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- Tue May 25, 2004 9:42 am
#241927
1. The Streets - Fit But You Know It 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl, 3. Sugababes - Round Round, 4. Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out, 5. BUZZ OFF - Supergrass - Going Out, 6. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Kelis - Trick Me, 8. Room 5 feat Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv, 9. The Farm - Altogether Now (Euro 2004 Mix), 10. Jamelia - Superstar 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight), 12. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 13. Ash - Orpheus 8:30 NEWSBEAT 14. Shakedown - At Night, 15. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don’t Wanna Know, 16. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy, 17. The Rasmus - In The Shadows, 18. Sinead O’Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U (Tedious Link), 19. Pink - God Is A DJ, 20. The Streets - Fit But You Know It, 21. Keane - Everybody’s Changing, 22. Avril Lavigne - Don’t Tell Me, 23. Jay-Z - 99 Problems 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 25. The 411 feat Ghostface Killah - On My Knees, 26. Natasha Bedingfield - Single
I don’t like to be seen to arse lick the show but it has to be said that it was brilliant again this morning. Total bilge but at the same time genius. Chris thanked Wes for Early Breakfast and said he’s really enjoying his show at the moment...apart from that ropey production and awful backtiming of course. Chris and Dave were both in good moods today, uplifted even more by the first half hour of good music they were playing - Beastie Boys, Supergrass, The Darkness, The Streets (ok well not all good) and Jet. Chris has tickets to go see Jet play at Brixton Academy tomorrow night but only knows one of their songs so is wondering if he should go or not. For the first time since Chris started on Breakfast nearly five months back, there was a “double play” today. Well, if your excluding the time when Give It Away by Deepest Blue was played twice in 20 mins after a technical * up. A “double play”essentially means the same record was played twice in one show. It just sums up our luck that it had to be Fit But You Know It by The Streets (played at 6:55 and 9:15). One sharp-eared texter pointed this out, but Chris told them to get a life. Fair enough. I’m just hoping this isn’t the start of higher playlist rotation though - I mean how much more R Kelly, Mario Winans and Rasmus can we take in one day? Buzz Off was a top selection by Mr Moyles today, who opted for the March 96 number 5 hit Going Out by Supergrass. Dom was first to buzz on 3:04, Dave next on 3:58, Rach third on 4:00 and the listeners last on 4:03. The Buzz Off - Buzz On text percentages today were almost balanced, with 50.29% just going to Buzz Off the tune in the fade. 2600 texts came in in total. While Chris was preparing for Buzz Off, he accused Rachel of surfing for porn on the studio computer. Dave said that “Big Willie Style” certainly wasn’t a Will Smith fan site, that’s for sure. Rach told Chris not to embarrass her as her mum would be listening.
Chris - Text message comes in, (reads) “Colin Murray says that Spoony has got a large penis. Is this true Chris?”....HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW FOR GODS SAKE!!!
Dave said that Colin apparently got a right shock in the Soccer Six showers on Sunday. It turns out that Spoony’s not as much of a tea spoon as once thought. Chris questioned whether or not Spoony has actually done anything to The Farm’s Altogether Now in his “Euro 2004 Remix”. To me it just seems like it’s the original with a few commentary clips chucked in to justify the re-release. Chris played it for the first time on his show at around quarter to eight today. With Aled away on his UK tour, Chris and him have been communicating by their video mobiles. Chris and Rach decided that it would be a good plan to phone Aled at 6am this morning, when he was still in bed in his hotel room. What they didn’t realise at the time of the conversation though was that Aled was actually still naked. He said something along the lines of “Chris and Rach in my bed when I’m naked - a sight I never thought I’d see”. It so easily could have been taken the wrong way (pardon the expression). Chris said their phones were 3G phones, which Dave said probably stood for “gigawatts”. Hundreds of texts came in saying that it actually stands for third generation. Dave said that technology confuses him sometimes and in all honesty he admitted that he’s a bit of a luddite (cue laughter from Rachel). Chris’s phone was previously Aled’s, so he was quite interested to look through some of the messages on there. He didn’t read them out, but showed them to the team. There were collective gasps in the studio. Chris only did it cos Aled had gone off the line from Newcastle, and he knew he could get away with it cos he wasn’t there. He linked it into Jay-Z’s 99 Problems, make of that what you will. Chris said he wants Dale Winton to record a cover of that song. Sounds like a good idea for a Culshaw parody, but I suppose he’s too important for that now.
