chrismoyles.net
- Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:31 pm
#241808
1. Outkast - Hey Ya, 2. J-Lo - Jenny From The Block, 3. Blink 182 - Feeling This, 4. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 5. The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button 3:30 NEWS 6. Kylie Minogue - Slow, 7. Dizzee Rascal - Jus a Rascal, 8. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 9. Javine - Surrender (Your Love), 10. Linus Loves feat Sam Obernik - Stand Back, 11. Cam’ron - Oh Boy, 12. Puddle Of Mudd - Away From Me, 13. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On, 14. Mis-teeq - Style 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 15. Basement Jaxx - Where’s Your Head At, 16. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 17. Christina Aguilera - The Voice Within, 18. Eminem - Without Me 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch, 20. Destiny’s Child - Survivor, 21. Muse - Hysteria, 22. Sean Paul - Like Glue, 23. Felix - Don’t You Want Me (Tedious Link), 24. Mark Ronson feat Ghostface & Nate Dogg - Ooh Wee, 25. Pink - Trouble
Chris wasn’t feeling good today. He said he had a really sore throat. Dave said it was from all the fags he had been smoking. Chris said that that was unfair as he’d only had 20 before today’s show. Aled offered to give Chris a hug to make him feel better. Strangely enough Chris perked up straight away. Dave and Emma stayed in last night. Chris and Sophie ate fish and chips from the chippy up the road. While they were queuing, they were allowed to take free complimentary squares crisps from baskets hanging from the walls. Chris said he had never seen that before. Chris advised Dave that if he ever goes to the same chippy, never order large chips. He said ‘Put it this way, even I went...I’ll never eat them.....I did though, but you know’. He said that he didn’t really and he couldn’t even fit them all on to his plate. Chris said he had 4 chip butties on white bread. Well actually one fish butty, one chip butty, one fish & chip butty - and one spare one to wipe the sauce off his plate. He really does live the celebrity lifestyle tothe max. Despite all the chat about last nights food and the fact that he had bangers and mash for his dinner today, Chris said he was dying for a curry (A lot of Weightwatchers points surely - Rachel would be fuming if she was in the country). Chris said Sophie doesn’t like Indian food and the other night Chris walked past his local Indian shouting ‘I haven’t forgotten you’ through the window. Dave brought up the whole Chris-Indian-Christmas Card story again.
Chris was thinking about exploiting his deep voice today by recording personalised voiceovers and answer-phone messages for listeners, at a cost of just £1. Dave thought it was a genius idea and Chris said they could do it through DVM (Dave Vitty Management). Dave said he takes 35% of all clients earnings however. Chris said that was probably why he didn’t have any clients anymore. Dave took dispute to that and said he still had Lizzie, although admittedly ‘she is going through a bit of a drought at the moment’. Chris watched Wifeswap - What Happened Next on Channel 4 last night. It showed what had happened to old first series Wifeswap couples such as the legendary Dawn and Barry, of whom Chris did some great impressions. He said it showed what a disappointment Celebrity Wifeswap was. Chris thinks for a real Celebrity Wifeswap you need egotistical, short-tempered, bitter and twisted, narky contestants. He added ‘So If you want to contact my agent, I am available’. Chris played Rachel Stevens and said he was amazed that she won Best British Female at the National Music Awards the other night off the back of just one single. He said the awards were a pointless, crap farce anyway and that the best bit of the show was Culshaw impersonating Ozzy Osbourne. It really must have been bad then.
Chris couldn’t get hold of Paddy O’Connell from Celebdaq in the first link after half 3. It was announced yesterday that Paddy’s other BBC 3 show Liquid News is to be axed in April and Chris said he was probably drowning his sorrows in the pub. Chris did an impression of him that sounded like a camp Terry Wogan. Chris said he was surprised that BBC 3 was dumping Liquid News and keeping Celebdaq, as he had £20 on it being the other way round. When Chris did get hold of Paddy after the next record it turned out Paddy had actually gone to the pub - but it was last Friday night after his show for a drink with Chris. Dave and Aled didn’t know about this but Chris said Paddy had been eager to ‘get a few shorts down’. Surprisingly it turns out Paddy is actually a bitter man and was drinking London Pride.
Chris - ‘Was I charming company?’
Paddy - ‘You were actually. I was terribly surprised’.(Dave laughed)
After the usual 15 minute Celebdaq link, Chris’s portfolio ended up looking like this - Kylie, Britney, Beckham, Jessie Wallace, 50 Cent, Prince Charles, Michael Jackson and Comedy Dave. Paddy said Prince Charles is the weeks leading incher and has blown everyone else out of the water. He recommended buying Britney although Chris said she went down in his estimation when she was at Radio 1 the other week. He said she walked past the studio without saying hello. Dave said ‘It was like she didn’t recognise us’. Chris said he would have banged her beforehand but now he won’t even look at her twice. 50 Cent is in the papers because apparently he is after a new brainier girlfriend and not just some bimbo. Dave recommended Carol Vorderman. Chris said she was vintage bintage. Chris said he’d see Paddy in the pub tonight. Paddy asked which one but Chris wouldn’t obviously say on air.
