - Try, 24. Natasha Bedingfield - Single
This was show number four of Dave and Chappers summer season, and without a doubt it was the funniest so far. Mainly because they had stories galore to tell from the last few days, most of which involved Dave in somewhat embarrassing situations. More on those later. First Dave dropped in on Vernon’s show for another attempt at his Head Jam (see previous Chappers and Dave reviews down the page for more on that). It was third time lucky for Vitty, who employed his memory voyage technique to get all eight answers correct and in the correct order. His challenge for next week is to set Vernon a little quiz of his own, which for Dave (a man of many crap quiz formats as we’ve found out through the years) should be no problem at all. Mark joined Dave at one o’clock as the show kicked off - both were completely knackered after a long old busy, enjoyable and eventful day at Epsom yesterday. They were enjoying the lovely Vodafone hospitality on the top of a big open top bus, with last weeks 3 And In winner Cassandra and her crew of fellow teachers, family and friends. Both Dave and Chappers really enjoyed themselves, as did producer Neil who had a head like a tomato afterwards. It’s fair to say he is pale skinned and susceptible to sunlight (cue the shouts of “move on!!” from the background). Dave thanked Liz, Cheryl and Mark for helping them out yesterday. Part of the whole deal was to have a top tipster on the bus, although Dave said they only ended up in getting a tipsy tipster in Mark. Neil and Dave backed two winners and Chappers just the one. Mark has backed Salford City in the derby at 4:20 today, while Dave has gone for the favourite Snow Ridge. After the hour and a half drive back from Epsom to London late yesterday afternoon, everyone poured (excuse the pun) into the local pub for a pint. Dave left early to go and meet Emma. Chappers told him that when he left the boozer, all the girls started talking about him (as you do behind someones back when they leave). Mark said there was one girl who found him unentertaining but beddable, and one who found him very entertaining but not beddable. Chappers was wondering which of those two categories Dave would most prefer to be in. He said he couldn’t say cos Emma was listening, but that almost certainly means it was the first one. Chappers also learned in the pub last night that you should never try and refer to a girl as “chunky”, it just doesn’t work. Not that he was trying to get it to work of course. He’s a happily married man an all that don’t forget.
There were very few technical difficulties again this week, only a couple of mix ups in communication and one news intro where you could’ve fit a bus through the gap between Dave’s cue and Chappers’ jingle. Interestingly there was no Record Of The Week this week, I’m not sure whether they just forgot to do it or whether they have permanently dropped it as a feature now. 3 And In was still on though, and was won this week by Martine, who’s won tickets to go see 50 Cent perform at Rockingham tomorrow. Chappers thought that the competition ran very smoothly and he now even thinks it’s better than The Vault with Melanie Sykes. Well it’s certainly easier to understand anyway. This weeks Sporting Number One was a corker too. It was Baby D and Let Me Be Your Fantasy from 1994 when Raith Rovers beat Celtic on penalties to win the Scottish Coca Cola Cup Final at Ibrox. It was picked by Raith fan Jurgen (he was Scottish, ignore the name) who said it’s the only trophy Raith have ever won in their history. As well as playing the record from Baby D, Chappers also played the commentary of Raith keeper Scott Thompson saving the decisive penalty from Paul McStay in shootout. Both Chappers and Dave had a case of the croaky throat when back announcing this weeks Sporting Number One. Dave blamed Chappers for passing it on to him...
Dave - It’s catching
Chappers - God we’re sounding great today
Dave - Aren’t we. Hello girls...
(Neil and Chappers laugh)
WAYNE ROONEY ON THE SHOW:
Two days ago Dave and Chappers headed up to Manchester one afternoon to interview Dave’s hero, Mr Wayne Rooney. Chappers said it was pretty sad to see a grown man of thirty getting so weak kneed over an eighteen year old lad, but Dave said it was understandable in this situation. He said he was genuinely star struck by meeting Wayne, thanking both him and his agent for being very nice and looking after both him and Mark. No Everton questions were allowed, it was all England stuff, but that didn’t mean the questions were any less sycophantic to be honest. Some of them were just bloody awful to tell the truth, with Chappers just as much of a culprit as Dave. Subjects discussed included Euro 96, Euro 2004 (*shock horror*), Thierry Henry, France, Usher (his choice of artist for motivational pre match music), EA Sports Euro 2004 game, sharing rooms on away trips and that Tiger Woods Golf game for the PS2. It’s probably best if you hear the interview for yourself, just click here (note: you’ll need a Real One player).