Chris revealed to the team that he’s having some serious problems at the moment. Before you get sympathetic and assume it’s something deeply personal, it’s not. It‘s just the signal on his Sky playing up. It’s weak, meaning that he missed both Dead Ringers and Murphy’s Law last night. Plus his usual interactive greyhound racing of course. Chris has been put under serious pressure by his girlfriend Sophie, who is demanding that he gets it fixed in time for Big Brother and the last ever Friends on Friday. Dave said that he too has been having problems with his telly recently...or so he thought. He couldn’t change the channel on his cable for a week as his remote control refused to work, despite him pressing the buttons even harder and crouching right in front of the screen. The problem (yep you’ve got it) - the batteries had run out. It took Dave a week to realise that. I repeat - it took Dave a week to realise that. Dave broke down into his pig squeal laughs as he told the story.
FOOTBALL STICKER BOOK FUN ON RADIO ONE:
The vast majority of the show today was dedicated to Panini’s new Euro 2004 sticker books, which have been sent into the show with two boxes full of stickers - probably over 250 packets in total. All the team (except Aled who’s away) have their own individual sticker books, and are in competition to complete them. Dave got out a black marker and wrote “Dave’s book” on the front of his. Chris said he really was a very sad man. Rach called them all a bunch of kids but was still happily joining in the sticker fun. Dom was a little peeved that he was getting no players he knew and said that there was a Bulgarian in every pack guaranteed. Sticker master Moyles was chuffed that he’d got an English player - Glen Johnson (who’s not even in the squad for Portugal). He’d also got half the Spanish team, Philip Cocu, Van Nistelrooy and a Croat called Jerko Leco. Jules had Nicky Butt and offered to swap it for a Van Nistelrooy or a Cocu.
Jules - You can have my butt
Chris - No thanks, cheers
...and cue the Cocu Butt gag. Chris was feeling generous so opened up the lines for listeners sticker dilemmas. Dave called it the sticker surgery. Lynne came on on behalf of her son Bradley, who was at school. He just needs stickers 332, 48 and 49 to complete the book. Chris opened three packets on the air but couldn’t find any of them for Lynne. Lisa also came on air on behalf of her boyfriend, asking for stickers 197, 34 and 217. Chris just liked the idea of Jocelyn (she’s the new daytime BA for the show...Aled’s bitch) sending out individual stickers to callers in envelopes all day long.
Dave (in camp voice impersonating phone operative) - Hello Radio One sticker help line, who’ve you got and who d’ya need? (Chris laughs)
Dave said it was taking him ages to stick his stickers in cos he has to find the right team and then the right player in a book written in a variety of different European languages. Chris had to kindly point out to him that each sticker had a number on the back. Dave said that certainly speeded up the whole sticker sticking process...pillock.
LAST NIGHT’S CORRIE:>>>
There was quite a lot of chat about last night’s brilliant triple bill of Corrie on this morning’s show. I’m not a soap fan by any stretch of the imagination but Corrie is clearly the best by far (although where I’m from makes me slightly biased). I saw all three episodes last night, like Dave, who was forced to watch them by his wife Emma. He is a big fan now but still claims that Corrie was simply thrust upon him. Whatever. Corrie fan Rach was out last night and Chris missed it too, but Juliette and Dom saw them all. The highlight was a dressing gowned Gail fighting it out with Eileen in the middle of the street. Chris played the audio of the fight, which he said reminded him of being oop north again. Gail is Sarah’s mum and Eileen’s is Todd’s. The basic storyline is as follows - Todd has got his fiancée Sarah pregnant, but has now realised that he’s definitely gay and has come out. She’s now gonna be a single mum with two kids to two different fathers at the age of 17...classy. Dave thought the moment of the night was when Todd’s brother Jason and a work colleague arrived at the scene of the Gail - Eileen fight on the cobbles, dressed in full builders gear and hard hats. Gail’s immortal line was “Oh, here come the rest of the Village People”, which everyone found very funny.