Chris played Surrender by Javine and said her songs wouldn’t be as good if they were sung in a Yorkshire accent. Chris said she had a great voice (in case she was listening and he could get a snog). Chris revealed it’s the Radio 1 Christmas party next Tuesday and that inevitably brought up Xmas Lights and Inverness chat. Chris saw 2 Xmas Lights switch-ons on TV last night. Bobby Robson was switching on the Newcastle Lights. The only problem was they were behind him and when he switched them on he couldn’t see them so asked if he had done it, while everyone was cheering loudly. In London The Regent Street Lights were being switched on by Daniel Bedingfield. They didn’t switch on until after a 20 minute delay and even then it was at the fourth time of asking, all due to a big technical * up. Bedingfield (as he did in Leicester) came up with the goods by freestyling to the crowd while they waited. Chris said the team were going to have to learn the lyrics to Gotta Get Thru This in case something goes wrong in Inverness. Aled said that after the show in Inverness the team will be riding round on an open top bus in their kilts. Suddenly Chris was rethinking his plan to go commando under his kilt. Aled said Rachel had more details about Inverness. Chris said that was not much help though as she’s in New York. In fact while she has been in New York, Rachel managed to blag her way on to the air on a New York radio station. Chris told Aled to get the audio via ISDN from the station yesterday. Aled forgot and tried to make excuses. Chris ripped into him and made him promise he’d do it after today’s show. Rachel will be back producing the show on Monday.
Chris asked the FA for an apology about the Alan Smith debacle. Sport Monkey wasnt surprised with the FA decision on it. Chris thought they should just play Rio and Alan. Anthony Kiedis will be in with Zane Lowe on Tuesday, he of the Chili Peppers. Chris decided to play Hello Im Listening Football International. Aled had a list of phone numbers and for more competition Dave and Chris had to guess beforehand what nationality would be. Chris said that noone would be listening to the show in Russia.
Chris won after he got a double pointer Dutchman. They did this up until 20 past 5 which meant no Stubbs or Pearce. Chris went Internet Shopping and ordered something off the Aberchrombie and Finch and doesnt know how long it takes them to deliver. Chris took the piss out of Dave and his lynx africa. Chris said that he could smell dave 3 miles away when he squirted it on. Dave started name dropping some dance djs.
Daves Tedious Link
Warren G and Nate Dogg Regulate - Regulate was released in 1994, the same year the World Cup was staged in USA - USA was discovered by Christopher Columbus - If you remove the first five letters of the name Columbus you are left with Bus which is a popular mode of transport in towns and cities - Cities tend to have high levels of New pollution - New Pollution was a 1997 hit for Beck, 30 years after another Beck, namely Jeff Beck had a top 14 hit with Hi Ho Silver Lining - Lining is commonly found on the inside of jackets - Jackets rhymes with racquets which are integral to the game of tennis - Tennis racquets have strings which before the days of synthetic fibres were traditionally made out of cat gut ie the gut from a cat - The plural of cat is cats and cats like felix, like FELIX - Which links us to Felix and Dont You Want Me.
Chris wasn’t feeling good today. He said he had a really sore throat. Dave said it was from all the fags he had been smoking. Chris said that that was unfair as he’d only had 20 before today’s show. Aled offered to give Chris a hug to make him feel better. Strangely enough Chris perked up straight away. Dave and Emma stayed in last night. Chris and Sophie ate fish and chips from the chippy up the road. While they were queuing, they were allowed to take free complimentary squares crisps from baskets hanging from the walls. Chris said he had never seen that before. Chris advised Dave that if he ever goes to the same chippy, never order large chips. He said ‘Put it this way, even I went...I’ll never eat them.....I did though, but you know’. He said that he didn’t really and he couldn’t even fit them all on to his plate. Chris said he had 4 chip butties on white bread. Well actually one fish butty, one chip butty, one fish & chip butty - and one spare one to wipe the sauce off his plate. He really does live the celebrity lifestyle tothe max. Despite all the chat about last nights food and the fact that he had bangers and mash for his dinner today, Chris said he was dying for a curry (A lot of Weightwatchers points surely - Rachel would be fuming if she was in the country). Chris said Sophie doesn’t like Indian food and the other night Chris walked past his local Indian shouting ‘I haven’t forgotten you’ through the window. Dave brought up the whole Chris-Indian-Christmas Card story again.
Chris was thinking about exploiting his deep voice today by recording personalised voiceovers and answer-phone messages for listeners, at a cost of just £1. Dave thought it was a genius idea and Chris said they could do it through DVM (Dave Vitty Management). Dave said he takes 35% of all clients earnings however. Chris said that was probably why he didn’t have any clients anymore. Dave took dispute to that and said he still had Lizzie, although admittedly ‘she is going through a bit of a drought at the moment’. Chris watched Wifeswap - What Happened Next on Channel 4 last night. It showed what had happened to old first series Wifeswap couples such as the legendary Dawn and Barry, of whom Chris did some great impressions. He said it showed what a disappointment Celebrity Wifeswap was. Chris thinks for a real Celebrity Wifeswap you need egotistical, short-tempered, bitter and twisted, narky contestants. He added ‘So If you want to contact my agent, I am available’. Chris played Rachel Stevens and said he was amazed that she won Best British Female at the National Music Awards the other night off the back of just one single. He said the awards were a pointless, crap farce anyway and that the best bit of the show was Culshaw impersonating Ozzy Osbourne. It really must have been bad then.