DAVE’S TOILET TROUBLE (IT’S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS):>>>>
After interviewing Wayne and stopping off for a couple of beers in Manchester, Chappers, Dave and producer Neil got back on board the Virgin train to London. Dave went for a pee after about 20 minutes of the journey (as you do) but little did he know at the time that he would return so embarrassed about what happened that he wouldn’t be able to share the story with anyone else until a couple of days later. He said it was more a word of advice than a funny story actually. Basically, Virgin trains have got new high fangled modern toilet systems, with open and close buttons and arching doors in the loos. Dave was there mid flow, doing his business and whistling away, when suddenly the door to his toilet was thrust open by a middle aged businessman in a suit. Dave had made the mistake of not hitting the “lock” button instead of the close one, and the button was now too far away from him for him to reach it. The design of the new toilets also meant he was directly facing the door, so therefore revealed himself to this businessman and the rest of the facing carriage opposite. Dave said the “situation was in hand” (as you were) and he wasn’t too keen to talk about his full frontal nudity being exposed in such a way at first. This very funny story crashed the text system as hundreds and hundreds of responses were sent in. One bloke said an old woman accidentally opened his toilet booth on a Virgin train the other week. She didn’t hide like this businessman did though, she stopped to say hello. Vitty said he was just pleased that the train wasn’t any busier than it was.
There was also another quality urine based story from yesterday’s trip to Epsom. High brow entertainment from the BBC don’t forget. There were no toilet facilities on the open top bus that took them back to London, so their tipster Chris decided to relieve himself over the top of the bus. He unzipped himself while still holding a glass of white wine in his hand, then as the bus suddenly jolted, the wine flew and hit Dave, who turned around to see Chris’s fly undone. He therefore presumed...(yep you’ve got it)...that Chris had just relieved himself all over him. Genius.
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 13>>>>
PASSWORD - “Benitez, Benitez, Benitez”
LOCATION - Outside the county hall in Taunton
CLUES - He was standing outside the county hall in a town sitauted roughly 50 miles from Bristol (where he was yesterday + last night) and the town is twinned with somewhere in Germany (although on the t’interweb it says it’s twinned with Lieux in Northern France). The Duke Of Monmouth was proclaimed king in this town in June 1685 and this place was the first town or city in the area to be permanently lit by electricity in 1885.
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - Eventually Dan arrived with the correct password and goes through to next Thursday’s airport final with Chris, where he could be joining all the breakfast team, Chappers, Spoony and the other hangers on from Radio 1 on that plane to Portugal. Chappers said no doubt half the marketing department will need to go just to put up a banner or summat. Earlier on people were driving straight past Aled and tooting without stopping. Aled interpreted that as meaning either one of two things - they didn’t know the password or that they fancied him (cue much hilarity from the assembled studio massive).
Chappers - Well don’t blow your own trumpet
Dave - Well if he could do that he’d never have to leave the house, d’ya know what I mean?
To help give the listeners some idea of who they were looking for, Dave asked Aled to describe what he was wearing. He said he had on blue jeans and a small black (Armani) t-shirt. No River Island for him then.
Chappers - A small black t-shirt?
Dave - What like a crop top?
(Chappers and Producer Neil laugh)
More here - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/wheresaled
NEWS TEASERS:>>>>
1. Which celebrity did Producer Neil play poker with this week?
A. Norman Pace
2. Which Radio 1 DJ famously while drunk once purchased a lifetimes supply of carpet shampoo despite living in a flat covered entirely in wooden floors?
A. Scott Mills (who else could it have been?)
NEXT WEEKS SHOW
Will be coming live from Radio 1’s big villa in Lisbon as Euro 2004 gets ready to kick off. There’s plenty of top guests <s>not yet</s> guaranteed, possibly including someone called Chris Moyles hanging around in the background? One thing Mark and Dave are launching though is a poster campaign that can only be referred to as shameless self publicity. In the same vein as Soccer AM’s Save Chip (Don’t Let Sarah Win!!!) campaign, Dave and Chappers have had posters put up of themselves online. They want you to print them out and take them to any Euro 2004 games you are attending this year - then hold them up of course!! It’ll never work but fair play to em for trying. You can see and print the poster out by clicking here.