THE DJ DINNER, THE MOYLES MILE AND JOANNA TAYLOR’S NORKS:
It’s DJ Dinner night again for the Radio 1 staff tonight and they are going to an as yet unnamed location, being picked up by coach at 6pm. Chris was wondering where they could be going, but prayed that the texts were wrong when they suggested that it might be Hell’s Kitchen. I think his exact words were “We better bloody not be”. He got paranoid at first but then said to himself that he couldn’t see Andy Parsnip sitting there discussing the latest RAJAR figures while Angus Deayton is loitering around in the background looking for interviews. Chris actually watched Hell’s Kitchen last night. He said he really enjoyed it, apart from Angus whom he thought looked uncomfortable. Jo Whiley chatted about the possibility of going there at the ten o’clock hand over, revealing that she has already been invited anyway. Chris said Dave has too, but he’s not. Jo said she’d go there with Dave tomorrow night then in that case. Dave said “pick you up at 8 - love you Jo”, which got Chris agitated. As you may have gathered, the team had absolutely no material for this morning’s show, so Chris therefore wasted an entire link by flicking through today’s Daily Star. He said it was all shocking from start to finish. First he had a special mention for new page 3 girl Molly, 22 from Durham. Next he read out stories about his mate Paddy Kielty landing an £8 million TV deal with ABC in America, 80’s CD’s refusing to play on CD players anymore, ex Corrie bird Jane Danson with her arse out and his and Dave’s “old friend” Billie Piper landing a role as Rose Tyler in the BBC’s new series of Doctor Who. They both went to her 16th birthday party and both carried out her first ever interview (back in 98/99). I presume they fell out after Live With Chris Moyles, as Billie’s hubby Chris Evans hasn’t talked to Moyles since. Chris said Billie is a petite girl but has huge hands like a man.
Chris - She’s only small but she’s got hands like a goalkeeper
(Dave and Dom laugh)
After flicking through to page 20 of the Star, Chris came across topless pics of Joanna Taylor (so to speak). Joanna is his mate and had been talking to him ages ago about a steamy shower scene she was having to film with Dean Kane for her new movie. Dean Kane for anybody who doesn’t know was Superman in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Chris first spotted the topless shots from the film at quarter to six in the morning. He said he’d always wanted to see them at that time of the day, but not quite in that situation. As a friend he didn’t want to look at them, but as a red blooded heterosexual male it was compulsory that he did. Dom had a good gawp too and seemed to be impressed by what he saw.
Chris - Hey she’s not just a pair of breasts!! She’s a woman too - she’s got feelings and imagination and...
Dave (interrupts) - Loverly knockers
Chris was trying to drum up more support for The Moyles Mile at Roundhay Park in Leeds, which he’s running at 1pm on Saturday 10th July in aid of Sport Relief. To take part you need to get a free registration pack via http://www.sportrelief.com/. Chris recalled the gigs he watched at Roundhay Park when he was a kid - he saw Madonna, Genesis, Paul Young and Michael Jackson play there. Chris said he bootlegged the Jackson gig (from his Bad tour), recording it illegally with his little walkman recorder disguised as a sandwich filling in cling film. Unfortunately, Chris forgot to remove the cling film from in between the bread and got a muffled recording as a result. Dave found this hilarious:
Dave - You had a recording system disguised as a sandwich?!!
