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- Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:39 pm
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1. Eve – Who’s that girl, 2. Starsailor – Silence is Easy, 3. Dutch feat Crystal Waters – My Time, 4. Pink feat William Orbit – Feel Good Time, 5. Foo Fighters – Disenchanted Lullaby (Dave Grohl acoustic from Jo Whiley’s show this morning) 3:30 NEWS 6. Sean Paul – Like Glue, 7. Jason Nevins feat Holly James - I’m in heaven, 8. Evanescence - Going Under, 9. White Stripes - I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself, 10. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 11. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet, 12. Louise - Pandora’s Kiss, 13. Beyonce Knowles - Crazy in Love 4:30 NEWS & SPORT 14. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 15. Jaimeson - Complete, 16. Texas - Carnival Girl, 17. Foo Fighters - Times Like These 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 18. Elton John - Are you ready for love, 19. Cam’ron - Hey Ma, 20. The Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun, 21. Mis-teeq - Can’t Get It Back, 22. Mark Owen - Clementine (Tedious Link), 23. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 25. Lemar - Dance (with U)
The usual professional start to the show today as Who’s that girl by Eve (the 1st tune) doesn’t start on cue. Dave told Chris to start again while he was busy blaming the equipment for the screw up. Dave and Chris had a total of 8 pints each last night in 2 different pubs, the reason being the second was open till 12 so they could fit in a couple more Stellas at that one. However, Chris was infuriated as an Australian barman told them to hurry up and get out before he rang the police. Chris spent the next 2 minutes slagging Australians, before taking it all back. He watched the Brighton - QPR game in the pub last night and saw Norman Cook shown on-screen in the crowd. Chris then
texted him ‘just seen you on the TV, I’m watching the game, good luck’, to which Norman replied ‘who’s this?’ Dave said they were obviously close friends.
Chris tried to get Noel Edmonds on the show as he is filling in for Johnny Walker this week on Radio 2. Chris says Noel once rang him when he was presenting the breakfast show and said that despite the fact he was listening, he thought Chris was too rude (something he publicly said about Sara Cox last week). Despite a link full of Noel’s house
Party chat and memories, there wasn’t a call from Noel - surprise, surprise. After the 3:30 news Georgina told Chris that on the White Stripes website you can see Jack white’s operation on his finger in full, and said it was disgusting. Chris said he’d like to watch Jordan have her next boob job done on the net and he bet George would love to see it. He said she would definitely cop a feel if she were out with Jordan, just to see what they were like. She said there’s no way she would and Chris replied trust me, you want to. Dave said how did he know and Chris replied Gareth told me they were ‘grrrrrreat’.
Chris was talking about his digital camera again today. He said it cost him £350 for the camera, £50 for a case from the shop Will told him to go to - and for a 1 Gigabit memory stick for it, it cost him £600. That’s a grand before he’s used it. He also said he was going off the idea of buying a video camera because the one recommended to him costs £2100. Louise Redknapp was a guest on the show today and Chris said before she came in that he wouldn’t want to see her naked because she’s a married woman. He quickly added however ‘If Jamie says I can have a look it’d be rude not to’. Chris told Louise he still had a signed Eternal picture and loved all of her early material - both solo and with Eternal. She said she was glad she was pleasing him in those days. He said it was the closest he ever got. Chris told her that from being FHM 2nd sexiest women in the world in 99, she was now down to 40th. She asked what she could do to rectify that and he said get divorced.
Chris opened the lines for more Wedding hell. First caller said someone turned up who wasnt invited and who was well known to act badly when drinking and the bride came up to tell him to stop messing about. He pushed her and she into the buffet cart beside the dancefloor. The bridegroom came out of the toilet, tried to punch the fella and slipped on triple and landed on a cut glass on his arse. He asked the caller to come down to the toilets to help him. At that point, the police had been called and they ran into the toilets to find one man with trousers round his ankles while the caller was behind him gripping his arse to get the glass out. The police came in with the police dogs and the dog bit him on the arse. Chris played the new song from Texas which had some reggae rapping in it. Louise asked Chris when he was getting married. She has known him for 10 years. She still hasnt given him her number. Jamie proposed to her in hospital when he had a broken ankle and his leg in a stirrup. Chris recalled Daves drunken proposal. Chris wished her good luck to her at the Blackpool illuminations. Louise talked about her dogs Winston and Bella. She said that they dont sleep with her because they snore too much, so Chris has more in common with the dogs than Jamie.
Chris wore a beanie hat with his photo with Louise. Dave said it looked like he was like Tommy Cooper. Will took another photo and Chris wasnt happy with the outcome. Georgina said that her sisters friend was a bridesmaid at the same wedding that Louise was also a bridesmaid and they had Charlies Angels written on the back of their dresses because the girl getting married was called Charlie.
Dave is preparing tonight for holidays and for the Foo Fighters gig tomorrow. Chris is going to use his digital camera tonight. Will said that Alex, Ross and Mandy at Horsham Sony Centre would be delighted to help him with his camera needs. Chris decided to film the 10 second link. Chris said he looked drunk.
FA ALED (Never Stop Retching)
Carrie slagged off Carolynne for looking like a footballers wife, her being the one that dated Rio Ferdinand and Seth Johnson. Chris has no idea who the people are. Louise and Carolynne are going to the Tomb Raider premiere tonight. Barry has never written a song before so they have someone who has written for Blue and Busted.