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=144347#144347">> Chappers and Dave Show 5th June - HAVE YOUR SAY!! <</A>
1. Cassidy feat R. Kelly - Hotel, 2. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, 3. Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out, 4. Jay Sean feat Rishi Rich Project - Eyes On You, 5. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You, 6. The Killers - Mr Brightside 1:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Kelis - Trick Me, 8. Jaimeson - Complete, 9. Ash - Orpheus, 10. Usher feat Ludacris - Yeah, 11. Supergrass - Kiss Of Life, 12. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don't Wanna Know, 13. Jamelia - Thank You, 14. Muse - Sing For Absolution, 15. Baby D - Let Me Be Your Fantasy (Sporting Number One), 16. Christina Milian - Dip It Low, 17. Eminem - Without Me, 18. Snow Patrol - Chocolate 2:30 NEWSBEAT 19. N-Trance - Set You Free, 20. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 21. Deepest Blue - Is It A Sin, 22. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 23. Nelly Furtado - Try, 24. Natasha Bedingfield - Single
This was show number four of Dave and Chappers summer season, and without a doubt it was the funniest so far. Mainly because they had stories galore to tell from the last few days, most of which involved Dave in somewhat embarrassing situations. More on those later. First Dave dropped in on Vernon’s show for another attempt at his Head Jam (see previous Chappers and Dave reviews down the page for more on that). It was third time lucky for Vitty, who employed his memory voyage technique to get all eight answers correct and in the correct order. His challenge for next week is to set Vernon a little quiz of his own, which for Dave (a man of many crap quiz formats as we’ve found out through the years) should be no problem at all. Mark joined Dave at one o’clock as the show kicked off - both were completely knackered after a long old busy, enjoyable and eventful day at Epsom yesterday. They were enjoying the lovely Vodafone hospitality on the top of a big open top bus, with last weeks 3 And In winner Cassandra and her crew of fellow teachers, family and friends. Both Dave and Chappers really enjoyed themselves, as did producer Neil who had a head like a tomato afterwards. It’s fair to say he is pale skinned and susceptible to sunlight (cue the shouts of “move on!!” from the background). Dave thanked Liz, Cheryl and Mark for helping them out yesterday. Part of the whole deal was to have a top tipster on the bus, although Dave said they only ended up in getting a tipsy tipster in Mark. Neil and Dave backed two winners and Chappers just the one. Mark has backed Salford City in the derby at 4:20 today, while Dave has gone for the favourite Snow Ridge. After the hour and a half drive back from Epsom to London late yesterday afternoon, everyone poured (excuse the pun) into the local pub for a pint. Dave left early to go and meet Emma. Chappers told him that when he left the boozer, all the girls started talking about him (as you do behind someones back when they leave). Mark said there was one girl who found him unentertaining but beddable, and one who found him very entertaining but not beddable. Chappers was wondering which of those two categories Dave would most prefer to be in. He said he couldn’t say cos Emma was listening, but that almost certainly means it was the first one. Chappers also learned in the pub last night that you should never try and refer to a girl as “chunky”, it just doesn’t work. Not that he was trying to get it to work of course. He’s a happily married man an all that don’t forget.
There were very few technical difficulties again this week, only a couple of mix ups in communication and one news intro where you could’ve fit a bus through the gap between Dave’s cue and Chappers’ jingle. Interestingly there was no Record Of The Week this week, I’m not sure whether they just forgot to do it or whether they have permanently dropped it as a feature now. 3 And In was still on though, and was won this week by Martine, who’s won tickets to go see 50 Cent perform at Rockingham tomorrow. Chappers thought that the competition ran very smoothly and he now even thinks it’s better than The Vault with Melanie Sykes. Well it’s certainly easier to understand anyway. This weeks Sporting Number One was a corker too. It was Baby D and Let Me Be Your Fantasy from 1994 when Raith Rovers beat Celtic on penalties to win the Scottish Coca Cola Cup Final at Ibrox. It was picked by Raith fan Jurgen (he was Scottish, ignore the name) who said it’s the only trophy Raith have ever won in their history. As well as playing the record from Baby D, Chappers also played the commentary of Raith keeper Scott Thompson saving the decisive penalty from Paul McStay in shootout. Both Chappers and Dave had a case of the croaky throat when back announcing this weeks Sporting Number One. Dave blamed Chappers for passing it on to him...
Dave - It’s catching
Chappers - God we’re sounding great today
Dave - Aren’t we. Hello girls...
(Neil and Chappers laugh)
WAYNE ROONEY ON THE SHOW:
Two days ago Dave and Chappers headed up to Manchester one afternoon to interview Dave’s hero, Mr Wayne Rooney. Chappers said it was pretty sad to see a grown man of thirty getting so weak kneed over an eighteen year old lad, but Dave said it was understandable in this situation. He said he was genuinely star struck by meeting Wayne, thanking both him and his agent for being very nice and looking after both him and Mark. No Everton questions were allowed, it was all England stuff, but that didn’t mean the questions were any less sycophantic to be honest. Some of them were just bloody awful to tell the truth, with Chappers just as much of a culprit as Dave. Subjects discussed included Euro 96, Euro 2004 (*shock horror*), Thierry Henry, France, Usher (his choice of artist for motivational pre match music), EA Sports Euro 2004 game, sharing rooms on away trips and that Tiger Woods Golf game for the PS2. It’s probably best if you hear the interview for yourself, just click here (note: you’ll need a Real One player).