Chris - Yes (everybody laughs)
Jules, Dave and Rach are all running the mile for Sport Relief, but Chris’s invitation to his dad to run has been kindly turned down. The reason - he was having a heart bypass operation this morning and needs to rest for three months afterwards. Chris said it sounds horrific but he’s been assured it’s not. He at first wished his dad good luck, but then realised he should be wishing the surgeons and their big salad tongs more luck.
NEW JINGLE:>>>>”Since we started in the mornings, we’ve had a lot of fun,
Increased the listening figures, made Peter Andre number one,
So next we’ll go to Portugal and eat up all the pies,
The only thing that’s left to do is win a Nobel Peace Prize,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 2>>>>
(Aled and today’s winner Mark)
PASSWORD - “Ole, Ole, Ole...can I win today?”
LOCATION - The Millennium Bridge on The River Tyne in Newcastle
CLUES - In an English city (again) with a biscuit factory that doesn’t make any biscuits, standing on a bridge over a river
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - It was like pulling teeth today but 27 year old Mark Summers finally won at the second time of asking. Before that both Ian and Phil screwed up the password. Chris told Phil not to swear and get him fired but he proceeded anyway by replying “shit” when Chris asked for the password.
Dave - That wasn’t the password we were after
Chris repeatedly apologised and said Phil wasn’t a bad person, it was just down to nerves and panic. Texts came in saying it was funny and they told Chris that he didn’t need to say sorry. He said he did cos he wants to keep his job. He said that if the word Phil used had been the password though, he would have won.
Dave - Yep, but it’s not the one we had on our sheet though
Chris - No
Dave - I said “sheet” then..(Chris laughs)...good morning Ofcom
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
JAMIE a cabaret performer from Torquay 2
MATTHEW a fireman from Bradford 1
Daves Tedious Link
Manic Street Preachers Everything Must Go - “Everything Must Go” is a sign you might see in a shop - A shop is where you’d go if you wanted to buy stuff - If you add “ing” to the end of stuff you get stuffing, which often consists of sage and onion - The plural of onion is onions, which are popular with the French - The French are also famous for wearing berets - When you think of the word “beret” in the context of mid-80’s Prince records, you think of Raspberry Beret by Prince - Prince of a different type are what you might do with a potato - Potato is one of the few words in the English language which contains two O’s, another one of course being beetroot - Beetroot juice stains really badly - Badly Drawn Boy has a beard, as does Bryan McFadden, who sadly lost out in the final of the Soccer Sixes on penalties - and Bryan McFadden is famously Irish and in that respect shares something in common with Sinead O’Connor - Which links us to Sinead O’Connor and Nothing Compares 2 U
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I don’t like to be seen to arse lick the show but it has to be said that it was brilliant again this morning. Total bilge but at the same time genius. Chris thanked Wes for Early Breakfast and said he’s really enjoying his show at the moment...apart from that ropey production and awful backtiming of course. Chris and Dave were both in good moods today, uplifted even more by the first half hour of good music they were playing - Beastie Boys, Supergrass, The Darkness, The Streets (ok well not all good) and Jet. Chris has tickets to go see Jet play at Brixton Academy tomorrow night but only knows one of their songs so is wondering if he should go or not. For the first time since Chris started on Breakfast nearly five months back, there was a “double play” today. Well, if your excluding the time when Give It Away by Deepest Blue was played twice in 20 mins after a technical * up. A “double play”essentially means the same record was played twice in one show. It just sums up our luck that it had to be Fit But You Know It by The Streets (played at 6:55 and 9:15). One sharp-eared texter pointed this out, but Chris told them to get a life. Fair enough. I’m just hoping this isn’t the start of higher playlist rotation though - I mean how much more R Kelly, Mario Winans and Rasmus can we take in one day? Buzz Off was a top selection by Mr Moyles today, who opted for the March 96 number 5 hit Going Out by Supergrass. Dom was first to buzz on 3:04, Dave next on 3:58, Rach third on 4:00 and the listeners last on 4:03. The Buzz Off - Buzz On text percentages today were almost balanced, with 50.29% just going to Buzz Off the tune in the fade. 2600 texts came in in total. While Chris was preparing for Buzz Off, he accused Rachel of surfing for porn on the studio computer. Dave said that “Big Willie Style” certainly wasn’t a Will Smith fan site, that’s for sure. Rach told Chris not to embarrass her as her mum would be listening.