Chris couldn’t get hold of Paddy O’Connell from Celebdaq in the first link after half 3. It was announced yesterday that Paddy’s other BBC 3 show Liquid News is to be axed in April and Chris said he was probably drowning his sorrows in the pub. Chris did an impression of him that sounded like a camp Terry Wogan. Chris said he was surprised that BBC 3 was dumping Liquid News and keeping Celebdaq, as he had £20 on it being the other way round. When Chris did get hold of Paddy after the next record it turned out Paddy had actually gone to the pub - but it was last Friday night after his show for a drink with Chris. Dave and Aled didn’t know about this but Chris said Paddy had been eager to ‘get a few shorts down’. Surprisingly it turns out Paddy is actually a bitter man and was drinking London Pride.
Chris - ‘Was I charming company?’
Paddy - ‘You were actually. I was terribly surprised’.(Dave laughed)
After the usual 15 minute Celebdaq link, Chris’s portfolio ended up looking like this - Kylie, Britney, Beckham, Jessie Wallace, 50 Cent, Prince Charles, Michael Jackson and Comedy Dave. Paddy said Prince Charles is the weeks leading incher and has blown everyone else out of the water. He recommended buying Britney although Chris said she went down in his estimation when she was at Radio 1 the other week. He said she walked past the studio without saying hello. Dave said ‘It was like she didn’t recognise us’. Chris said he would have banged her beforehand but now he won’t even look at her twice. 50 Cent is in the papers because apparently he is after a new brainier girlfriend and not just some bimbo. Dave recommended Carol Vorderman. Chris said she was vintage bintage. Chris said he’d see Paddy in the pub tonight. Paddy asked which one but Chris wouldn’t obviously say on air.
Chris played Surrender by Javine and said her songs wouldn’t be as good if they were sung in a Yorkshire accent. Chris said she had a great voice (in case she was listening and he could get a snog). Chris revealed it’s the Radio 1 Christmas party next Tuesday and that inevitably brought up Xmas Lights and Inverness chat. Chris saw 2 Xmas Lights switch-ons on TV last night. Bobby Robson was switching on the Newcastle Lights. The only problem was they were behind him and when he switched them on he couldn’t see them so asked if he had done it, while everyone was cheering loudly. In London The Regent Street Lights were being switched on by Daniel Bedingfield. They didn’t switch on until after a 20 minute delay and even then it was at the fourth time of asking, all due to a big technical * up. Bedingfield (as he did in Leicester) came up with the goods by freestyling to the crowd while they waited. Chris said the team were going to have to learn the lyrics to Gotta Get Thru This in case something goes wrong in Inverness. Aled said that after the show in Inverness the team will be riding round on an open top bus in their kilts. Suddenly Chris was rethinking his plan to go commando under his kilt. Aled said Rachel had more details about Inverness. Chris said that was not much help though as she’s in New York. In fact while she has been in New York, Rachel managed to blag her way on to the air on a New York radio station. Chris told Aled to get the audio via ISDN from the station yesterday. Aled forgot and tried to make excuses. Chris ripped into him and made him promise he’d do it after today’s show. Rachel will be back producing the show on Monday.
Chris asked the FA for an apology about the Alan Smith debacle. Sport Monkey wasnt surprised with the FA decision on it. Chris thought they should just play Rio and Alan. Anthony Kiedis will be in with Zane Lowe on Tuesday, he of the Chili Peppers. Chris decided to play Hello Im Listening Football International. Aled had a list of phone numbers and for more competition Dave and Chris had to guess beforehand what nationality would be. Chris said that noone would be listening to the show in Russia.
Chris won after he got a double pointer Dutchman. They did this up until 20 past 5 which meant no Stubbs or Pearce. Chris went Internet Shopping and ordered something off the Aberchrombie and Finch and doesnt know how long it takes them to deliver. Chris took the piss out of Dave and his lynx africa. Chris said that he could smell dave 3 miles away when he squirted it on. Dave started name dropping some dance djs.
Daves Tedious Link
Warren G and Nate Dogg Regulate - Regulate was released in 1994, the same year the World Cup was staged in USA - USA was discovered by Christopher Columbus - If you remove the first five letters of the name Columbus you are left with Bus which is a popular mode of transport in towns and cities - Cities tend to have high levels of New pollution - New Pollution was a 1997 hit for Beck, 30 years after another Beck, namely Jeff Beck had a top 14 hit with Hi Ho Silver Lining - Lining is commonly found on the inside of jackets - Jackets rhymes with racquets which are integral to the game of tennis - Tennis racquets have strings which before the days of synthetic fibres were traditionally made out of cat gut ie the gut from a cat - The plural of cat is cats and cats like felix, like FELIX - Which links us to Felix and Dont You Want Me.