Daves Tedious Link
Stiltskin Inside - Inside is the opposite of outside which was a hit for George Michael who duetted with Elton John on Dont Let The Sun Go Down On Me - Elton John is currently starring in the advert for Sky Sports - One of Sky Sports famous presenters is Richard Keys who apparantly has hairy hands - Hairy hands is often a characteristic of an orangutan - Orangutans are a type of monkey - Monkey wrench is a piece of genius rock by the Foo Fighters - The Foo Fighters are fronted by Dave Grohl who today hosted the Dave and Jo show with Jo Whiley - Jo Whiley is the mother of children and in that respects shares much in common with Delia Smith - Delia Smth has written numerous books on the subject of cookery and can no doubt cook Duck A l'orange which is made with ducks and oranges and the orange family emcompasses many different species including mandarins, satsumas and clementimes - Which links us to Medium Mark Owen and Clementime
The usual professional start to the show today as Who’s that girl by Eve (the 1st tune) doesn’t start on cue. Dave told Chris to start again while he was busy blaming the equipment for the screw up. Dave and Chris had a total of 8 pints each last night in 2 different pubs, the reason being the second was open till 12 so they could fit in a couple more Stellas at that one. However, Chris was infuriated as an Australian barman told them to hurry up and get out before he rang the police. Chris spent the next 2 minutes slagging Australians, before taking it all back. He watched the Brighton - QPR game in the pub last night and saw Norman Cook shown on-screen in the crowd. Chris then
texted him ‘just seen you on the TV, I’m watching the game, good luck’, to which Norman replied ‘who’s this?’ Dave said they were obviously close friends.
Chris tried to get Noel Edmonds on the show as he is filling in for Johnny Walker this week on Radio 2. Chris says Noel once rang him when he was presenting the breakfast show and said that despite the fact he was listening, he thought Chris was too rude (something he publicly said about Sara Cox last week). Despite a link full of Noel’s house
Party chat and memories, there wasn’t a call from Noel - surprise, surprise. After the 3:30 news Georgina told Chris that on the White Stripes website you can see Jack white’s operation on his finger in full, and said it was disgusting. Chris said he’d like to watch Jordan have her next boob job done on the net and he bet George would love to see it. He said she would definitely cop a feel if she were out with Jordan, just to see what they were like. She said there’s no way she would and Chris replied trust me, you want to. Dave said how did he know and Chris replied Gareth told me they were ‘grrrrrreat’.
Chris was talking about his digital camera again today. He said it cost him £350 for the camera, £50 for a case from the shop Will told him to go to - and for a 1 Gigabit memory stick for it, it cost him £600. That’s a grand before he’s used it. He also said he was going off the idea of buying a video camera because the one recommended to him costs £2100. Louise Redknapp was a guest on the show today and Chris said before she came in that he wouldn’t want to see her naked because she’s a married woman. He quickly added however ‘If Jamie says I can have a look it’d be rude not to’. Chris told Louise he still had a signed Eternal picture and loved all of her early material - both solo and with Eternal. She said she was glad she was pleasing him in those days. He said it was the closest he ever got. Chris told her that from being FHM 2nd sexiest women in the world in 99, she was now down to 40th. She asked what she could do to rectify that and he said get divorced.
Chris opened the lines for more Wedding hell. First caller said someone turned up who wasnt invited and who was well known to act badly when drinking and the bride came up to tell him to stop messing about. He pushed her and she into the buffet cart beside the dancefloor. The bridegroom came out of the toilet, tried to punch the fella and slipped on triple and landed on a cut glass on his arse. He asked the caller to come down to the toilets to help him. At that point, the police had been called and they ran into the toilets to find one man with trousers round his ankles while the caller was behind him gripping his arse to get the glass out. The police came in with the police dogs and the dog bit him on the arse. Chris played the new song from Texas which had some reggae rapping in it. Louise asked Chris when he was getting married. She has known him for 10 years. She still hasnt given him her number. Jamie proposed to her in hospital when he had a broken ankle and his leg in a stirrup. Chris recalled Daves drunken proposal. Chris wished her good luck to her at the Blackpool illuminations. Louise talked about her dogs Winston and Bella. She said that they dont sleep with her because they snore too much, so Chris has more in common with the dogs than Jamie.
Chris wore a beanie hat with his photo with Louise. Dave said it looked like he was like Tommy Cooper. Will took another photo and Chris wasnt happy with the outcome. Georgina said that her sisters friend was a bridesmaid at the same wedding that Louise was also a bridesmaid and they had Charlies Angels written on the back of their dresses because the girl getting married was called Charlie.
Dave is preparing tonight for holidays and for the Foo Fighters gig tomorrow. Chris is going to use his digital camera tonight. Will said that Alex, Ross and Mandy at Horsham Sony Centre would be delighted to help him with his camera needs. Chris decided to film the 10 second link. Chris said he looked drunk.
FA ALED (Never Stop Retching)
Carrie slagged off Carolynne for looking like a footballers wife, her being the one that dated Rio Ferdinand and Seth Johnson. Chris has no idea who the people are. Louise and Carolynne are going to the Tomb Raider premiere tonight. Barry has never written a song before so they have someone who has written for Blue and Busted.
Daves Tedious Link
Stiltskin Inside - Inside is the opposite of outside which was a hit for George Michael who duetted with Elton John on Dont Let The Sun Go Down On Me - Elton John is currently starring in the advert for Sky Sports - One of Sky Sports famous presenters is Richard Keys who apparantly has hairy hands - Hairy hands is often a characteristic of an orangutan - Orangutans are a type of monkey - Monkey wrench is a piece of genius rock by the Foo Fighters - The Foo Fighters are fronted by Dave Grohl who today hosted the Dave and Jo show with Jo Whiley - Jo Whiley is the mother of children and in that respects shares much in common with Delia Smith - Delia Smth has written numerous books on the subject of cookery and can no doubt cook Duck A l'orange which is made with ducks and oranges and the orange family emcompasses many different species including mandarins, satsumas and clementimes - Which links us to Medium Mark Owen and Clementime