Chris - Text message comes in, (reads) “Colin Murray says that Spoony has got a large penis. Is this true Chris?”....HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW FOR GODS SAKE!!!
Dave said that Colin apparently got a right shock in the Soccer Six showers on Sunday. It turns out that Spoony’s not as much of a tea spoon as once thought. Chris questioned whether or not Spoony has actually done anything to The Farm’s Altogether Now in his “Euro 2004 Remix”. To me it just seems like it’s the original with a few commentary clips chucked in to justify the re-release. Chris played it for the first time on his show at around quarter to eight today. With Aled away on his UK tour, Chris and him have been communicating by their video mobiles. Chris and Rach decided that it would be a good plan to phone Aled at 6am this morning, when he was still in bed in his hotel room. What they didn’t realise at the time of the conversation though was that Aled was actually still naked. He said something along the lines of “Chris and Rach in my bed when I’m naked - a sight I never thought I’d see”. It so easily could have been taken the wrong way (pardon the expression). Chris said their phones were 3G phones, which Dave said probably stood for “gigawatts”. Hundreds of texts came in saying that it actually stands for third generation. Dave said that technology confuses him sometimes and in all honesty he admitted that he’s a bit of a luddite (cue laughter from Rachel). Chris’s phone was previously Aled’s, so he was quite interested to look through some of the messages on there. He didn’t read them out, but showed them to the team. There were collective gasps in the studio. Chris only did it cos Aled had gone off the line from Newcastle, and he knew he could get away with it cos he wasn’t there. He linked it into Jay-Z’s 99 Problems, make of that what you will. Chris said he wants Dale Winton to record a cover of that song. Sounds like a good idea for a Culshaw parody, but I suppose he’s too important for that now.
Chris revealed to the team that he’s having some serious problems at the moment. Before you get sympathetic and assume it’s something deeply personal, it’s not. It‘s just the signal on his Sky playing up. It’s weak, meaning that he missed both Dead Ringers and Murphy’s Law last night. Plus his usual interactive greyhound racing of course. Chris has been put under serious pressure by his girlfriend Sophie, who is demanding that he gets it fixed in time for Big Brother and the last ever Friends on Friday. Dave said that he too has been having problems with his telly recently...or so he thought. He couldn’t change the channel on his cable for a week as his remote control refused to work, despite him pressing the buttons even harder and crouching right in front of the screen. The problem (yep you’ve got it) - the batteries had run out. It took Dave a week to realise that. I repeat - it took Dave a week to realise that. Dave broke down into his pig squeal laughs as he told the story.
FOOTBALL STICKER BOOK FUN ON RADIO ONE:
The vast majority of the show today was dedicated to Panini’s new Euro 2004 sticker books, which have been sent into the show with two boxes full of stickers - probably over 250 packets in total. All the team (except Aled who’s away) have their own individual sticker books, and are in competition to complete them. Dave got out a black marker and wrote “Dave’s book” on the front of his. Chris said he really was a very sad man. Rach called them all a bunch of kids but was still happily joining in the sticker fun. Dom was a little peeved that he was getting no players he knew and said that there was a Bulgarian in every pack guaranteed. Sticker master Moyles was chuffed that he’d got an English player - Glen Johnson (who’s not even in the squad for Portugal). He’d also got half the Spanish team, Philip Cocu, Van Nistelrooy and a Croat called Jerko Leco. Jules had Nicky Butt and offered to swap it for a Van Nistelrooy or a Cocu.
