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- Wed Oct 29, 2003 1:10 am
#241795
1. Fatman Scoop feat The Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful, 2. Shakedown - At Night, 3. Starsailor - Alcoholic (from Lamacq Live in Brighton last night), 4. Jamelia - Superstar 3:30 NEWS 5. Pink - Trouble, 6. Elbow - Fugitive Motel, 7. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 8. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet, 9. Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth, 10. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right, 11. Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous, 12. Robbie Williams - Sexed Up, 13. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 14. Kings Of Leon - Wasted Time 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 15. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On, 16. Liberty X - Jumpin, 17. The Cooper Temple Clause - Blind Pilots, 18. Ludacris - Stand Up 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. The Strokes - 12:51, 20. Basement Jaxx - Romeo, 21. Ashanti - Rain On Me, 22. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 23. Cure - The Love Cats (Tedious Link), 24. Foo Fighters - All My Life, 25. Holly Valance - State Of Mind
Scott Mills managed to backtime up to 3 o’clock today and celebrated the fact by playing the pips. The only problem was there was a loud hum on the line and Chris told him it was a good idea on paper but a poor choice of outside source fader (Mills used line 1 instead of 2). Scott was out drinking last night and sent Chris a text at 8.15 pm that said ‘Good mornin’. Chris said he thought Scott was out boozing and said he was the George Best of Radio 1, but without the women and the football skills. Chris chatted to Mills for a good few minutes and said that they were all part of one big happy Radio 1 family - 1 love, 1 station - Radio 1. He then told Mills to bugger off and played a jingle.
Chris has made it. 7 days off the booze ends tonight as Chris is off to the pub to watch the Leeds - Man U Carling Cup match with Chappers and Dave. Chappers is a red of course and Dave has promised to referee by standing in between him and Chris while they watch the match. Chris was playing Leeds v Man U on the X Box in between records today and was also sending Chappers abusive texts throughout the show. Chris wanted to read out some of Chappers replies on the air but he told him not to. Chris said he was a yellow belly manc who was running scared because he knows Nick Barmby is fit for tonight’s match. Chris said his mum and dad are both going to the match while he’ll be in the pub with Dave, Chappers, Vernon Kay and Neil Sloane (who is Scott Mills producer).
Chris said he can’t wait to jump up and down knocking over the beers when birthday boy Alan Smith scores tonight. Dave said the beers were safe and Chris said Ruud Van Nistelhorse will probably score a hatrick and he will end up with his head in his hands. Dave did the Van Nistelhorse gag of ‘Why the long face’. Dave’s looking forward to the game either way because if Leeds win he’ll take the piss out of Chappers and if Man U win he’ll take the piss out of Chris.
Aled won’t be watching tonight’s match as he said there is something on the other side that he wants to watch. Dave said ‘not Pet Rescue again’. Shockingly no. Aled is watching himself on TV tonight as it’s the first episode of WawFfactor on S4C (the welsh Channel 4). Aled is the judge on a new pop idol type show which is in all welsh and called taf idol. You can get S4C on Sky Channel 184 and details of how to get English translations on screen have been put up by Aled on Chris’s mini-site on Radio 1 Online. Chris asked why he hadn’t been told about this. The other 3 judges alongside Aled in WawFfactor are Emma who used to be in a welsh girl group, Owen who used to be in Catatonia and some producer called Peredir who has worked with Natalie Imbruglia and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Chris has set his Sky Plus to record the show tonight and he’ll watch it with Dave tomorrow morning. Chris had some
clips from tonight’s show already though. He had clips of Aled giving his critique in welsh on 3 different performances and played them out on air. Chris couldn’t be arsed to translate them into English so found the English words that sounded most like what Aled was saying and said these were the exact translations. Therefore in these clips Aled apparently said the following phrases - chicken tikka, 1000 giraffes, spit in Madrid, your knickers are like a car, your mum looks like harry potter and you look like Brad Pitt with no balls. Some interesting contestants on this show then.
Georgina from Newsbeat was unsure of what Chris was talking about when he mentioned WawFfactor to her after the news. He asked her if she ever listened to the show. She said she had better things to do like get her make up done. Chris said she must come in early at about 6 to start then. Chris wants George to come and read the news in Brighton on Friday. He didn’t want Mickey who presses the newsbeat buttons to come though. Chris was meant to play the new Blazin Squad single today but he said he had accidentally burnt it so played Elbow instead.
Dave’s mate had an interview clip of QPR manager Ian Holloway sent in to Chris. Holloway was trying to make the point after a match that however you play when you win, it’s still 3 points. Unfortunately he tried to do an analogy involving pulling women and said you might not pull the best looking woman but you’d still get the job done. Chris said he wants Leeds to pull a cracking bird tonight in that case, but said they’ll probably pull a dog as usual. Chris then played Obie Trice. He said if Obie Trice pulled a bird with no teeth it’d be a bad win for QPR. He said Ian Holloway and Obie Trice were singing from the same hymn sheet and Dave said ‘you never see them together do you’.
