The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 2. Shakedown – At Night, 3. Jamelia - Superstar, 4. Ultrabeat – Pretty Green Eyes, 5. Muse - Time is Running Out 3:30 NEWS 6. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 7. Lemar - Dance (with U), 8. Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly (Recorded live at last night’s gig for Radio 1), 9. Joe Budden - Pump it Up, 10. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy, 11. Eve feat Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind, 12. Million Dan - Dogz & Sledgez, 13. Richard X feat Kelis - Finest Dreams 14. Busted – Sleeping with the light on 4:30 NEWS & SPORT 15. Sean Paul - Like Glue, 16. Dido - White Flag, 17. Dutch feat Crystal Waters - My Time, 18. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Stop 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 19. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 20. Miss Dynamite - Miss Dynamitee, 21. Foo Fighters - All My Life (Recorded live at last night’s gig for Radio 1), 22. 50 Cent feat Nate Dogg - 21 Questions, 23. The Undertones - Teenage Kicks (Tedious Link), 24. Jaimeson - Complete, 25. Beyonce Knowles - Crazy In Love, 26. Good Charlotte - The Anthem

Chris, Dave and Will all went to Radio 1’s Foo Fighters gig last night. Dave didn’t get up until after 11 today and Chris said that he was completely trolleyed last night. Dave said he wasn’t feeling at his best and had been told by Emma that he was ‘irresponsible and immature’ when he staggered in at 3 this morning, 4 hours later than he promised his soon-to-be wife. Despite this Dave didn’t have to sleep in the spare room and sneaked into ‘the marital bed’ half an hour later.
Earlier in the evening Dave had bought 2 Carlings from the bar for a combined total of £6.20(!!) and was carrying them back to his seat when he was lifted off his feet by Will and jamesie for a spot of unscheduled crowdsurfing, while the Foos were performing Low. Will decided to seek permission to throw Saturday’s groom up over the crowd from old Producer Ben, who with no hesitation said yes. Dave said he was carried to the front of the stage by the crowd and then taken down by 2 Security guards, who Dave thought might throw him out. They didn’t, but to Dave’s dismay Radio 1 Controller Andy Parfitt was standing directly in front of him when he went to return to his seat. Despite this unplanned event Dave said that he managed not to spill a single drop of the 2 Carlings he’d bought. During the after-show party, Chris was asked to record a piece about the gig for entertainment news on Jo Whiley’s show this morning. In the background of the clip you can clearly hear both Will and jamesie doing their loudest Michael Jackson ‘hee hees’.
A large part of today’s show was spent talking about the events of last night. Dave went over and introduced himself to the BBC Political Correspondent Andrew Marr, who was not only at the gig but wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Chris said he wouldn’t have had him down as a big Foos fan. Will was fascinated to know what they talked about. Chris rang Andrew Marr on the internal phone system and told Dave to chat to him, but to Dave’s delight it went to answerphone. Will then e-mailed Andrew Marr but there was no reply. Chris and Dave also chatted to Vernon Kay and Tess Daly, who Dave talked to for ages but couldn’t remember a word of the conversation. Chris and Dave also said that Vernon was a really nice bloke and apologised during the link for ribbing him on the show over the last few years, admittedly because of the length of his hair. Chris had his hair cut this morning - to ‘the shortest it’s ever been’. Aled said it shows up his grey hair and he should think about getting it dyed. Will then held Aled as Chris went round the desk to boot him strongly in the arse (he was given the choice of either that or a Chinese burn). After the news Chris and George talked about the now-revealed wind up Channel 4/E4 show Lapdance Island, and Chris said George should be a lapdancer. He said she should read topless news in a new feature Dave thinks should be called ‘Nudesbeat’.
The team’s pursuit of Noel Edmonds continued and I’m guessing there’s been more Radio 2 chat on Radio 1 this week than ever before. There was parody Steve Wright and Noel Edmonds links in cheesy local DJ voices with background clapping - and yet more unanswered phone calls to the Edmonds show. Chris said Maureen, Janet and Doris who answered the phones for Radio 2 had Radio 1 on and were telling each other not to answer. Aled finally got hold of Noel’s producer who gave him a statement from the show. ‘ Thankyou very much, he’s very flattered to be talked about on Radio 1 but he doesn’t have the time to talk to you as he comes in around 4 and spends the next hour prepping for his show that starts at 5.’ Dave said Chris handled this with tact and diplomacy as Chris replied ‘Well stick it up your arse then Edmonds’.
Today is GCSE Results day and the team talked about their results. Aled got ten C grades or above, Dave got 4 B’s, 4 C’s and 2 D’s. Chris didn’t say his results. Will did O-levels before they became GCSE’s and Dave and Chris asked him whether he had to use chalk, slate and quills during his exams. Will said that he never attended Hogwarts. There was also another Will porn video link with the usual alternative film porn names read out - Jurassic Pork etc. Spoony also appeared in the background for a link today and Chris said that his ego was so big he had be on daytime Radio 1, and any time he has a cold coming on he sneezes all over Dave Pearce to get to fill in for him.