Jules - You can have my butt
Chris - No thanks, cheers
...and cue the Cocu Butt gag. Chris was feeling generous so opened up the lines for listeners sticker dilemmas. Dave called it the sticker surgery. Lynne came on on behalf of her son Bradley, who was at school. He just needs stickers 332, 48 and 49 to complete the book. Chris opened three packets on the air but couldn’t find any of them for Lynne. Lisa also came on air on behalf of her boyfriend, asking for stickers 197, 34 and 217. Chris just liked the idea of Jocelyn (she’s the new daytime BA for the show...Aled’s bitch) sending out individual stickers to callers in envelopes all day long.
Dave (in camp voice impersonating phone operative) - Hello Radio One sticker help line, who’ve you got and who d’ya need? (Chris laughs)
Dave said it was taking him ages to stick his stickers in cos he has to find the right team and then the right player in a book written in a variety of different European languages. Chris had to kindly point out to him that each sticker had a number on the back. Dave said that certainly speeded up the whole sticker sticking process...pillock.
LAST NIGHT’S CORRIE:>>>
There was quite a lot of chat about last night’s brilliant triple bill of Corrie on this morning’s show. I’m not a soap fan by any stretch of the imagination but Corrie is clearly the best by far (although where I’m from makes me slightly biased). I saw all three episodes last night, like Dave, who was forced to watch them by his wife Emma. He is a big fan now but still claims that Corrie was simply thrust upon him. Whatever. Corrie fan Rach was out last night and Chris missed it too, but Juliette and Dom saw them all. The highlight was a dressing gowned Gail fighting it out with Eileen in the middle of the street. Chris played the audio of the fight, which he said reminded him of being oop north again. Gail is Sarah’s mum and Eileen’s is Todd’s. The basic storyline is as follows - Todd has got his fiancée Sarah pregnant, but has now realised that he’s definitely gay and has come out. She’s now gonna be a single mum with two kids to two different fathers at the age of 17...classy. Dave thought the moment of the night was when Todd’s brother Jason and a work colleague arrived at the scene of the Gail - Eileen fight on the cobbles, dressed in full builders gear and hard hats. Gail’s immortal line was “Oh, here come the rest of the Village People”, which everyone found very funny.
THE DJ DINNER, THE MOYLES MILE AND JOANNA TAYLOR’S NORKS:
It’s DJ Dinner night again for the Radio 1 staff tonight and they are going to an as yet unnamed location, being picked up by coach at 6pm. Chris was wondering where they could be going, but prayed that the texts were wrong when they suggested that it might be Hell’s Kitchen. I think his exact words were “We better bloody not be”. He got paranoid at first but then said to himself that he couldn’t see Andy Parsnip sitting there discussing the latest RAJAR figures while Angus Deayton is loitering around in the background looking for interviews. Chris actually watched Hell’s Kitchen last night. He said he really enjoyed it, apart from Angus whom he thought looked uncomfortable. Jo Whiley chatted about the possibility of going there at the ten o’clock hand over, revealing that she has already been invited anyway. Chris said Dave has too, but he’s not. Jo said she’d go there with Dave tomorrow night then in that case. Dave said “pick you up at 8 - love you Jo”, which got Chris agitated. As you may have gathered, the team had absolutely no material for this morning’s show, so Chris therefore wasted an entire link by flicking through today’s Daily Star. He said it was all shocking from start to finish. First he had a special mention for new page 3 girl Molly, 22 from Durham. Next he read out stories about his mate Paddy Kielty landing an £8 million TV deal with ABC in America, 80’s CD’s refusing to play on CD players anymore, ex Corrie bird Jane Danson with her arse out and his and Dave’s “old friend” Billie Piper landing a role as Rose Tyler in the BBC’s new series of Doctor Who. They both went to her 16th birthday party and both carried out her first ever interview (back in 98/99). I presume they fell out after Live With Chris Moyles, as Billie’s hubby Chris Evans hasn’t talked to Moyles since. Chris said Billie is a petite girl but has huge hands like a man.