DAVE’S TOILET TROUBLE (IT’S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS):>>>>
After interviewing Wayne and stopping off for a couple of beers in Manchester, Chappers, Dave and producer Neil got back on board the Virgin train to London. Dave went for a pee after about 20 minutes of the journey (as you do) but little did he know at the time that he would return so embarrassed about what happened that he wouldn’t be able to share the story with anyone else until a couple of days later. He said it was more a word of advice than a funny story actually. Basically, Virgin trains have got new high fangled modern toilet systems, with open and close buttons and arching doors in the loos. Dave was there mid flow, doing his business and whistling away, when suddenly the door to his toilet was thrust open by a middle aged businessman in a suit. Dave had made the mistake of not hitting the “lock” button instead of the close one, and the button was now too far away from him for him to reach it. The design of the new toilets also meant he was directly facing the door, so therefore revealed himself to this businessman and the rest of the facing carriage opposite. Dave said the “situation was in hand” (as you were) and he wasn’t too keen to talk about his full frontal nudity being exposed in such a way at first. This very funny story crashed the text system as hundreds and hundreds of responses were sent in. One bloke said an old woman accidentally opened his toilet booth on a Virgin train the other week. She didn’t hide like this businessman did though, she stopped to say hello. Vitty said he was just pleased that the train wasn’t any busier than it was.
There was also another quality urine based story from yesterday’s trip to Epsom. High brow entertainment from the BBC don’t forget. There were no toilet facilities on the open top bus that took them back to London, so their tipster Chris decided to relieve himself over the top of the bus. He unzipped himself while still holding a glass of white wine in his hand, then as the bus suddenly jolted, the wine flew and hit Dave, who turned around to see Chris’s fly undone. He therefore presumed...(yep you’ve got it)...that Chris had just relieved himself all over him. Genius.
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 13>>>>
PASSWORD - “Benitez, Benitez, Benitez”
LOCATION - Outside the county hall in Taunton
CLUES - He was standing outside the county hall in a town sitauted roughly 50 miles from Bristol (where he was yesterday + last night) and the town is twinned with somewhere in Germany (although on the t’interweb it says it’s twinned with Lieux in Northern France). The Duke Of Monmouth was proclaimed king in this town in June 1685 and this place was the first town or city in the area to be permanently lit by electricity in 1885.
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - Eventually Dan arrived with the correct password and goes through to next Thursday’s airport final with Chris, where he could be joining all the breakfast team, Chappers, Spoony and the other hangers on from Radio 1 on that plane to Portugal. Chappers said no doubt half the marketing department will need to go just to put up a banner or summat. Earlier on people were driving straight past Aled and tooting without stopping. Aled interpreted that as meaning either one of two things - they didn’t know the password or that they fancied him (cue much hilarity from the assembled studio massive).
Chappers - Well don’t blow your own trumpet
Dave - Well if he could do that he’d never have to leave the house, d’ya know what I mean?
To help give the listeners some idea of who they were looking for, Dave asked Aled to describe what he was wearing. He said he had on blue jeans and a small black (Armani) t-shirt. No River Island for him then.
Chappers - A small black t-shirt?
Dave - What like a crop top?
(Chappers and Producer Neil laugh)
More here - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/wheresaled
NEWS TEASERS:>>>>
1. Which celebrity did Producer Neil play poker with this week?
A. Norman Pace
2. Which Radio 1 DJ famously while drunk once purchased a lifetimes supply of carpet shampoo despite living in a flat covered entirely in wooden floors?
A. Scott Mills (who else could it have been?)
NEXT WEEKS SHOW
Will be coming live from Radio 1’s big villa in Lisbon as Euro 2004 gets ready to kick off. There’s plenty of top guests <s>not yet</s> guaranteed, possibly including someone called Chris Moyles hanging around in the background? One thing Mark and Dave are launching though is a poster campaign that can only be referred to as shameless self publicity. In the same vein as Soccer AM’s Save Chip (Don’t Let Sarah Win!!!) campaign, Dave and Chappers have had posters put up of themselves online. They want you to print them out and take them to any Euro 2004 games you are attending this year - then hold them up of course!! It’ll never work but fair play to em for trying. You can see and print the poster out by clicking here.
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=144347#144347">> Chappers and Dave Show 5th June - HAVE YOUR SAY!! <</A>