Chris played Robbie Williams Sexed Up and asked Dave if he thought he might be listening on the internet in LA. Dave said no as he doesn’t even listen when he’s in this country. Chris watched Liquid News on BBC 3 last night and said there was a clip of Rachel Stevens looking very hot, sexy and busty. Chris said phwoar and said that he thinks ‘phwoar’ is a much underused word nowadays and he is vowing to bring it back.
Rob from Monmouth but lived in Brighton for the last 3 years. He won 5 tickets to the Chris Bikini Beach Party. Chris asked Rachel about the revelation about her being on Blue Peter at the age of 8. She was dressed as a penguin. She did a dance called A Trip to the North Pole with other Girls Brigadiers and it was done to the Blue Peter music. Blue Peter was hosted by Peter Duncan and Sarah Greene at the time. She has a silver Blue Peter badge. Aled is going out to get drunk tonight. Chris taunted Chappers for not texting or phoning about the Carling Cup match tonight that pits Debt ridden Leeds against Man Utd (second string team probably).
John Peel joined the team again after 5 insisting that he still cant get the radio to tune to Chris. Chris said that he was reliably informed that the place John was staying in had Sky Digital but John swept that under the carpet sheepishly. John has a case of dysentry after going to a Thai restaurant last night called My Ped Ped Ped. John said there was that much chili in there that it got into the ventilation system and everyone started coughing. He said they all bonded by coughing. John was out record shopping and he only spent £50. He went to the Free Bus bar and local bands were playing. Acts included The Phil Collins Three and a band called Piss who were the worlds most renowned air guitar band, but for the fact that their tape machine wouldnt work so they couldnt air guitar to anything but John thought it was enjoyable in a shambolic kind of way. He saw Dave Clarke and Adam F. Isnt Adam F the son of Alvin Stardust? John wont be there when Chris finally goes to Brighton on Friday. Chris said he will help John in the Radio One pop quiz tomorrow.
Daves Tedious Link
Ash Burn Baby Burn - Ash are led by Tim Wheeler - Tim Wheeler shares the same surname as Caron Wheeler who performed in the past with Soul II Soul - Soul II Soul was the brainchild of Mr Jazzie B - Jazzie B shares the same surname as Emma B - Emma B hosts the award winning Sunday Surgery with Dr Mark Hamilton who is actually a real doctor unlike Dr Fox who as we all know been publicly outed as a fraud - Fraud is a crime and in that respect shares much in common with Arson - Arsene Wenger is the manager of Arsenal - Arsenal tonight face Rotheram in the Carling Cup - Carling rhymes with Darling which is a word of affection between two people in love - Love is a very special thing and isnt just confined to humans - In fact im sure that other animals such as dogs, sheep or indeed Cats can find love and I suppose a pair of cats who were very much in love could be describes as a pair of lovecats - Which links us to the Cure and Love Cats from 1983
Scott Mills managed to backtime up to 3 o’clock today and celebrated the fact by playing the pips. The only problem was there was a loud hum on the line and Chris told him it was a good idea on paper but a poor choice of outside source fader (Mills used line 1 instead of 2). Scott was out drinking last night and sent Chris a text at 8.15 pm that said ‘Good mornin’. Chris said he thought Scott was out boozing and said he was the George Best of Radio 1, but without the women and the football skills. Chris chatted to Mills for a good few minutes and said that they were all part of one big happy Radio 1 family - 1 love, 1 station - Radio 1. He then told Mills to bugger off and played a jingle.
Chris has made it. 7 days off the booze ends tonight as Chris is off to the pub to watch the Leeds - Man U Carling Cup match with Chappers and Dave. Chappers is a red of course and Dave has promised to referee by standing in between him and Chris while they watch the match. Chris was playing Leeds v Man U on the X Box in between records today and was also sending Chappers abusive texts throughout the show. Chris wanted to read out some of Chappers replies on the air but he told him not to. Chris said he was a yellow belly manc who was running scared because he knows Nick Barmby is fit for tonight’s match. Chris said his mum and dad are both going to the match while he’ll be in the pub with Dave, Chappers, Vernon Kay and Neil Sloane (who is Scott Mills producer).
Chris said he can’t wait to jump up and down knocking over the beers when birthday boy Alan Smith scores tonight. Dave said the beers were safe and Chris said Ruud Van Nistelhorse will probably score a hatrick and he will end up with his head in his hands. Dave did the Van Nistelhorse gag of ‘Why the long face’. Dave’s looking forward to the game either way because if Leeds win he’ll take the piss out of Chappers and if Man U win he’ll take the piss out of Chris.