Chris - She’s only small but she’s got hands like a goalkeeper
(Dave and Dom laugh)
After flicking through to page 20 of the Star, Chris came across topless pics of Joanna Taylor (so to speak). Joanna is his mate and had been talking to him ages ago about a steamy shower scene she was having to film with Dean Kane for her new movie. Dean Kane for anybody who doesn’t know was Superman in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Chris first spotted the topless shots from the film at quarter to six in the morning. He said he’d always wanted to see them at that time of the day, but not quite in that situation. As a friend he didn’t want to look at them, but as a red blooded heterosexual male it was compulsory that he did. Dom had a good gawp too and seemed to be impressed by what he saw.
Chris - Hey she’s not just a pair of breasts!! She’s a woman too - she’s got feelings and imagination and...
Dave (interrupts) - Loverly knockers
Chris was trying to drum up more support for The Moyles Mile at Roundhay Park in Leeds, which he’s running at 1pm on Saturday 10th July in aid of Sport Relief. To take part you need to get a free registration pack via http://www.sportrelief.com/. Chris recalled the gigs he watched at Roundhay Park when he was a kid - he saw Madonna, Genesis, Paul Young and Michael Jackson play there. Chris said he bootlegged the Jackson gig (from his Bad tour), recording it illegally with his little walkman recorder disguised as a sandwich filling in cling film. Unfortunately, Chris forgot to remove the cling film from in between the bread and got a muffled recording as a result. Dave found this hilarious:
Dave - You had a recording system disguised as a sandwich?!!
Chris - Yes (everybody laughs)
Jules, Dave and Rach are all running the mile for Sport Relief, but Chris’s invitation to his dad to run has been kindly turned down. The reason - he was having a heart bypass operation this morning and needs to rest for three months afterwards. Chris said it sounds horrific but he’s been assured it’s not. He at first wished his dad good luck, but then realised he should be wishing the surgeons and their big salad tongs more luck.
NEW JINGLE:>>>>”Since we started in the mornings, we’ve had a lot of fun,
Increased the listening figures, made Peter Andre number one,
So next we’ll go to Portugal and eat up all the pies,
The only thing that’s left to do is win a Nobel Peace Prize,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 2>>>>
(Aled and today’s winner Mark)
PASSWORD - “Ole, Ole, Ole...can I win today?”
LOCATION - The Millennium Bridge on The River Tyne in Newcastle
CLUES - In an English city (again) with a biscuit factory that doesn’t make any biscuits, standing on a bridge over a river
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - It was like pulling teeth today but 27 year old Mark Summers finally won at the second time of asking. Before that both Ian and Phil screwed up the password. Chris told Phil not to swear and get him fired but he proceeded anyway by replying “shit” when Chris asked for the password.
Dave - That wasn’t the password we were after
Chris repeatedly apologised and said Phil wasn’t a bad person, it was just down to nerves and panic. Texts came in saying it was funny and they told Chris that he didn’t need to say sorry. He said he did cos he wants to keep his job. He said that if the word Phil used had been the password though, he would have won.
Dave - Yep, but it’s not the one we had on our sheet though
Chris - No
Dave - I said “sheet” then..(Chris laughs)...good morning Ofcom
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
JAMIE a cabaret performer from Torquay 2
MATTHEW a fireman from Bradford 1
Daves Tedious Link
Manic Street Preachers Everything Must Go - “Everything Must Go” is a sign you might see in a shop - A shop is where you’d go if you wanted to buy stuff - If you add “ing” to the end of stuff you get stuffing, which often consists of sage and onion - The plural of onion is onions, which are popular with the French - The French are also famous for wearing berets - When you think of the word “beret” in the context of mid-80’s Prince records, you think of Raspberry Beret by Prince - Prince of a different type are what you might do with a potato - Potato is one of the few words in the English language which contains two O’s, another one of course being beetroot - Beetroot juice stains really badly - Badly Drawn Boy has a beard, as does Bryan McFadden, who sadly lost out in the final of the Soccer Sixes on penalties - and Bryan McFadden is famously Irish and in that respect shares something in common with Sinead O’Connor - Which links us to Sinead O’Connor and Nothing Compares 2 U
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