Aled won’t be watching tonight’s match as he said there is something on the other side that he wants to watch. Dave said ‘not Pet Rescue again’. Shockingly no. Aled is watching himself on TV tonight as it’s the first episode of WawFfactor on S4C (the welsh Channel 4). Aled is the judge on a new pop idol type show which is in all welsh and called taf idol. You can get S4C on Sky Channel 184 and details of how to get English translations on screen have been put up by Aled on Chris’s mini-site on Radio 1 Online. Chris asked why he hadn’t been told about this. The other 3 judges alongside Aled in WawFfactor are Emma who used to be in a welsh girl group, Owen who used to be in Catatonia and some producer called Peredir who has worked with Natalie Imbruglia and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Chris has set his Sky Plus to record the show tonight and he’ll watch it with Dave tomorrow morning. Chris had some
clips from tonight’s show already though. He had clips of Aled giving his critique in welsh on 3 different performances and played them out on air. Chris couldn’t be arsed to translate them into English so found the English words that sounded most like what Aled was saying and said these were the exact translations. Therefore in these clips Aled apparently said the following phrases - chicken tikka, 1000 giraffes, spit in Madrid, your knickers are like a car, your mum looks like harry potter and you look like Brad Pitt with no balls. Some interesting contestants on this show then.
Georgina from Newsbeat was unsure of what Chris was talking about when he mentioned WawFfactor to her after the news. He asked her if she ever listened to the show. She said she had better things to do like get her make up done. Chris said she must come in early at about 6 to start then. Chris wants George to come and read the news in Brighton on Friday. He didn’t want Mickey who presses the newsbeat buttons to come though. Chris was meant to play the new Blazin Squad single today but he said he had accidentally burnt it so played Elbow instead.
Dave’s mate had an interview clip of QPR manager Ian Holloway sent in to Chris. Holloway was trying to make the point after a match that however you play when you win, it’s still 3 points. Unfortunately he tried to do an analogy involving pulling women and said you might not pull the best looking woman but you’d still get the job done. Chris said he wants Leeds to pull a cracking bird tonight in that case, but said they’ll probably pull a dog as usual. Chris then played Obie Trice. He said if Obie Trice pulled a bird with no teeth it’d be a bad win for QPR. He said Ian Holloway and Obie Trice were singing from the same hymn sheet and Dave said ‘you never see them together do you’.
Chris played Robbie Williams Sexed Up and asked Dave if he thought he might be listening on the internet in LA. Dave said no as he doesn’t even listen when he’s in this country. Chris watched Liquid News on BBC 3 last night and said there was a clip of Rachel Stevens looking very hot, sexy and busty. Chris said phwoar and said that he thinks ‘phwoar’ is a much underused word nowadays and he is vowing to bring it back.
Rob from Monmouth but lived in Brighton for the last 3 years. He won 5 tickets to the Chris Bikini Beach Party. Chris asked Rachel about the revelation about her being on Blue Peter at the age of 8. She was dressed as a penguin. She did a dance called A Trip to the North Pole with other Girls Brigadiers and it was done to the Blue Peter music. Blue Peter was hosted by Peter Duncan and Sarah Greene at the time. She has a silver Blue Peter badge. Aled is going out to get drunk tonight. Chris taunted Chappers for not texting or phoning about the Carling Cup match tonight that pits Debt ridden Leeds against Man Utd (second string team probably).
John Peel joined the team again after 5 insisting that he still cant get the radio to tune to Chris. Chris said that he was reliably informed that the place John was staying in had Sky Digital but John swept that under the carpet sheepishly. John has a case of dysentry after going to a Thai restaurant last night called My Ped Ped Ped. John said there was that much chili in there that it got into the ventilation system and everyone started coughing. He said they all bonded by coughing. John was out record shopping and he only spent £50. He went to the Free Bus bar and local bands were playing. Acts included The Phil Collins Three and a band called Piss who were the worlds most renowned air guitar band, but for the fact that their tape machine wouldnt work so they couldnt air guitar to anything but John thought it was enjoyable in a shambolic kind of way. He saw Dave Clarke and Adam F. Isnt Adam F the son of Alvin Stardust? John wont be there when Chris finally goes to Brighton on Friday. Chris said he will help John in the Radio One pop quiz tomorrow.
Daves Tedious Link
Ash Burn Baby Burn - Ash are led by Tim Wheeler - Tim Wheeler shares the same surname as Caron Wheeler who performed in the past with Soul II Soul - Soul II Soul was the brainchild of Mr Jazzie B - Jazzie B shares the same surname as Emma B - Emma B hosts the award winning Sunday Surgery with Dr Mark Hamilton who is actually a real doctor unlike Dr Fox who as we all know been publicly outed as a fraud - Fraud is a crime and in that respect shares much in common with Arson - Arsene Wenger is the manager of Arsenal - Arsenal tonight face Rotheram in the Carling Cup - Carling rhymes with Darling which is a word of affection between two people in love - Love is a very special thing and isnt just confined to humans - In fact im sure that other animals such as dogs, sheep or indeed Cats can find love and I suppose a pair of cats who were very much in love could be describes as a pair of lovecats - Which links us to the Cure and Love Cats from 1983
